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michelelizabethhh - IG
March 31, 2016
12:08 pm
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fat_to_fat_darling
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1741
Snarking Since:
July 3, 2015

Yeah, she obviously has body image issues – this isn't about health for her, it's about headpats and instafame.

 

Again, she does not have the "it" factor of a standout Instafamous "fitspo" on IG, so a year from now she will probably still be the same mess of CRAY, times 365.

April 4, 2016
1:27 pm
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WelpSpose
Hamcat
Meows: 121
Snarking Since:
November 29, 2015

This chick needs a shrink, not implants. Her post today… freaking out and calling the doctor because she's bloated to 174. Then said she's going to do squats. A bunch of comments from actual medical experts saying not to, but I'm sure she won't listen. Gotta do those abs, too!

April 4, 2016
2:39 pm
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fat_to_fat_darling
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1741
Snarking Since:
July 3, 2015

eekangryfacepalm

April 4, 2016
3:12 pm
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tulips grow wherever the f**k you plant them dumbass
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5768
Snarking Since:
September 6, 2013

In fairness, wasn't her weight around 145 lbs? I'd be alarmed about a 30 lb fluctuation if it was 30 lbs in 3 days.

All the squats and crunches in the world aren't going to make that weight fall off, though.

THIS IS WHY you plan ELECTIVE COSMETIC surgery well ahead of your wedding, not three weeks before.

ETA: OH CHRIST SHE'S TALKING ABOUT EXERCISING HER "PEX" WTF?!?!

Fine. Ruin your new tits, dumb ass.

April 4, 2016
4:12 pm
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Pirate baby with scurvy
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 389
Snarking Since:
August 17, 2015

3 weeks before our wedding I had to make sure I basically ate the same number of calories and burned off the same number of calories so that my weight stayed the same since a few pounds in either direction could have made my dress not fit right. I did not go out and get new boobs.angry

April 4, 2016
5:31 pm
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Literal troll with internet access
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2997
Snarking Since:
September 22, 2014

Squeeeee! More screwed up fitspo plastic surgery. I can't wait!

popcorn

 

ETA: She's also waiting two months for her diamond ring to be fixed

michelelizabethhh@tua_motu my engagement ring is in the shop for 2 months cause the diamond got chipped under the prong

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDfqkrSHTUy/

April 4, 2016
11:52 pm
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Pirate baby with scurvy
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 389
Snarking Since:
August 17, 2015

Literal troll with internet access meowed

Squeeeee! More screwed up fitspo plastic surgery. I can't wait!

popcorn

 

ETA: She's also waiting two months for her diamond ring to be fixed

michelelizabethhh@tua_motu my engagement ring is in the shop for 2 months cause the diamond got chipped under the prong

https://www.instagram.com/p/BDfqkrSHTUy/

Did the same doctor do her boobs? I'm trying to be kind…but they don't look good to me. They are cone boobs that don't even appear to be facing the same direction and combined with the bad tummy tuck she just looks like a man that got boobs. Good for her for losing the weight and getting healthy but damn, get a different plastic surgeon.

April 5, 2016
12:05 am
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fat_to_fat_darling
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1741
Snarking Since:
July 3, 2015

Sorry not sorry – holy frankenbody…. uhcrypuke

April 5, 2016
12:13 am
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WelpSpose
Hamcat
Meows: 121
Snarking Since:
November 29, 2015

On SnapChat she posted about all the wedding shit in her house, then her dog was in one of the photos and she wrote "can't afford to get him groomed." But you can afford new tits before a (not cheap, I'm sure) wedding? K.

April 5, 2016
1:37 am
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Avenging Animal
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1598
Snarking Since:
July 18, 2013

I can only imagine the WTF/hysteria going on in her head…surgery…pain meds…massive weight gain…not supposed to exercise…wedding in a few weeks.  AAAAAARGH!  "WHAT HAVE I DONE?"

She's so self absorbed, so I guess that's what happens when all you care about is your "canvas." 

April 5, 2016
2:19 am
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Obese Beast
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 477
Snarking Since:
May 27, 2015

This is insane. Who gets serious surgery three weeks before a wedding and then proceeds to hit the gym immediately after…?

April 5, 2016
7:09 am
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galskap
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2500
Snarking Since:
July 9, 2015

WHAT IS WRONG W THESE PEOPLE!!!

They give WLS/skin removal surgery patients a bad f**king name

April 5, 2016
7:23 am
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High Maintenance
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 937
Snarking Since:
December 27, 2014

galskap meowed

WHAT IS WRONG W THESE PEOPLE!!!

They give WLS/skin removal surgery patients a bad f**king name

I've had 6 post weight loss skin removal surgeries and I've never had more than a 2-3 pound gain that went away after 3 days.



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