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Barefoot Blonde
December 3, 2016
9:00 pm
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SideEyes
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 673
Snarking Since:
June 5, 2015

aerialss meowed

Littleshoes meowed
Also, I know that Manhattan is really expensive, but isn't Hawaii too? I am finding myself wondering how much these bimbos make.

A friend of mine got her lashes done by Amber's aunt and she told her they moved to NYC because of a 1 million dollar contract some hair company offered her for one year. So at least a mil....

Her hair is so ratty and gross so that's interesting. If it is only one million, that doesn't really go that far in Hawaii or NYC with a family and with how much they travel/spend/etc. I hope they're putting money away for those kids. 

Nor will it go far considering they're building a home from scratch… She wrote that utilities aren't even present on the lot. That means $$$

What company was this that paid her for her rats nest?! Eww. I don't understand some marketing departments. I don't understand this "business" of hers. They move to NYC for it, but it doesn't seem anything is being run out of NYC. Then, if a company is behind this, why are she and David seemingly running the website, coordinating shoots and doing the packaging and shipping of product??

ETA: So does this mean they're spending the holidays in Hawaii sans family? Do they ever spend holidays with either of their families? I don't recall them spending a Christmas with family in the past few years… I find it so weird that they make this money and don't seem willing to spend any to see family instead it's spent to "further her blog."

December 3, 2016
10:23 pm
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Little Shoes
Cat
Meows: 14
Snarking Since:
November 26, 2016

From my understanding, it was a company that paid her to move there and do promoting and advertising and tutorials with their products. I could be wildly off base here because I heard this info from my friend over a year ago.

December 3, 2016
11:03 pm
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Rachet Parcell
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 620
Snarking Since:
March 6, 2013

Littleshoes meowed
From my understanding, it was a company that paid her to move there and do promoting and advertising and tutorials with their products. I could be wildly off base here because I heard this info from my friend over a year ago.

Did she even showcase a hair company at all while in NYC? I can't remember any hair tutorials she did in NYC. She did rent a studio for a photo shoot once but whatever brand she was promoting didn't even stick in my mind.

Wonder if the hair brand regrets their decision since they got so little ROI from Amber.

December 3, 2016
11:23 pm
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snarksquatch
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 228
Snarking Since:
February 19, 2016

Rachet Parcell meowed

Strangled by a Blanket Scarf meowed
^^^^ I forgot about that! Do you think she got them done when she had the lump removed or was the dramatic lump story a ploy to distract from the implants? Her chest definitely looks different from the last time she was in a bathing suit and had already stopped nursing Rosie. She was quite deflated (which of course is normal after two kids) and she already had a tiny chest before she got pregnant with Attakisssss.

OMG I didn't even think of that! If she faked that lump story for implants, there is no redemption left for her. I don't care if she loves her kids. If the truth is that "hey guys I had a cancer scare and the only cure is to get implants hurrr," she can GTFOMI forever.

She didn't fake it. I remember her showing her lump scar, no where where a boob job scar would be, and the paper that said it was a benign whatever. But she's definitely had a job done. 

December 3, 2016
11:32 pm
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Fetch
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1818
Snarking Since:
November 5, 2012

This Hawaii debacle with Chauncey makes me think A.) Amber is just as dim as we suspected and B.) it was a last minute opportunity. I lived in Hawaii for 3 years in the early 2000's, and it was HARD to bring your dog back then. The poor thing had to be quarantined. It's one of those things that anyone who has even read the Wikipedia page for Hawaii knows, you can't just bring a pet there. It's SO EASY now. You take them to the vet for boosters and blood tests a month before the move, complete some paperwork, they do a short (less than a week) quarantine when they get there, and bam, done.

Amber is going to struggle. 20 and 30 somethings there tend to actually do physical activity and eat relatively healthy. I'm by no means a health nut, but you go to the beach and get a smoothie or fruit boat from the refreshment stands. Heavy makeup (or really…any makeup) isn't a thing. Being overdressed isn't a thing. I could not think of a place less like NYC.

I'm slightly horrified by the Hawaii-themed dirty food kid pictures we'll be seeing though. Powdered sugar from malasadas, colored syrup from shave ice, smushed spam from literally anywhere puke

December 4, 2016
12:43 am
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Rooney Eats It
Kitten
Meows: 5
Snarking Since:
September 20, 2016

Severus Snark meowed
I nominate D3 for most punchable face ever. He looks like she ordered a cliche loser from a 90's college movie and he spends his days napping under a fresh layer of crumbs. Like, it's all funny and charming 'cause I'm not fat, get it?!

Late to the conversation, but still necessary due to lethal levels of punch-ability.

Agree 100%. I can't handle his smug face anymore. So proud and conceited about his #goals life drool

December 4, 2016
1:30 am
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biscuits and crazy
Hamcat
Meows: 199
Snarking Since:
June 28, 2016

Of course they have Rosie stark naked on a public beach and on the internet for the world to see. angry Atticus isn't even wearing a swim diaper either UGH!!!! Their stupidity knows know bounds…but I really think it is her stupidity and he just doesn't bother to input/correct her.

 

 

Also Atticus needs a haircut STAT but I wouldn't be surprised if she was growing it out for #babymanbungoalz

December 4, 2016
1:54 am
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Rachet Parcell
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 620
Snarking Since:
March 6, 2013

Strangled by a Blanket Scarf meowed

Rachet Parcell meowed

Strangled by a Blanket Scarf meowed
^^^^ I forgot about that! Do you think she got them done when she had the lump removed or was the dramatic lump story a ploy to distract from the implants? Her chest definitely looks different from the last time she was in a bathing suit and had already stopped nursing Rosie. She was quite deflated (which of course is normal after two kids) and she already had a tiny chest before she got pregnant with Attakisssss.

OMG I didn't even think of that! If she faked that lump story for implants, there is no redemption left for her. I don't care if she loves her kids. If the truth is that "hey guys I had a cancer scare and the only cure is to get implants hurrr," she can GTFOMI forever.

We last saw her in bathing suits in mid-September and she was flat chested then. She's been pretty covered up on IG since. And the only time she went AWOL for a while was the trip to Utah to see the "surgeon" who is cheaper than ones in NYC. It all makes sense now. I mean we can't be surprised… not much about Amber's is real anymore

Bahamas Sept 2016. Flat chested.

Well then she had to have gotten them done between Sept and now, which makes the "benign" surgery the most likely time period, right? So she just used it as an "excuse" to get them done???

December 4, 2016
3:19 am
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f**kyouismyname
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 386
Snarking Since:
July 22, 2015

Strangled by a Blanket Scarf meowed

Rachet Parcell meowed

Strangled by a Blanket Scarf meowed
^^^^ I forgot about that! Do you think she got them done when she had the lump removed or was the dramatic lump story a ploy to distract from the implants? Her chest definitely looks different from the last time she was in a bathing suit and had already stopped nursing Rosie. She was quite deflated (which of course is normal after two kids) and she already had a tiny chest before she got pregnant with Attakisssss.

OMG I didn't even think of that! If she faked that lump story for implants, there is no redemption left for her. I don't care if she loves her kids. If the truth is that "hey guys I had a cancer scare and the only cure is to get implants hurrr," she can GTFOMI forever.

We last saw her in bathing suits in mid-September and she was flat chested then. She's been pretty covered up on IG since. And the only time she went AWOL for a while was the trip to Utah to see the "surgeon" who is cheaper than ones in NYC. It all makes sense now. I mean we can't be surprised… not much about Amber's is real anymore

Bahamas Sept 2016. Flat chested.

Maybe this will sound WK, but she showed us the scar on snap as well as the paper saying she was clear. While I don't disagree with the fact that she has implants now (because they do look fake in the recent yellow bathing suit picture), I will say that the scar does not resemble something a breast augmentation would leave (a good one). Also, for them to type up some kind of note with such big words to create an alibi for her boob job is also a far stretch.

December 4, 2016
3:32 am
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pinkpuffet
Kitten
Meows: 7
Snarking Since:
December 4, 2016

I generally like the way she dresses. I cant knock the fashion. But why does she have to keep her children so naked and so dirty. The little baby girl in public naked in just a diaper, with what litterally looks like crap all over her mouth and chest. I get bibs dont look cute in pics and she think dirty babies means they are having fun, but I assure you the babies will look just as cute if they are clean. How hard is to WIPE the chocolate iceream off the babies chest and literally from all over her lips. No one likes to dripping in sticky icecream.I dont think they get yet that babies are people too. It kills me when the parents are always the clean and the kids are always messy. She sure as hell would not post a picture of her with icecream running down her chest and on half her face so why do it to the baby. Do better. 

December 4, 2016
3:36 am
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f**kyouismyname
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 386
Snarking Since:
July 22, 2015

pinkpuffet meowed
I generally like the way she dresses. I cant knock the fashion. But why does she have to keep her children so naked and so dirty. The little baby girl in public naked in just a diaper, with what litterally looks like crap all over her mouth and chest. I get bibs dont look cute in pics and she think dirty babies means they are having fun, but I assure you the babies will look just as cute if they are clean. How hard is to WIPE the chocolate iceream off the babies chest and literally from all over her lips. No one likes to dripping in sticky icecream.I dont think they get yet that babies are people too. It kills me when the parents are always the clean and the kids are always messy. She sure as hell would not post a picture of her with icecream running down her chest and on half her face so why do it to the baby. Do better. 

It's an acai bowl, not chocolate ice cream.

December 4, 2016
4:01 am
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pinkpuffet
Kitten
Meows: 7
Snarking Since:
December 4, 2016

f**kyouismyname meowed

pinkpuffet meowed
I generally like the way she dresses. I cant knock the fashion. But why does she have to keep her children so naked and so dirty. The little baby girl in public naked in just a diaper, with what litterally looks like crap all over her mouth and chest. I get bibs dont look cute in pics and she think dirty babies means they are having fun, but I assure you the babies will look just as cute if they are clean. How hard is to WIPE the chocolate iceream off the babies chest and literally from all over her lips. No one likes to dripping in sticky icecream.I dont think they get yet that babies are people too. It kills me when the parents are always the clean and the kids are always messy. She sure as hell would not post a picture of her with icecream running down her chest and on half her face so why do it to the baby. Do better. 

It's an acai bowl, not chocolate ice cream.

What ever it is that plastered all over the baby….

December 4, 2016
4:35 am
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Scrunchie4eva
Cat
Meows: 46
Snarking Since:
April 14, 2014

if you want to have naked beach baby its fine. Take a few family photos fine. if i knew these pictures would be viewed by thousands i would NEVER post them.



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