Monthly Archives: January 2014
Katie Bower, says y’all a lot, has finally acquired the investment property she’s wanted for a while. Saying “nothing is a done deal right now”, Katie proceeded to post the address and interior photos of the property – despite the fact that the “crack house” is still occupied.
Right now it is used as low-income housing for six different people and that is why these photos show a lot of furniture and clothing and stuff. They do still live there. I could explain more detail but honestly, it’s hard for us to even draw up a floor plan because of all the stuff so for now, I will let a few photos do the talking…
Featuring such fun captions as “this used to be a drug dealers bathroom”, the remainder of the post is mostly photos of the interiors. Katie concludes her post by asking readers to “please pray for us” while they “bring on this crazy crack house journey”.
Because obviously the person needing prayers in this scenario is the affluent white woman who will have to *gasp* renovate, not the displaced low income families. Yay gentrification!
Jen Caron, white woman who does yoga, wrote yesterday on XOJane about a harrowing experience at yoga. It seems her “beloved donation-based studio” was invaded by “a young, fairly heavy black woman” who “put her mat down directly behind mine.”
I was completely unable to focus on my practice, instead feeling hyper-aware of my high-waisted bike shorts, my tastefully tacky sports bra, my well-versedness in these poses that I have been in hundreds of times. My skinny white girl body. Surely this woman was noticing all of these things and judging me for them, stereotyping me, resenting me—or so I imagined.
After reminding us that the black woman was heavyset, Jen informs us she thoughtfully “tried to very deliberately avoid looking in her direction” – because, she claims, the woman was obviously upset about being a heavyset black woman in a yoga class full of skinny white women – but added she “could feel her hostility just the same”.
Jen attempts to frost this layer cake of wtfery with a suspicious glaze of faux self-awareness. Saying that “self-importantly believing myself to be the deserving target of a racially charged anger is nothing” in the grand scheme of race relations, she concludes by claiming she “was shaken” by the experience “all the same”.
Um, ok. So brave.
Dino Dogan, apparently very important or something, wants you journalists to know bloggers “are smarter than journalists”. That’s right, people who went to school and learned how to write – a self-described “Global Force for Badassery” is just better than you at what you do:
Here’s what a journalist does. They write a story. BOOM! That’s it. That’s all they do.
They don’t write the headline, they have copywriters and editors for that. They don’t proof-read their own work, they have proof-readers for that. And they don’t market their own work, they have their paper’s circulation that gets the eyeballs on their content.
On the other hand, a typical blogger will write a story, admit their bias, write the headline, publish it on their own platform, and do all the promotion themselves.
Afterwards, a typical blogger will engage with his or her readers, where a typical journalist would consider that beneath him.
With the stunning lack of self-awareness seen in most bloggers, Dino declares journalists “believe [they’re] better than most” and then comes to the conclusion that bloggers “are more hard-working, more honest, and more passionate than your average journalist.”
I’d like to know where all this honesty and hard work is in the blogosphere, because personally what I’ve encountered is a “citizen journalism” army that is about 99% entitled, shady, avaricious, and lazy. If Dino is trying to say some specific portion of the blogosphere is superior to a specific portion of journalists, fine. But that’s not how he wound up coming across. Then again, maybe I didn’t understand him because he’s a superior awesome citizen journalist gonzo blogger and I’m just some chick with a laptop.
Dan, WTFmaster General of the Dadosphere Army, is begging his superfans to help omgsaaaave his blog, “Single Dad Laughing“. You see, according to Dan, blogging has been ruined by sites like Mashable and Buzzfeed because such sites force all bloggers to put out crappy content as often as possible just to compete. That’s right – the quality of Dan’s blog sucks now because, Buzzfeed:
These sites (each which generate tens of millions in revenue each year) have all but destroyed the ability that so many of us writers and bloggers and Internet entertainers previously had to stay relevant, and they have done it by developing a ruthless yet simple business plan…come up with mindless, cheap, random content, pump it out at the tune of often 30 or more new posts per hour…
Of course that didn’t stop him from initially trying to play their detestable game by chucking out his own “mindless content posts”:
At first I just introduced one here or there, supplementing the usual Single Dad Laughing blog posts. And, I learned, that doing that both drives traffic, but also drives the time commitment to this blog.
Evidently it didn’t work as well as he wanted, so now he suddenly feels like “a sell-out”. Dan also claims the captains of industry in this new world of content factories are driving down ad prices because “advertisers don’t necessarily like putting premium ads onto cheap mindless content”. So poor Dan isn’t making money anymore because, Mashable or something. (Though, confusingly, he also said these content farms “generate tens of millions in revenue each year”. So apparently someone is making money, it just isn’t Dan.)
And the worst part? Facebook is out to destroy bloggers by changing their algorithm!
…Facebook came along while I was on that sabbatical last month and nailed yet another big fat nail into the Single Dad Laughing coffin. They drastically changed the algorithm…now showing my links to (maybe) 20% of the people it was before the algorithm change, and unless I pay big bucks to have my posts show up in people’s feeds, there’s not much I can do about it.
What can be done to help you, Dan? asked nobody. Well, Dan will tell you – basically, you need to ‘like’ everything he posts on Facebook, and comment on everything he posts on facebook. Not just “once or twice, and not just do them for a week or two, but to actively remember to do them forever. It’s the only way this will work.” FOREVER, folks. You have to do this for everything from Dan, forever.
If we work together, it means higher quality blog posts from me. Fewer of my links clogging your feeds. Fewer memes to keep it all going. It means more engaging updates and witty statuses.
Ok, can someone explain to me why he can’t just start offering better quality content and fewer memes and more engaging updates…without making his readers do all this work? It just seems to me that begging people for likes and comments isn’t particularly organic and most likely won’t be a lasting solution. Why not just get back to producing something worth reading and seeing how that goes first? Serious question.
Bleubird, previously known as Bleubird Vintage before her rebrand, had a bad Saturday. It seems her one year old son needed five stitches on his head, and was rushed to the emergency room. According to her husband:
Little sailor took a nasty spill in the kitchen and needed 5 stitches on his forehead…Sailor was a champ and was flirting with every nurse there.
It appears from this picture that Mr. Bleubird had to hold the child down, and Miss James did what any mother would do – stood back and captured the moment for instagram.
Because obviously when your husband is pinning your screaming baby down while his head is sewn up, the first thing that crosses your mind is documenting the moment for your fangirls. Hooray for the internets!
Margery, femininity warrior, has some real talk for all you ladies. It seems too many women are doing submission wrong:
In our current culture women “deserving” a good man and relationship is so beat into us that it becomes hard to separate our sense of entitlement from ourselves.
Well, all that being ‘entitled’ to a good man simply won’t do. You women need to remember one thing – you’re not worthy:
Submissive wives, we do not deserve the men we have. I don’t care if this statement is true or not (meaning, don’t bother debating this with me- it’s irrelevant) this is what we are to believe. We are not worthy and we must always seek to be worthy.
Margery wants you to kill your inner ‘shrew’ – in fact, you must ‘kill her and then…kill her all over again’ in order to remain properly submissive. While she tries to explain that a ‘shrew’ is actually just a passive aggressive drama whore, the real message is simple – Margery is better than you. Margery ‘can stand strong all by myself, shrews are cruel’.
Look, it’s a great message that there’s no need to be passy assy or an attention vulture. But does it really need to be based on being a good wife? Why can’t anything just be about being a good person for these anti-feminists?
Jessica Quirk, professor of teaching how to draw stick figure Jessicas, is apparently all but over personal style blogging. She recently announced that What I Wore would be transitioning into a lifestyle blog; now she tells readers she’s “spending a little less time thinking about what to wear”:
I’ve been resorting to my own archives for ideas on how to get dressed these days. With my mind on other things (like my upcoming lesson plans!) I just don’t care as much about clothes these days.
If you’re doing more lifestyle posts and no longer care about clothes…isn’t it maybe time to rebrand and be done with it? I’m so confused – all these bloggers who don’t need to are rebranding, yet the one blog that really should, isn’t. Gawd internets ur like harder than math sometimez!