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Eric Hites / Fat Guy Across America / FGAA
January 10, 2017
7:50 am
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RanchoRelaxo
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 550
Snarking Since:
February 28, 2014

Who is at the keys now? "Thank you for the constructive comments on the pizza crust." We all know that Eric cannot form a complete sentence, never mind show any kind of gratitude.

Next up – a video on how to cook spaghetti squash. Angie reminds us about how she has already done a demo on this. Notice how he is not doing any of these cooking demos "live." So, looks like he is dropping them on Youtube for pennies a click. Great way to earn that money. If just one of them got a minimum wage job back in June, they would have $12K by now.

January 10, 2017
10:15 am
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Lard Gargler
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 404
Snarking Since:
June 29, 2016

RanchoRelaxo meowed

FGAA: They will come, its a journey, journeys have bumps, sometimes things happen and so do delays. And it's not and never has been ONLY about riding a bicycle.
 
 
So, 6 1/2 months is a "delay?"  This coming from the guy who spent the entire winter in Florida before restarting his ride in the South.

 

Bikesandtalksimultaneously meowed
Maybe when Angie becomes a Grandmaw she can show us how to make egg noodles

Low carb egg noodles made from flour & cornmeal, of course.

I'd rather stay fat.
January 10, 2017
10:28 am
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RanchoRelaxo
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 550
Snarking Since:
February 28, 2014

Come  on — you know that Eric spent much of his time in FL "rendering care to the ailing" (TM Dr. Phil).

Speaking of Dr. Phil, looks like there was no end of year show. Just a list of the "most memorable guests" on the website. Doesn't include our hero, what a shame.

January 10, 2017
12:20 pm
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Dick Commander
Hamcat
Meows: 119
Snarking Since:
June 1, 2016

Dr. Phil's office staff probably suggested he read this GOMI thread before inviting the dynamic duo back for round 2 of public shaming.

Crazy wife - you don't listen even when we tell you the truth.
January 10, 2017
1:02 pm
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Lard Gargler
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 404
Snarking Since:
June 29, 2016

RanchoRelaxo meowed

Speaking of Dr. Phil, looks like there was no end of year show. Just a list of the "most memorable guests" on the website. Doesn't include our hero, what a shame.

I guess Eric's not as big a celebrity as he thinks he is.

I'd rather stay fat.
January 10, 2017
2:20 pm
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Mazel Tov Cocktail
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2677
Snarking Since:
June 19, 2015

My favorite comment, which was posted this morning but of course since deleted, was on the lines of "You're awfully smug for someone 300# overweight."

 

SMUGBOAT

 

Down 17 followers in less than 24 hours. GO FAT GUY GO! sani_elephantdance

Now with 30% more sanctimony!
January 10, 2017
4:30 pm
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Mazel Tov Cocktail
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2677
Snarking Since:
June 19, 2015

OHMYGOD no one gives a shit about your stupid marriage and your magical love and your dumb people arguments and your gross people make ups. Someone tell me what this sentence means-

 

If you have the opportunity to love someone and are afraid to make the inactive, don't be.

 

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??????

Classic Illiterate Angie. I guess the devil has been working overtime the last few days to tear them apart! Or something.

Now with 30% more sanctimony!
January 10, 2017
5:30 pm
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Maddie
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1015
Snarking Since:
November 17, 2015

The shorter one with big cheeks likes to take a handful of pills (calls them candy), starts giggling and then goes tap…tap…tap… on the keyboard. 

Do all dogs have owners like this..??
January 10, 2017
6:10 pm
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RanchoRelaxo
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 550
Snarking Since:
February 28, 2014

Why is everything with these two Lazy Loafers a "fight" or a "battle" — especially in terms of their marriage? I mean, every relationships has its own ups and downs and hardships, but with the way Angie mumble-types…she makes it seem like it such a struggle.

These two are choosing to spend 24/7 together, scrounging off of elderly parents. I honestly believe that if they made a legitimate effort of getting jobs, moved into their own place, were consistently working out and changed their eating habits they would be getting more support and possibly the sooper seekrit sponsor Eric is fantasizing about. But, that ship has sailed and they should have made these changes 6 months ago.

And, Honest Writer Angie — it is initiative, not inactive. But we all realize you are much more familiar with inactive. Gah.

January 10, 2017
6:49 pm
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OrangePez
Kitten
Meows: 9
Snarking Since:
September 8, 2016

 Waaaaaaaaait … He made her a replica of the leg lamp shipping container out of popsicle sticks? 

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January 10, 2017
6:57 pm
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RESPECT Platonic Chicken Bones
MEOWGOD
Meows: 13196
Snarking Since:
April 11, 2012

OrangePez meowed
 Waaaaaaaaait … He made her a replica of the leg lamp shipping container out of popsicle sticks? 

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I can't see anything but damn, I want to so f**king bad!

January 10, 2017
7:01 pm
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OrangePez
Kitten
Meows: 9
Snarking Since:
September 8, 2016

RESPECT Shitish Grifting and Scams meowed

OrangePez meowed
 Waaaaaaaaait … He made her a replica of the leg lamp shipping container out of popsicle sticks? 

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I can't see anything but damn, I want to so f**king bad!

CRAP .. I was hoping those pics would load.

January 10, 2017
8:35 pm
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The Stupid is Strong
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1537
Snarking Since:
July 21, 2013

Nothing here meowed
At the risk of being censored, I give zero f**ks, Ff**ks, fuucks, f u c c k s, f u c k k s, f u c k s s or fuxs about them and their f u u c k i n g journey. Was 'journey' the f uC King buzz word for 2016? Was it the one word excuse to validate doing nothing? Well, if so, I'm on my F u c k I n g journey to f u c k i n g ignore this pair of obese freeloaders.

If I want journey inspiration, weight loss and or marriage advice or even some Christian inspired motivation or bible quotes, the very last place I would subscribe would be FGAA and Road to Renewal because there are tried and true free apps for that. F u u c k I n g free apps that don't have a 500+ man child angrily pecking on the keys giving f u c k I n g stupid advice with an obese wife and dog mom who spends her days writing so-called essays, diatribes and self-dissertations and poking the ones who question her.

Yeah…. I'm f u c c k I n g over them. Their combined smugness and limited self-awareness causes me much F UCKKING anxiety. Must find f**kINGG remedy.

And having said that, my F UCC Ks are spent.

Why not a F U C C K I N G emoji? Would it kill the IKPC?

So tell me how you really feel!  HaHaHa! 

I don't give a crap about them either and don't read anything about them except here on GOMI.  I'm just reading here to see how/if it all ends.  My guess is it'll end one of two ways – either a slow fade or a medical crisis (a real one). 

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