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Barefoot Blonde Has Moved To NYC

Amber, apparently a successful blogger, announced that she would be moving to New York City today. I assume she has already arrived at this point and begun placing triangle patterns and all white furnishings throughout her no doubt bonkers insgrammable apartment.

As for why she has relocated her entire family to a city with the most expensive cost of living outside of Cohaagen’s dome, Amber takes the usual blogger route of claiming vague ‘projects’.

A lot of you have asked WHY we are moving… so let me sort of explain. First and foremost, David and I have been working on something that I am sooo beyond excited to be able to share BUT I can’t yet…

She goes on to tell us that, in a nutshell, she and her husband are going to live off of Amber’s blogging.

Another reason we are moving is because of my blog I have been able to have some amazing opportunities presented to me and everything kind of goes on in NYC so we are going out there to kind of follow some of my dreams. We are going to put David’s work on hold for the time being and go after these ventures we are currently working on.

I mean, at least she’s up front admitting that Davy’s going to become a blog husband, unlike some people who try to hide it for almost a year.

So hooray, just what this city needs – another lifestyle/fashion blogger. But hey girl, congrats on escaping Arkansas Alabama!




  1. Dutch Fishtail Braided Pubic Hair

    I just wanted you all to see my new username. Inspired by Amber. Thank yewww thank yeww verra much

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  2. Eh, props above all for the honesty to admit she's going to carry their financials. If they can, and they're upfront about it, go for it.

    I still think in the Love Taza situation, Josh was fired (or asked very pointedly to resign) and they were trying to turn him into a successful start-up guy with Pippit so they could hav e abig "Well, Josh CHOSE to leave but look, he clearly made the right choice because our app is super successful!" Then Pippit debuted with a whimper and a fart noise and they had to scramble to find some other way to explain his constant presence that would still allow him to be Lord High King Who Can Do No Wrong Mormon Husband Man.

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  3. Unikorn Shallotts

    OF COURSE she found out they had been approved for their new apartment during the FINALE of the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

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  4. areyoushittingme

    I had never heard of this blogger before was kind of like, eh whatever, but in perusing her "About" page I discovered that her name is Amber Fillerup Clark. And I know it may be super immature but I read the name Fillerup and couldn't help but
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    • Semi Ho

      Also what I do every time someone mentions "Fitting it all in" and "Stuft Mama."

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    • Sanny

      HAHAHAHA - she mentioned.....somewhere....that she was tired of the jokes that always came with her last name.

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  5. J

    What is wrong with 'living off' on wife's income? What do you mean by 'escaping' Alabama?

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    • She is the one who wanted to get out of Alabama.

      And it's f**king stupid to move to the most expensive metro area on the continent with baby and dog in tow, planning to rely solely on the whims of a fickle internet fangirl club for your support forever. Just my opinion.

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      • PrincessBananaHammock

        I agree with this (and I love how you put it "blog husband"). When I brought it up in the forum, I got piled on. Fashun bloggers are a dime a dozen in NY (and most have actual jobs or rich husbands/family support). Amber isn't even one of the top bloggers -- she couldn't even get into Fashion Week this past season, she just showed up in NY and took selfies around in her ridiculous outfits. I could be wrong (and maybe she does have a real job offer, which doesn't seem likely), it seems like she just wants to shoot outfit photos in Central Park.

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      • Taxidermied Fetal Foxes

        If he is now a kept man, does that mean he sucks dick for a living? (a' la NYNY)

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        • Literal troll with internet access

          You need to come back and explain this! :)

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          • Taxidermied Fetal Foxes

            NYNY said that any stay at home mom was essentially a prostitute. They suck dicks for a living, or something to that effect. Someone defended herself on this front, NYNY pressed the point, and the SAHM's response was, "can't talk, sucking dick". It was wonderful.

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            • Literal troll with internet access

              Love it, thanks!

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  6. Drywall Divorce

    Just FYI, everyone, we live in a world where fashion blogging is real, is a viable profession, and pays enough for three people to live comfortably. Happy Holidays.

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    • Drywall Divorce

      IN NEW YORK f**kING CITY.

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      • PrincessBananaHammock

        I cannot think of one single NYC fashun blogger who is doing her(or his) blog full-time and has no other source of income, either from another job, a husband with job, roommate/s, or family money. And this one is going to support a husband and baby (and dog!) in a (presumably) 2-BR apartment in Manhattan? This is going to be good.

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    • And apparently 'secret projects' are now lucrative enough to live off of in NYC. I'm pretty sure my two housecats have a few 'secret projects' but I don't see them moving to the UWS.

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      • Drywall Divorce

        Her secret project is going to be getting a part time job.

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  7. gingercatballs

    COME ON, COHAAGEN! GIVE THESE PEOPLE AIR!

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  8. Flora Poste

    Oh my goodness. Native NYer here. And yes, my city is full of people of every stripe, but her husband is going to have to tone down the anti-Obama hardcore Romney stuff. Especially if wifey is going to be working in the fashion and beauty industry. Shhh!!! Don't tell him, but she may have to work with some of the gays!

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    • Albie Quirky

      It's going to be like "Green Acres" in reverse!

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    • Sanny

      She once posted a picture of her crying after the election and she had these Mitt Romney decorated nails.

      That is not going to pass in NYC - not by a long shot. That was what I liked about NYC - everyone was pretty liberal and political arguments did NOT happen...at least not in my circle of friends or co-workers (I worked in cancer research)

      I also can't imagine Amber holding up her end of the political argument very well. She isn't the next Rhodes Scholar

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  9. my bad him just rolled

    Its a pet peeve of mine when bloggers semi introduce "projects" that they are "so excited" about and "can't wait" to share more about. Please. I get that they are probably building hype to it by teasing it like that but it's really obnoxious. I feel the same way about bloggers who vaguely allude to difficulties in their lives like either share it or don't, but if you're going to share it you'd better have enough details to make it worthwhile.

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  10. Beacons of Bland

    How did they qualify for an apartment they LOVED in the NYC rental market based on income from a brand new "project" which has so far not paid them a dime?

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    • I would guess Braidy McYoutube took some of that Victoria's Secret hairstyler money and paid about six months rent up front. That's how most people do it to get the keys.

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      • Sanny

        Yep - cash talks and if you can afford to show at least half a year's rent up front plus a brokers fee (AHHH BROKERS!) then you can get whatever you want.

        I think she signed some contracts or at least one...probably with the company that sent her to VS and that's probably enough to live on for a year.

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  11. sappy_lover

    She is the flightiest blogger, it's so annoying. She makes it sound like they won't even be there that long since they're only in NYC to pursue her dreams for a little while as David takes a break from his? So once he gets tired of taking her picture all over the city they'll just move again and he'll start working on his dream again?
    But seriously, blows my mind how anyone can make enough blogging to be the ONLY source of income for a FAMILY living in NYC.

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