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Amanda Is Pissed That You Slept With Her Husband

Meet Amanda. She’s angry at Trish. In fact she’s so angry that she’s created an entire website detailing how angry she is. Why is Amanda angry at Trish? Well according to her, Trish is a criminal who forced her husband to have an affair he didn’t want…for 5 years:

Her behavior DURING the affair constitutes, however loosely, blackmail, and more definitively, extortion and coercion.  She threatened, underhandedly but in no uncertain terms, that if he didn’t see her when in town (we live in California. A few times a year he went to Columbus, Ohio for business) she would make threats to tell me.  He would say, “I can’t.  I am very busy.” Her response, every time, “Well, I think it’s time we tell Amanda.”  So he would see her.

Claiming “it is quite uncommon for an adultery tale as vicious and disturbing as this one”, Amanda shares the cruelly taunting emails of her husband’s mistress, full of such horrible threats as “I am sorry”. She also makes it clear that she is much more attractive than Trish, because obviously that is super important in a contest of moral justice.

I can’t decide whether I hope this site is some kind of viral campaign attempt, or the beginning of the greatest internet trainwreck of the year.




  1. Miss Noir

    NO MERCY!

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    • AQNR

      Hey, she had wonton disregard. Obviously she's not right in the noodle?

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      • MostlyBode

        AQNR comment = perfection

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  2. The Snarky Wife

    Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

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  3. snarkopottamus

    Gooooood lawd.

    *gets popcorn*

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    • Miss Noir

      It's so f**king great. *wipes away a tear*

      I mean, I feel real bad for the target who needs to LOLyer up ASAP. But, until she does and gets this shit down, I will read with gusto.

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      • Smooshed Macaroons

        I didn't get to read with gusto...I was too late. Damn that 'trying to be on the internet less'!

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    • Rhodesian Sailor

      I KNOW

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  4. kumquat

    Who still uses a juno.com email address? This affair clearly happened in 1998.

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    • Hater Face

      My exact thoughts!

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    • playswithfire

      I haven't found any blinking GIFs on her website yet, but give it time!

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      • Sal's Copious Nether Locks

        There was a really ratty looking middle finger with red nails. That'll do.

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    • SmuggyMcSmuggerson

      Quick- do an AskJeeves search!

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      • Beezus Christ

        If Ask Jeeves is too busy, there's always Lycos.

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  5. playswithfire

    I can't believe, but I think she's more delusional than the Feminist Breeder. Holy shit.

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    • playswithfire

      Gah, faling at typing today. The first part is supposed to be "I can't believe I'm saying this, but..."

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      • leah

        I actually read it as "I can't believe I'm saying this" and didn't notice until you said something, ha.

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    • Nikky

      You have to be a special kind of deluded to dream up total innocence on your poor, duped, blackmailed husband's part. I mean... my step dad left my mom and their 4 kids for another woman and never bothered much with his kids (or paying child support) after he vanished. I get the anger and I get hating the woman if she knew he was married. I was just his kid and a dark, mean part of me kind of hopes she gets set on fire someday still. As the wife, I can't even imagine but I remember my mom. The husband is more guilty than she is though IMO. Holy hell. He must be a damn good liar.

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      • snarkincluded

        Exactly. But you get what you put up with, right? He willingly chose to contact her, and Amanda willingly (and gleefully, it sounds like) chose to be connected to this drama.

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        • snarkopottamus

          I'm just so amazed that his penis fell into her vagina OVER AND OVER AND OVER each time he went to Ohio.

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          • Mrs. Odie 2

            He was being blackmailed! He was so disgusted and he hated her so much, he had to put his face in the pillow while he banged her! This poor, good, broken man! What an amazing manipulator he is! Men lie to their mistresses about their wives?! And to their wives about their mistresses? Get. Out.

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  6. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    The dandelion picture in the header really makes the site. I wonder if it's meant to be symbolic.

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    • Sal's Copious Nether Locks

      IT'S A WEED, MAN, like Amanda. *brain asplode*

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      • Sal's Copious Nether Locks

        Er, Trish? Whatever.

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  7. Hater Face

    Um, shouldn't she be mad at her husband and not at the mistress?

    Also, wow, who uses Juno.com for email??

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    • kumquat

      The Juno.com email address leads me to believe it's entirely fabricated by someone from 1998.

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    • lawmom

      No, you don't understand - he was coerced!

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    • Eyelash Sweater

      I'd be pissed at both TBH.

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      • jayball

        Yeah. Responsibility is on both parties. I can't stand when people blame only the side party OR the married party. Both have a responsibility as decent human beings to not f**k over other people.

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        • Also Guest

          Okay I get this to some degree, and I certainly don't like people who knowingly sleep with people who are in relationships, but the other party has NO commitment to you whatsoever, whereas your spouse/partner/whatever absolutely does. I really think that the person in the relationship should get the vast majority of the blame (all of the blame if they lied about being in a relationship).

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          • Hater Face

            50% of people cheat, which means half of people have been cheated on. You would hope someone would be wise enough to say something like, "they both did something wrong, I've been able to forgive my husband after a lot of work and trust building, but I haven't been able to forgive her." I suppose that would be expecting too much maturity, however.

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  8. Mind if I do a J?

    Seems way too much like a hoax to me.

    Viral marketing for a series on Lifetime?

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    • Miss Noir

      It's real!

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      • Mind if I do a J?

        In the excerpt above. Amanda claims to live in California, yet on her supposed FB account, she claims to live in Columbus. What am I missing here?

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        • Miss Noir

          Trish lives in Columbus.

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          • Mind if I do a J?

            https://twitter.com/amandaspissed

            Amanda's Twitter says she lives in Dublin, OH, but above she claims she and her husband live in California, and that he travels to Columbus on business. I smell a rat. They is way too big of a continuity error in the plot.

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            • Miss Noir

              Yeah, I know. I know Trish is a real person, I don't know if Amanda is. I don't know if her accusations are true, either.

              But Trish and I have friends in common.

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            • CatFreckles

              Amanda's twitter is fake. I don't understand the OH location. The real person is Kelly, but she clearly lives in CA so how can Trish live next to the family in Columbus as Miss Noir stated?

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              • That is not what Noir stated. The supposedly injured wife says on her site that she is in CA, and the Trisha mistress is in Columbus. Noir apparently found out about the site from someone who lives next door to Trisha, the mistress, in Ohio - not near the family in California which is where the wife evidently resides.

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          • GetMePizzaYouOldTroll

            you better SPILL THE TEA then, gurlfrand

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            • Miss Noir

              she lives next door to him. She claims she has no idea what this is all about and they are trying to get "Amanda's IP". It's how I found this gem.

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            • raisesun

              Who lives next door to whom?

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            • Miss Noir

              Trish lived next door to my pal, who is a guy.

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              • Well ole Kelley just removed the entire site and left this message:

                "Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea, making up an entire elaborate asinine story about someone I don’t even know? Turns out, not all press is good press.

                Sorry, Trish, or whoever you are. I don’t know what I was thinking. I must be CRAZY.the hotel

                But I am laughing my ass off (I still spell things out entirely) from all of the wonton comments.

                Apparently, if you want your website to go viral, just spell “wanton” like “wonton”–brilliant!"

                Right. Because when you want your site to "go viral", the first thing you do is pull it off the internet once it does so. Sure, ok.

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      • Mind if I do a J?

        Dublin, OH, actually.

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    • Bushiest Beaver

      I luuuuuuuuuuv your avatar. And your name.

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  9. idontblogthanks

    Like... how... how does one do the mental gymnastics to arrive at this smokin'-crack crazy conclusion of "SHE MAAAAADE MY HUSBAND CHEAT ON MEEEEE" instead of ditching the loser and moving on with your life? This level obsession is just unhealthy and sad...

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  10. Don't Mention the War

    I love that that she has a page up asking for PayPal donations. Classy.

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    • Wildcard, Bitches!

      Ummm that's asking for donations for JUSTICEEEEEEE!

      *snort*

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  11. Super Nintendo Chalmers

    I also like the title "Yes, this really did happen," as if adultery is some super rare thing and that people need to be convinced it actually happened.

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    • jedi ninja pirate

      Agree. I kept waiting for the plot twist to happen when instead it was just....adultery. This wouldn't even make it onto a CW show.

      That being said, this is still the funniest thing I've read since the news about Joe Jonas' sex tape.

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      • jedi ninja pirate

        To clarify, not saying adultery is okay. Just that it happens a lot and believing this particular one is not that hard...

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      • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

        Joe Jonas had a sex tape??? Wut? Seriously, that is the only thing I took from this thread of commentary.

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        • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

          Priorities. Also, where would one... if one were so inclined.. like, if I knew a friend of a friend who happened to be curious about said tape... where would this friend be able to view said sex tape?

          JUSTASKINGFORMYFRIEND'SFRIENDDON'TJUDGEIT'SUNNATTRACTIVE

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          • Idon'trun

            JUDGING.

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            • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

              HE'S TWENTY THREE

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            • Super Nintendo Chalmers

              I AM JUDGING TOO AND IT'S NOT ABOUT HIS AGE

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            • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

              Whatevs SNC, my friend has never been particularly interested in Joe Jonas, (although she will admit that looks wise he got the more attractive genes in that family) but when she hears that a man that wore a ring to represent his vow of purity took video of him breaking said vow... well, things like that make b***hes curious. See to believe, my friend... see to believe.

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          • Happygal

            His "reps" said it isn't true. But I would watch the hell out of it. Light kink and drug use, hopefully you could see the purity ring. Fingers crossed.

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          • Rhodesian Sailor

            I'm not judging at all

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          • GetMePizzaYouOldTroll

            i got you. i will find said tape and relay that to you.

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            • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

              You are Jwow to my Snookie

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          • Ballerina Face

            I am the curious friend of a friend.

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          • Sammy Sosa's Bleaching Cream

            I love all you horez... except that one b***h that judged. SNC's judgement is excused, he judges everyone.

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          • jedi ninja pirate

            Cracking up. Believe me, my first thought after LOL JONAS BROTHERS PURITY RINGS WHUT was, "how can I watch this without my husband immediately divorcing me" so I feel you. The Gawker articles are the funniest: http://gawker.com/5991777/hardcore-bdsm-sex-tape-starring-joe-jonas-rumored-to-be-dropping-in-32?tag=joe-jonas

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            • But...what will this do to Jonassecrets???

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            • Miss Noir

              I really hope someone gets peed on in the Jonas Brother sex tape. *crossefingersandprayssuperhard*

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        • snarkincluded

          It's scheduled release date is April 3rd.

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      • Sara

        Agree too. Even I muddled my way through the mess hoping to get some insight into this "OMFG, did it really happen" twist...but all that happened was that he couldn't keep his little john under control and when the wife found out, he told her "I didn't want to, she forced me". I really fail to understand what exactly she thinks is so unique about her case. She actually goes on to say that other tales of adultery will "likely not be as “unique” as this one". What planet is she on? This is like the f**king blueprint for all tales of adultery.

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    • New Year New You

      Excuse you, you are on Wedding Bee GOMI Edition, where marriage is the most magical perfect everlasting thing in the world, and adultery nevah happens. How dare you taint people's dreams with realism. Put more rose tinted cupcake frosting in your eyes.

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      • Idon'trun

        NO MERCY.

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      • Super Nintendo Chalmers

        I FORGOT TO ADJUST MY FROSTING OMG.

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  12. Mind if I do a J?

    The domain registration for http://www.yesthisreallydidhappen.com/ is private.

    I smell a hoax.

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    • Don't Mention the War

      Which would make the donations page even classier. Lovely.

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    • Christine

      And not even a good hoax. Whoever is behind it is just a bored SAHM looking for attention by creating a really dumb story. OMG! Your husband had an affair?! Let me waste an hour of my life reading about it. Good grief.

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      • raisesun

        That's why I think it's not a hoax. It's not juicy enough of a story.

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        • eeee

          Unfortunately I'm late to the party, but I'd think the other way around. Most everyone is dumbfounded when it happens to them, and even if it's the most completely typical tale possible, they still feel (in those first days/weeks) that it's the most unbelievable thing ever. I'd be more suspicious if it were some soap-opera-esque story involving evil twins and plastic surgery and stolen inheritances. (Although the fact that the felt the need to title her website with a double emphasis that it DID happen is also an indicator that it didn't.)

          I'm hoping that answers, or at least clues, to my question - "so what the hell was this about really?" - are to be found on some of the next comment pages...

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    • WS

      Also she has the same content on blogger page: http://yesthisreallydidhappen.blogspot.com ?

      I call fake on this story.

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      • lawmom

        No no no! Please don't call fake until I've had the enjoyment of reading it and thinking it could be real!!

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    • The Ruffley One

      Not that this whole thing isn't extremely LOLworthy and fishy...but the domains I own have private information for the domain registration. Why? I don't want anyone (potential employers inclusive) to google my name and find my dumb ramblings. #sosorrysofatsonotsorry

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      • luna

        Yeah, it's super easy to set up a proxy and keep your name, address and phone from your domain.

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        • The Ruffley One

          Not only that, but my hosting company offers it as an additional service (it's like a one time $20 fee).

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  13. Idon'trun

    HOWEVER LOOSELY.

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