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Jessica Quirk / What I Wore
March 23, 2012
6:25 pm
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H
Kitten
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March 21, 2012

For some inexplicable reason I've been reading WIW from the very beginning for the last week or so.

 

I want to know why she gave us wearing makeup when she started dating Adam. It's so weird… her outfit shots pre-Adam look so much more polished, then she starts posting with wet hair and in pyjamas and stuff.

 

DON'T UNDERSTAND.

March 23, 2012
7:19 pm
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Shrug B***h
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Meows: 3452
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June 6, 2011

H said
For some inexplicable reason I've been reading WIW from the very beginning for the last week or so.

 

I want to know why she gave us wearing makeup when she started dating Adam. It's so weird… her outfit shots pre-Adam look so much more polished, then she starts posting with wet hair and in pyjamas and stuff.

 

DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Pre-Adam she also had a real job that involved going into an office every day, so I'm sure that  contributed – once she started working for The Real Rich, and then blogging "full-time," everything went to shit.

March 23, 2012
7:24 pm
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H
Kitten
Meows: 4
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March 21, 2012

Shrug b***h said

H said
For some inexplicable reason I've been reading WIW from the very beginning for the last week or so.

 

I want to know why she gave us wearing makeup when she started dating Adam. It's so weird… her outfit shots pre-Adam look so much more polished, then she starts posting with wet hair and in pyjamas and stuff.

 

DON'T UNDERSTAND.

Pre-Adam she also had a real job that involved going into an office every day, so I'm sure that  contributed – once she started working for The Real Rich, and then blogging "full-time," everything went to shit.

Good point. You'd think it'd go the other way though… new relationship, concentrating more on the blog, being a professional 'stylish' person. Surely these things warrant putting MORE effort into your appearance?

March 23, 2012
7:38 pm
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Shrug B***h
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Meows: 3452
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June 6, 2011

H said


Good point. You'd think it'd go the other way though… new relationship, concentrating more on the blog, being a professional 'stylish' person. Surely these things warrant putting MORE effort into your appearance?

Oh please, her main goal from day 1 was to find a husband before she turned 30. Once that was accomplished, she could let everything go.

March 23, 2012
7:52 pm
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Ethel Beavers
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March 8, 2012

Shrug b***h said

H said


Good point. You'd think it'd go the other way though… new relationship, concentrating more on the blog, being a professional 'stylish' person. Surely these things warrant putting MORE effort into your appearance?

Oh please, her main goal from day 1 was to find a husband before she turned 30. Once that was accomplished, she could let everything go.

cannot for the life of me fathom why, but i just substituted 'badger' for husband, and i laughed out loud for a full minute imagining messi leaning over and kissing a badger goodnight every night, eating breakfast with a badger across the table from her… 

where the f**k is my brain?

March 23, 2012
8:09 pm
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blitz

Ethel Beavers said

Shrug b***h said

H said


Good point. You'd think it'd go the other way though… new relationship, concentrating more on the blog, being a professional 'stylish' person. Surely these things warrant putting MORE effort into your appearance?

Oh please, her main goal from day 1 was to find a husband before she turned 30. Once that was accomplished, she could let everything go.

cannot for the life of me fathom why, but i just substituted 'badger' for husband, and i laughed out loud for a full minute imagining messi leaning over and kissing a badger goodnight every night, eating breakfast with a badger across the table from her… 

where the f**k is my brain?

 


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March 23, 2012
8:48 pm
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Also Guest
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 211
Snarking Since:
February 13, 2012

I actually just spit out food I was eating because I laughed so hard. Thanks?

March 24, 2012
12:03 pm
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Sarah Ate Two Tacos

That badger is so cute! Look at those little feet (that would tear out your throat, I know).

 

I saw a cute sweater the other day, and once I looked at the back of it, the back had a deep V and buttons all the way down. It was the f**king backward cardigan thing, but made that way on purpose. I can blame some blogger, possibly not JQ, for that, right? If that 'sweater worn as sleeves only!' thing ever catches on, I will go nuts.

March 24, 2012
12:17 pm
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Turbo Smug
Kitten
Meows: 10
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March 23, 2012

sodrunk said
 

I saw a cute sweater the other day, and once I looked at the back of it, the back had a deep V and buttons all the way down. It was the f**king backward cardigan thing, but made that way on purpose. I can blame some blogger, possibly not JQ, for that, right? If that 'sweater worn as sleeves only!' thing ever catches on, I will go nuts.

 

Eh. I'm pretty sure it was a runway thing that fashion bloggers just took and ran with. I saw it on runways and in magazines long before I saw it on any bloggers. And I'm pretty sure that a sweater that is essentially only sleeves is called a bolero – they had their moment in the sun a while back, so I'm sure they will again. The only time I've seen one and thought "ooo, that's nice" is when it's on a ballerina who's practicing. 

March 25, 2012
7:21 am
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Capsule Collecting is the New Minimalism
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Meows: 1112
Snarking Since:
February 13, 2012

Ethel Beavers said

Shrug b***h said

H said


Good point. ou'd think it'd go the other way though… new relationship, concentrating more on the blog, being a professional 'stylish' person. Surely these things warrant putting MORE effort into your appearance?

Oh please, her main goal from day 1 was to find a husband before she turned 30. Once that was accomplished, she could let everything go.

cannot for the life of me fathom why, but i just substituted 'badger' for husband, and i laughed out loud for a full minute imagining messi leaning over and kissing a badger goodnight every night, eating breakfast with a badger across the table from her… 

where the f**k is my brain?

I believe it is here! Laugh

http://xkcd.com/1031/

March 25, 2012
8:40 pm
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14846
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

And it's official: Messica is morphing into Snooki.

~*~ garbage person ~*~
March 26, 2012
6:17 am
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Ethel Beavers
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1101
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March 8, 2012

i wonder if those polka dot ones were done with a q-tip. i feel like elsie would be so proud.

March 26, 2012
8:51 am
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Shrug B***h
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Meows: 3452
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2011

Alice said

And it's official: Messica is morphing into Snooki.

We all know she's just biding her time until she starts having baby badgers. I'm just glad she has a hobby?



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