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How Sweet Eats
May 22, 2012
4:34 pm
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Snarky Librarian
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1751
Snarking Since:
October 27, 2011

I can't handle how she complains about how disgusting it is that her husband eats a double cheeseburger and a blizzard, when as far as I can tell she subsists on chocolate, cheese, and brown butter. Reading her blog, you expect her to be 400 pounds with scurvy by what she says she eats. 

May 22, 2012
9:38 pm
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KERFWEISER

collsers said

I can't handle how she complains about how disgusting it is that her husband eats a double cheeseburger and a blizzard, when as far as I can tell she subsists on chocolate, cheese, and brown butter. Reading her blog, you expect her to be 400 pounds with scurvy by what she says she eats. 

(I have no idea how to get the source code/image via iPad w/out creepily saving this chick's photo, sorry.)

Jessica popped up in one of Brown Eyed Baker's photos, and I thought it was interesting to see the face behind HSE in something besides a wedding dress.

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2012/05/19/the-weekend-dish-5192012/

May 22, 2012
9:58 pm
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hellowonderland

If she eats the way she says she does, how is she not 5 million pounds?

Regardless, I love her creamy feta dip and have toyed with making some of her more fattening concoctions but haven't yet.

May 23, 2012
9:24 am
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scuffin
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2923
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2011

KERFWISER said
collsers said

I can't handle how she complains about how disgusting it is that her husband eats a double cheeseburger and a blizzard, when as far as I can tell she subsists on chocolate, cheese, and brown butter. Reading her blog, you expect her to be 400 pounds with scurvy by what she says she eats. 

(I have no idea how to get the source code/image via iPad w/out creepily saving this chick's photo, sorry.)

Jessica popped up in one of Brown Eyed Baker's photos, and I thought it was interesting to see the face behind HSE in something besides a wedding dress.

http://www.browneyedbaker.com/2012/05/19/the-weekend-dish-5192012/

 

She definitely looks different than the pictures she has on her site, and I noticed she doesn't even post pictures of herself on instagram unless it's of her nailpolish colour or whatever. I know she's not out to be a HLB and it is a baking/cooking blog so there's no need for her to "own up" to anything but her pictures are misleading for sure.

May 23, 2012
9:45 am
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Shrug B***h
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3452
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2011

Holy shit, is she the one on the right? It looks like a completely different person! (See: About photo) Buuuuuuuuut at the same time, the about photo is obviously taken with a nicer camera and professionally retouched while the other is an impromptu snapshot. And didn't she used to work as a personal trainer or something? I also find it really strange that she never posts pictures of herself on her blog unless they're from her wedding which was a few years ago…

May 23, 2012
7:25 pm
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DontRescueMe
Cat
Meows: 34
Snarking Since:
November 10, 2011

And clearly she had a wind machine for her "About" photo.  Wind machines make everything prettier and fancier, right?

 

Wrong.

May 26, 2012
11:20 pm
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The Ghost of Grandma Moneybags
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 391
Snarking Since:
February 27, 2012

Shrug B***h said
Holy shit, is she the one on the right? It looks like a completely different person! (See: About photo) Buuuuuuuuut at the same time, the about photo is obviously taken with a nicer camera and professionally retouched while the other is an impromptu snapshot. And didn't she used to work as a personal trainer or something? I also find it really strange that she never posts pictures of herself on her blog unless they're from her wedding which was a few years ago…

Holy shit is right!  She looks about 50 lbs lighter in the professional photo.  

 

I suppose eating bowls of cookie dough dip every day will do that to you.

May 27, 2012
10:23 pm
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blarg
Hamcat
Meows: 168
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2011

I think the different hair color makes a big difference too. I had only seen that one picture of her so I thought she was blonde.

 

I don't subscribe to her blog, because I just really wouldn't eat like 90% of what she makes (don't eat bacon), but I just looked at it and wow, her photos have gotten a LOT better. They were good before, but it looks like in addition to her skill level increasing, maybe she got a macro lens too. So, good job on that, Jessica. They look great.

May 27, 2012
11:19 pm
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nillacupcakes

Shrug B***h said
Holy shit, is she the one on the right? It looks like a completely different person! (See: About photo) Buuuuuuuuut at the same time, the about photo is obviously taken with a nicer camera and professionally retouched while the other is an impromptu snapshot. And didn't she used to work as a personal trainer or something? I also find it really strange that she never posts pictures of herself on her blog unless they're from her wedding which was a few years ago…

Jesus f**king Christ, misleading indeed. I always thought she was some gorgeous thin girl with a tight body (she used to be a PT) who is so precious that she hates vegetables and loves bacon. Turns out she's super average looking and looks a lot older than I thought.

May 28, 2012
9:51 pm
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KERFWEISER

Well for the first time … Ever? Since I've been reading? she posted pictures of herself and husband to blog today…

May 28, 2012
10:07 pm
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scuffin
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2923
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2011

KERFWISER said

Well for the first time … Ever? Since I've been reading? she posted pictures of herself and husband to blog today…

Yeah I noticed that! I guess she has been reading here because she never ever posts pictures of herself.

May 28, 2012
10:36 pm
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Snarky Librarian
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1751
Snarking Since:
October 27, 2011

Yeah, no way it is a coincidence that we discussed this this week, and then she posts 3 pictures of herself.  

I still just can't help but wonder if she really eats exactly how she says she does. I just can't see how it is even remotely healthy. 

May 28, 2012
10:55 pm
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Senior Hamcat
Meows: 705
Snarking Since:
February 21, 2012

Wow, she dropped a ton of weight since last week when meeting Mario Batali with Brown Eyed Baker.  Photoshop or pre-gain photos?



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