Mommy Blogging Vlogging

Gardner Quad Squad Is The Latest Baby-On-Plane Drama Tale

Coming on the heels of Something Navy‘s airline-vs-baby media blitz is Ashley ‘Pantry Twizzlers’ Gardner, who went on Ellen and complained about how she was treated when she was trying to board her free flight.

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Instagram Internets Slow News Day Snapchat Vlogging

Shorty Award Nominees Announced

It’s time for the 9th Annual Shorty Awards, and Instagram and Snapchat thirsties who managed to get nominated are busy flooding their social media feeds with pleas to their fans to go vote for them. And just who are these “influencers“?

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Healthy Living Blogging

KERF Has Some Things To Tell You

Kath Eats, of one taco fame, has posted a “Things I’m Afraid To Tell You” post because apparently that blog cliche is making the rounds again. In it, she addresses all those things readers have wondered for months.

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Internets WTF

Allie Wants You To Pay Her College Tuition

Allie Dowdle, white girl from “a local private school”, started a GoFundMe claiming her parents won’t pay her tuition because she’s dating a black guy.

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Mommy Blogging

Jessica Quirk’s Daughter Already Showing Herself To Be Obedient

Immediately after Messica’s whining about still being pregnant her daughter obliged the queenwomanmommy’s wishes and squirked her way into the world. As predicted in the forums for months she went with a name that could be pet named into Bee.

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Mommy Blogging

What I Wore Awaits Her Baby With Grace And Gratitude

Jessica Quirk, second time mother, is spending the last days of her pregnancy complaining about still being pregnant.

These last few weeks are rough…It’s so hard not to overanalyze each and every little thing or to consider ways to induce labor.

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Instagram Mommy Blogging

Mamagrammers Not Even Trying Anymore

Mamawatters, the original kinfolky prairie mamagrammer, posted a fun snow day picture of her sons on ye olde oh-so-rustic LL Bean red sled.

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Instagram Lifestyle Blogging Where Are They Now

Was Hey Natalie Jean “Dumped” By Husband?

Over the New Year Hey Natalie Jean, former blogger, posted a strange update to instagram stories. Just a year and a half after being dragged to Idaho by Mr. Natalie Jean she posted a burning list with what looked like a claim that she was “dumped by my husband”.

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Instagram Mommy Blogging

Tiffany’s Fat Baby Is Now A Card Game

Happy New Year! I wonder what baby peddler Tiffany is up to this year? Wait, what?

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Internets

Happy Holidays From GOMI

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happy holidays from loliver and alice, who intends to beat this picture into the ground

Season’s Greetings, sad basement hams! This year I’ve sort of locked myself into a Fortress of Solitude while I navigate my first dry holiday season. I feel sort of meh and bored and just couldn’t get it up to post lately, so I thought ‘how about a GOMI roundup post of all the crap I’ve been too blah to deal with?’ So here you go, some random stuff I didn’t feel like posting the past couple of weeks! I know, I really make it sound exciting.

Pioneer Woman, that orange haired lady who sells Wal-Mart plates, is publishing a magazine next year.

The Pioneer Woman magazine will feature a strong emphasis on food, showcasing Drummond’s accessible style for cooking, meal planning and casual entertaining. Additional stories will cover fashion, lifestyle, family and culture/fun, along withpersonal anecdotes and photographs of her life on the ranch.

So I guess if you want to pay for her blog in paper form, your wish just came true.

Young House Love bought another house to ruin. This time it’s a vacation home.

Obviously, the ability to share another reno project with you guys is a nice perk, but when we couldn’t shake the idea of getting a second property even after stepping back from daily blogging two years ago, it helped confirm that our motives weren’t just hinged on creating “more content.” Also, there are probably easier ways to find content than buying a 96 year old house that’s 2.5 hours away and needs this much work. Ha!

I want to slap that ‘Ha!’ Anyway, they are also still doing that podcast I guess. So. There’s also that if you really miss Shurry Beff and Human Selfie Stick.

How long has it been since you got riled up about Freckled Fox? Well that’s too long. Get in there.

And finally here’s a thread where we can Scrooge it up while we try to figure out why Christmas has all the brilliance of grey flannel this year. Join me, won’t you?

Hope you all have a wonderful season whether you observe anything or not, and if you’re facing travel I hope you stay safe and have easy journies.


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Vlogging

Youtuber Being Sued For Posting Rants About Her Ex

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Trisha Paytas, the fameballing youtuber who claims her boyfriend cheated or something, spent her post-breakup days sitting on the floor posting tear-filled videos questioning his sexuality.

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Internets no1curr

Lynette Still Hasn’t Been Verified

Lynette Young, known to dozens, is still whining that she can’t get verfied on twitter.

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Internets

CecilyK Continues To Fight Racism From Her Couch

Cecily, still trying to be relevant, has once again shown her willingness to combat racism by writing about planning on doing something about racism maybe one day if she gets a chance probably.

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