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Jessica Quirk / What I Wore
January 10, 2017
1:00 pm
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derp twerk
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March 4, 2013

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3. His parents are already in town for the birth? They know it could be another week or more, right? And also, they live in Evansville, IN… which is about two hours from Bloomington. There really is no reason for them to be sitting around Bloomington for a week waiting on the birth of the Blessed Princess Quirk. My bet is Messi and Adumb asked them to come to town to help with Felix these last few days/weeks. Which is INSANE. others-221

This is still cracking me up.  Seriously, why?  How much help does a person need with a seemingly mild-mannered 2 year old during the weeks leading up to having the second kid, that they would have to import two extra adults to take care of him?  

She is probably using up everyone's good will way too early.  She's going to need that help after the baby is born, much more than now (IMO).  The grandparents will keep coming back for more because they want to see the grandkids, though, and Messi is taking advantage of that.

January 10, 2017
1:58 pm
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nofashionsense
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March 29, 2016

I don't understand why she writes that she was anticipating the day of her due date, because everyone knows that babies sit in the womb and wait for the exact day that rolls around when your doc thinks they'll be due? She's already had a baby – how is any of this shit news to her?

I know that sometimes a birth on the exact day happens – but the likelihood that she'd magically go into labor exactly on that day and it would be a natural VBAC on that exact day? Is she in this dream world romanticizing her labor or what?

The more I reread her post – the more rage I get. It's like she feels sh'es not getting enough attention with being over her due date – and she must publicly write a post to tell everyone what this is like, because no one but her has ever been 40+ weeks pregnant. -

 

I mean, so monumental guys, she's craving egg salad sandwiches and feeling CONTRACTORS when she's leaning over the salami counter at the market. I'm sure she's got to just struggle through these contractors while sitting on her ass rage-tweeting Trump. She should have added that into her post.

CRY TEARS FOR HER, EVERYONE.

 

UGH.

 

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January 10, 2017
2:30 pm
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Glen Coco
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November 16, 2011

If I didn't love my username, I'd rebrand as Contractors Over Salami Counters.

January 10, 2017
3:29 pm
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Digging Trenches
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December 30, 2014

This post + her selfie with no pants on leads me to believe that she's doing absolutely nothing to fill her days. As other hams have said, she's shipped Felix off to the in-laws so she can sit bottomless on the couch and tweet at Trump while counting how many times she craves egg salad (??). The mention of "crying jags" is pretty telling also…something tells me things are pretty miserable in the Quirk household right now because Queen Woman Mommy isn't getting exactly what she wants. I agree, nofashionsense– she clearly feels she's not getting the attention she deserves. 

The artist formerly known as Gratuitous Typos
January 10, 2017
4:34 pm
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controlled slide on my hog
Feline Porklord
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March 12, 2014

Adam wants a real life version of this show with a that works at Blockbuster and plays Nintendo in his basement.

 

Batchelor? Really? 

 

 19h19 hours ago 

I'd like an analysis of this situation from the woman with a masters (Ph.D.) from Johns Hopkins in psychology.

 

What's a masters (Ph.D.)? 

 

 19h19 hours ago

You won but ur hair looks yuck.

 

Jessica telling someone else their hair looks yuck? That's rich…

 

 

January 10, 2017
10:58 pm
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Cheeks
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June 13, 2016

It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

January 11, 2017
8:28 am
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Colorblocked Moonshiner
Hamprince of Meowtonia
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September 27, 2011

Cheeks meowed 
It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

 

In general, I really do not understand how she has some sort of apparent spell/stranglehold over her family and his, that allows her to act like total garbage but they still dote on her. Are squirk and 2.0 the only grandchildren? What will she do if someone else dares to have a baby? (although, for example, her own siblings seem much more independent, and likely wouldn't require or want round the clock assistance.).

This is almost That Wife territory, the amount that people put up with for fear of Jenna losing her shit or withholding the children from family (yeah right, like she would pass up on an opportunity to ship her kids away). dead

January 11, 2017
9:10 am
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Digging Trenches
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Snarking Since:
December 30, 2014

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Cheeks meowed 
It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

 

In general, I really do not understand how she has some sort of apparent spell/stranglehold over her family and his, that allows her to act like total garbage but they still dote on her. Are squirk and 2.0 the only grandchildren? What will she do if someone else dares to have a baby? (although, for example, her own siblings seem much more independent, and likely wouldn't require or want round the clock assistance.).

This is almost That Wife territory, the amount that people put up with for fear of Jenna losing her shit or withholding the children from family (yeah right, like she would pass up on an opportunity to ship her kids away). dead

Exactly. My parents (and SO) would have some choice words for me if I acted like she did, and I'm almost a decade younger than her. It seems like the people in her life have been sweeping her issues under the rug and enabling her, her whole life. I can't figure out if she manipulates that behavior out of them with the poor me/helpless princess attitude or if they've just decided it's the easiest way to manage her crazy. But in the long run she's only going to get worse, and now there are kids involved that can be affected by her behavior. No joke– if things really are as she presented them in her most recent post, she needs help.

The artist formerly known as Gratuitous Typos
January 11, 2017
9:29 am
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derp twerk
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Meows: 13108
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March 4, 2013

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It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

 

In general, I really do not understand how she has some sort of apparent spell/stranglehold over her family and his, that allows her to act like total garbage but they still dote on her. Are squirk and 2.0 the only grandchildren? What will she do if someone else dares to have a baby? (although, for example, her own siblings seem much more independent, and likely wouldn't require or want round the clock assistance.).

This is almost That Wife territory, the amount that people put up with for fear of Jenna losing her shit or withholding the children from family (yeah right, like she would pass up on an opportunity to ship her kids away). dead

I have typed that and backspaced it several times in this thread over the last few months.  It didn't seem like a fair comparison, since as far as we know Messi didn't triple diaper her kid and leave him to stew in his shit and pee for 12+ hours, let him roll off the couch, continue filming while he threw up, shave his head with an electric razor while he's in the sink/tub, make him sleep in a bathroom every night with white noise machine blaring so Jenna couldn't hear him crying, continue to film him while he's in extreme discomfort or upset, etc etc.  Jenna was really vile toward that little boy when he was a baby in a way that I haven't seen from Messi.  Messi's kid is allowed to have some toys, a crib in a bedroom, decorated nursery, etc.  I think the main difference is that Jenna's husband wasn't around very much and Adam was.  Messi had someone there as a safety net (4 grandparents as well).  I think Messi's safety net stays in place so that Messi doesn't become the next Jenna.  

January 11, 2017
9:41 am
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Colorblocked Moonshiner
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 6908
Snarking Since:
September 27, 2011

derp twerk meowed

Colorblocked Moonshiner meowed

Cheeks meowed 
It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

 

In general, I really do not understand how she has some sort of apparent spell/stranglehold over her family and his, that allows her to act like total garbage but they still dote on her. Are squirk and 2.0 the only grandchildren? What will she do if someone else dares to have a baby? (although, for example, her own siblings seem much more independent, and likely wouldn't require or want round the clock assistance.).

This is almost That Wife territory, the amount that people put up with for fear of Jenna losing her shit or withholding the children from family (yeah right, like she would pass up on an opportunity to ship her kids away). dead

I have typed that and backspaced it several times in this thread over the last few months.  It didn't seem like a fair comparison, since as far as we know Messi didn't triple diaper her kid and leave him to stew in his shit and pee for 12+ hours, let him roll off the couch, continue filming while he threw up, shave his head with an electric razor while he's in the sink/tub, make him sleep in a bathroom every night with white noise machine blaring so Jenna couldn't hear him crying, continue to film him while he's in extreme discomfort or upset, etc etc.  Jenna was really vile toward that little boy when he was a baby in a way that I haven't seen from Messi.  Messi's kid is allowed to have some toys, a crib in a bedroom, decorated nursery, etc.  I think the main difference is that Jenna's husband wasn't around very much and Adam was.  Messi had someone there as a safety net (4 grandparents as well).  I think Messi's safety net stays in place so that Messi doesn't become the next Jenna.  

For sure. She's definitely not full on Jenna… sometimes I seriously wonder if Jenna even likes/loves her kids (certainly not the baby stage), if she is capable of feeling any emotion for someone in a way that doesn't somehow directly benefit her. I don't think the same about Quirk.

Plus JQ always wanted to be a mom, but seemingly struggles with that identity, whereas Jenna, outside of blaming Mormonism for the pressure to have children, probably 'likes the idea of being someone who likes being a mom.' (that might be the only persona she doesn't like the idea of, lol ugh dead).

January 11, 2017
9:57 am
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derp twerk
MEOWGOD
Meows: 13108
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

Colorblocked Moonshiner meowed

derp twerk meowed

Colorblocked Moonshiner meowed

Cheeks meowed 
It is her in-laws that are in a hotel. They were summoned to take Felix so she could rest. She needs to rest, guys. And yes, everyone speaking about her never having her soon to be two children alone….aint gonna happen. Stay tuned on squirk 2.0…….

 

In general, I really do not understand how she has some sort of apparent spell/stranglehold over her family and his, that allows her to act like total garbage but they still dote on her. Are squirk and 2.0 the only grandchildren? What will she do if someone else dares to have a baby? (although, for example, her own siblings seem much more independent, and likely wouldn't require or want round the clock assistance.).

This is almost That Wife territory, the amount that people put up with for fear of Jenna losing her shit or withholding the children from family (yeah right, like she would pass up on an opportunity to ship her kids away). dead

I have typed that and backspaced it several times in this thread over the last few months.  It didn't seem like a fair comparison, since as far as we know Messi didn't triple diaper her kid and leave him to stew in his shit and pee for 12+ hours, let him roll off the couch, continue filming while he threw up, shave his head with an electric razor while he's in the sink/tub, make him sleep in a bathroom every night with white noise machine blaring so Jenna couldn't hear him crying, continue to film him while he's in extreme discomfort or upset, etc etc.  Jenna was really vile toward that little boy when he was a baby in a way that I haven't seen from Messi.  Messi's kid is allowed to have some toys, a crib in a bedroom, decorated nursery, etc.  I think the main difference is that Jenna's husband wasn't around very much and Adam was.  Messi had someone there as a safety net (4 grandparents as well).  I think Messi's safety net stays in place so that Messi doesn't become the next Jenna.  

For sure. She's definitely not full on Jenna… sometimes I seriously wonder if Jenna even likes/loves her kids (certainly not the baby stage), if she is capable of feeling any emotion for someone in a way that doesn't somehow directly benefit her. I don't think the same about Quirk.

Plus JQ always wanted to be a mom, but seemingly struggles with that identity, whereas Jenna, outside of blaming Mormonism for the pressure to have children, probably 'likes the idea of being someone who likes being a mom.' (that might be the only persona she doesn't like the idea of, lol ugh dead).

I get the impression that JQ loves her kid but doesn't like being a mom, or else has a very limited capacity for parenting, to the point of wanting/needing a shit-ton of support.  I also think she really doesn't like being pregnant, no matter what she proclaims.  

January 11, 2017
10:05 am
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Colorblocked Moonshiner
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 6908
Snarking Since:
September 27, 2011

derp twerk meowed

 

I get the impression that JQ loves her kid but doesn't like being a mom, or else has a very limited capacity for parenting, to the point of wanting/needing a shit-ton of support.  I also think she really doesn't like being pregnant, no matter what she proclaims.  

 

^agreed. JQ probably thought being a mom would be all decorating cookies, playing dolls and wearing matching outfits. squirk still in a diaper at age 2? having to tell him "no" more than twice? AND make dinner?! time for dad and the grandparents to step in, JQ needs at least 2 hours of 'me' time daily, in between rage tweeting Trump and online shopping. sfun_nopity

January 11, 2017
10:21 am
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
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