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Asheton Brown/Smasheton
October 19, 2016
10:40 am
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Foam cartridge sensor pump
Hamcat
Meows: 81
Snarking Since:
August 3, 2016

So, she has all the qualities of someone I would dislike, but for some reason, I just have so many questions that I currently just find her I don't know, intriguing? 

 

1.  What on earth does she do for a living?  I don't think she's a professional athlete, but she certainly acts like it — she seems to spend all of her days working out and getting things like electrotherapy.  She also seems to be just now trying to break into bloggng and the like, but maybe she just hasn't been on my radar.  If she's not a professional athlete though and she's not getting money from her blog, what on earth does she do for a living???  From what she's shown of it, she seems to have a pretty nice apartment.  She was tagged in a few modelling pictures for what looks like a local boutique, but she looks pretty awkward/uncomfortable in them.  I also can't imagine she earned a ton from it.  I'm just so perplexed.  deadconfused

 

2.  Everyone keeps referring to Taralynn and her new friend, Meggie (I think it was Meggie, I don't know — the Becca replacement), as being part of the Smasheton fan club, but from what I've seen, it almost seems the other way around?  Smasheton seems desperate to be Taralynn's friend — always commenting on Tara's photos with things like "Call me next time" or "I wanna go!"  She also made an Insta story going over her groceries she had just bought, and she pointed out how she had bought stuff to make the chicken nuggets Taralynn keeps making.  I dunno, girl seems pretty desperate to be Taralynn's friend….which…just….why? 

October 19, 2016
10:44 am
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blogruiner
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1645
Snarking Since:
July 1, 2014

Probably trying to tap into TL's fanbase. TL has 63K instagram followers while Smashton has 12K. I imagine she's thinking, "Okay, I'm the actual fitness inspiration here! Why can't I leach some of these fangirls!"

October 19, 2016
9:05 pm
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Snark Crackle Pop
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 887
Snarking Since:
October 28, 2013

According to LinkedIn, she's a "Social Media Influencer, Coach, Model." She doesn't do very much sponsored stuff on her social channels, unless I'm missing something. And all of her "modeling" looks like local fashion shows/gigs. She's not a professional athlete so she has to be bankrolled by her parents unless she has a side job of some sort.

October 23, 2016
9:36 pm
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Pajama Jeans
Hamcat
Meows: 116
Snarking Since:
October 4, 2016

She has a second Instagram account for the food she eats. Annoying.

November 9, 2016
7:12 pm
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Pajama Jeans
Hamcat
Meows: 116
Snarking Since:
October 4, 2016

 

lol, why would anyone post this of themselves?

This girl loves making instagram video stories of herself. In most of hem she's talking like a baby or a mumbling valley girl. She mostly just talks about her hair, which she has nicknamed Simba, or how tired she is or her food. She's so self obsessed.

November 9, 2016
10:40 pm
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Severus Snark
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2712
Snarking Since:
December 31, 2014

Pajama Jeans meowed

 

lol, why would anyone post this of themselves?

This girl loves making instagram video stories of herself. In most of hem she's talking like a baby or a mumbling valley girl. She mostly just talks about her hair, which she has nicknamed Simba, or how tired she is or her food. She's so self obsessed.

What a loser. Fully Raw Kristina–the vegan blogger desperate unicorn definitely knows about–calls her hair "Mufasa" and I'm one BILLION percent sure she copied it, too.

Why are these people so unoriginal and so determined to deny their hair extensions? Sure, exercise and fruit made your hair alway look clean and your farts smell like cherry pie. The rest of the world just hasn't figured out food or movement. You've never even heard of makeup. Sure.

December 11, 2016
1:14 pm
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stay at home dog mom
Hamcat
Meows: 92
Snarking Since:
August 10, 2016

Her voice is worse than a snapchat filter. I don't understand how anyone can willingly be around her 

December 11, 2016
2:04 pm
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Egg Yoke
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 495
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2012

I just checked her out and fell down the rabbit hole.
She NAMED HER HAIR??? And her legs???
And I assume she is the one taking pictures of herself running which I find to be so very bizarre. Does she set up her phone and then spend 20 minutes running past it back and forth in order to get the perfect shot? If I saw her doing that I'd run the other way.
So weird. So self-absorbed.
And I second the questions above; specifically, does she have an actual JOB?!??

December 11, 2016
11:04 pm
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irritated
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1332
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2012

Pajama Jeans meowed

She has a second Instagram account for the food she eats. Annoying.

A+ math

December 14, 2016
12:53 pm
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stay at home dog mom
Hamcat
Meows: 92
Snarking Since:
August 10, 2016

^^ Haha I didn't even notice that. Embarrassing. 

I have no words for this girl. Every snapchat is just like why would you post that?

December 14, 2016
4:06 pm
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Ground Turkey Filled Pinata
Hamcat
Meows: 190
Snarking Since:
November 13, 2015

OK so I've actually asked how these stupid running bloggers get these pictures.  They set it up on video and then run past the camera so they can pause and screen shot the exact pose or whatever they want. I'm on the bandwagon that she only pretends to be TL's friend to get more followers and she obviously knows way more about running/is a better runner so she's doling out advice so more fangirls will follow her.  Tried and true method to obtain followers on insta.  I refuse to follow this b***h though, she's f**king annoying and full of herself.

Formerly Haterade15
December 17, 2016
3:29 am
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Obsessed!
Hamcat
Meows: 158
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2013

Holy crap, I thought TL's writing was bad until I took a peek at this chick's attempt at blogging. Yuck.

Also, does anyone know what that bump is on her forehead (not snark, genuine curiosity)?

December 19, 2016
10:30 pm
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stay at home dog mom
Hamcat
Meows: 92
Snarking Since:
August 10, 2016

Obsessed! meowed
Holy crap, I thought TL's writing was bad until I took a peek at this chick's attempt at blogging. Yuck.

Also, does anyone know what that bump is on her forehead (not snark, genuine curiosity)?

I'm assuming it's a birthmark? I went to school with someone who had a similar bump. Although her getting dropped on her face would explain her strange behavior.



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