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Local Milk - I think she has Mad Cow disease
August 26, 2015
10:56 pm
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Magica DeSpell
Cat
Meows: 48
Snarking Since:
December 13, 2014

Rich Loser with Teeth and Shoes meowed

Cereal Noper meowed

Let's all join her for a #sponsored "Honest Moment" where she keeps it real and talks about burning her toast for breakfast, paired with the most agonizingly styled and try hard-iest photo of burnt toast the world has ever seen. Totes honest, y'all.
https://instagram.com/p/60UqsjAJM2/?taken-by=local_milk
Like, there's a broom…on the table…or is the toast + tea on the floor? And there's a whisk, for whisking…what exactly?

Is it me or is that bottle of shill tea 'shopped in to the picture?

That is f**ked. She didn't even go out and buy a bottle? Smh. 

August 26, 2015
11:11 pm
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avex
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 614
Snarking Since:
February 8, 2013

she says in the comments that the new flavour isn't available in her town so she photoshopped it in. drool

 

her photos looks so COLD. they make me want to put on a blanket and jumper and sit by the fire.

August 27, 2015
9:24 am
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xx
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 781
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2015

Edit because I see now she admitted the 'shopping.

Her photographs always look like they were taken on the set of Cold Mountain, which, if you didn't know, is a terrible movie. I wouldn't be suprised if it were one of her favorites, what with Australians attempting to do Southern accents the way she attempts to shoehorn hackneyed storytelling crap into her MegaRecipes.

I don't know if you can tell, but this lady offends me on a deep, regional level.

September 4, 2015
5:15 pm
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brassieres made of dripping quesadillas
Cat
Meows: 25
Snarking Since:
August 7, 2014

Yessss she finally has a thread here in the food blog section! I cannot STAND Beth, and it mostly comes down to the ignorance of her privilege. 

Her narrative has a foundation of parental wealth because it reads like someone who is allowed to present herself as she wishes because she had the money to twist even bad things into sentimental "party phase" drivelish. Does that make sense? For instance, she left home, divorced her ex-husband, became a junkie, but because she had support when she needed it, was able to come back and form this obviously financially-backed food blog on a whim by suggestion of her therapist. Also, given how connected she became in a very short time, I'd say she had a lot of that financial backing (we all know that networking is very much helped by wealth). 

Speaking of her experiences as an addict as well as being severely mentally ill, I wish she would step up and talk about how, given her talk about endless therapists, drugs, inpatient and outpatient treatment, that she would admit her life is a product of ENDLESS resources that many many people do not have. And those resources gave her Local Milk. 

Perhaps I am also sick of these sorts of people just floating to the fore of whatever niche they decide to fit in and they get big fast because they have the money to waste time on it? And then they talk about #solucky #soblessed #somanyfriends when really they were able to fit their vision of their own life because they could afford it. 

September 5, 2015
12:25 am
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Cornelius Rex
Kitten
Meows: 2
Snarking Since:
July 12, 2013

brassieres made of dripping quesadillas meowed
Yessss she finally has a thread here in the food blog section! I cannot STAND Beth, and it mostly comes down to the ignorance of her privilege. 

Perhaps I am also sick of these sorts of people just floating to the fore of whatever niche they decide to fit in and they get big fast because they have the money to waste time on it? And then they talk about #solucky #soblessed #somanyfriends when really they were able to fit their vision of their own life because they could afford it.

 

I hear you.  Her prose is as overwrought and drippy as the shitty tea infused waffles she made in May.  I didn't realize waffles could look disgusting, but apparently they can.     

September 5, 2015
1:19 am
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selfie abuse
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 982
Snarking Since:
December 16, 2014

She won Saveur's Best Photography Blog award in 2013 (reader's choice). I don't mind her aesthetic, plenty of other blogs attempt it with less success. I'm talking purely about the look of her blog, not the overwrought prose. The problem with her style is it's way too redundant, everything starts to look the same after the first few photos.

September 9, 2015
7:07 pm
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SnarkaliciousPork
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1389
Snarking Since:
July 1, 2015

She was on Masterchef? I knew there was a reason that I don't watch that show anymore. 

 

Beth Freaks Out

 

From the looks of this picture, she didn't win.

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fit'n this in ma mouth!
September 12, 2015
3:07 pm
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slothscrape
Kitten
Meows: 8
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2015

I've never seen a blog before (you'll have to enlighten me, gomi) where the most basic human actions like eating, talking, or to a lesser extent getting dressed are treated with so much gravitas. Every avocado has a meaning. Every word is momentous. I would love to see someone write about a fart in a similar style.

September 14, 2015
2:12 pm
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SnarkaliciousPork
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1389
Snarking Since:
July 1, 2015

slothscrape meowed
I've never seen a blog before (you'll have to enlighten me, gomi) where the most basic human actions like eating, talking, or to a lesser extent getting dressed are treated with so much gravitas. Every avocado has a meaning. Every word is momentous. I would love to see someone write about a fart in a similar style.

I wished that there was a place that I could go, to escape the dark burbling in my innermost being. It felt like my whole existence was being questioned. A bit of beans…that's all I wanted. Why must it send my body into such utter turmoil. My loins ached at the strain of keeping what must come out in. Eventually, I caved. Releasing the gas in a noxious cloud, capable of peeling paint off of my already chipped walls. Yet, in that moment of torture, I felt a sense of peace, of release. As if my feelings of longing were finally validated. I felt…relief. 

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fit'n this in ma mouth!
September 16, 2015
5:03 pm
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captain peanut
Kitten
Meows: 7
Snarking Since:
June 26, 2015

SnarkaliciousPork meowed

I wished that there was a place that I could go, to escape the dark burbling in my innermost being. It felt like my whole existence was being questioned. A bit of beans…that's all I wanted. Why must it send my body into such utter turmoil. My loins ached at the strain of keeping what must come out in. Eventually, I caved. Releasing the gas in a noxious cloud, capable of peeling paint off of my already chipped walls. Yet, in that moment of torture, I felt a sense of peace, of release. As if my feelings of longing were finally validated. I felt…relief. 

Literally one of the best things I read on the Internets today. lollollol

I've gone through her Instagram and it just looks like those sad movies about bad hospitals… That colour is devastating.

September 16, 2015
5:11 pm
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SnarkaliciousPork
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1389
Snarking Since:
July 1, 2015

Thank you, thank you very much! I'll be here all week. And don't forget to tip your waitress.

Yeah, I'm into fitness. Fit'n this in ma mouth!
September 30, 2015
7:21 pm
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catfolk
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 263
Snarking Since:
August 10, 2014

I just saw this new thread and laughed so hard at the title of it. She is honestly getting loopier and loopier and I feel like she's just about to come full circle and just become a walking parody of herself.

October 2, 2015
3:37 pm
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brassieres made of dripping quesadillas
Cat
Meows: 25
Snarking Since:
August 7, 2014

catfolk meowed
I just saw this new thread and laughed so hard at the title of it. She is honestly getting loopier and loopier and I feel like she's just about to come full circle and just become a walking parody of herself.

Serious question, do you think she'll get restless and do something else if she's short-circuiting after what, three years? 

I also think that (perhaps) many new bloggers are coming into something that has been established for so long it's easy to get a firm foundation in the design, social media, etc quickly and maybe that makes it boring faster. 



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