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michelelizabethhh - IG
April 5, 2016
7:27 am
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tulips grow wherever the f**k you plant them dumbass
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5769
Snarking Since:
September 6, 2013

WelpSpose meowed

On SnapChat she posted about all the wedding shit in her house, then her dog was in one of the photos and she wrote "can't afford to get him groomed." But you can afford new tits before a (not cheap, I'm sure) wedding? K.

I hope she was joking about that. Grooming isn't that expensive, is it?

If she can afford to get her nails done surely she can afford to get her dog groomed others-221

I don't mean to snark on her surgery but her boobs do look weird, almost like a before photo embarrassed Maybe it's just due to the modesty dots or the fact that she only had the surgery a few days ago?

April 5, 2016
8:21 am
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Magical Transformation
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 257
Snarking Since:
December 31, 2015

tulips grow wherever the f**k you plant them dumbass meowed

WelpSpose meowed

On SnapChat she posted about all the wedding shit in her house, then her dog was in one of the photos and she wrote "can't afford to get him groomed." But you can afford new tits before a (not cheap, I'm sure) wedding? K.

I hope she was joking about that. Grooming isn't that expensive, is it?

If she can afford to get her nails done surely she can afford to get her dog groomed others-221

I don't mean to snark on her surgery but her boobs do look weird, almost like a before photo embarrassed Maybe it's just due to the modesty dots or the fact that she only had the surgery a few days ago?

 

This girl is crazy. 

 

1. She says her doctor didn't tell her about the bra (okay, yes he did)

2. She wants to workout two days after surgery?

3. Her knees hurt due to the 500+ improper form squats

4. Who has surgery so close to a wedding?

 

I hate when people can't care for their pets. 

 

Very random, I'm sorry. I just finally really started to check this chick out. 

April 5, 2016
8:32 am
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galskap
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2501
Snarking Since:
July 9, 2015

High Maintenance meowed

galskap meowed

WHAT IS WRONG W THESE PEOPLE!!!

They give WLS/skin removal surgery patients a bad f**king name

I've had 6 post weight loss skin removal surgeries and I've never had more than a 2-3 pound gain that went away after 3 days.

Omg that's amazing. How much have you lost? I would love to hear your story :) you can PM me!

But I know right? I don't understand the wanting to work out right after surgery. I mean I know these girls are eager to get fit, but not letting your body recover is just NOT what you're supposed to do. All the workouts aren't going to do anything but harm if you don't let your body rest and recover adequately. The only exercise these ladies should be doing is a light walk. Anything else is madness.

And she's crazy for getting surgery so close to her wedding. Weddings are stressful enough!

April 5, 2016
8:37 am
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fat_to_fat_darling
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1743
Snarking Since:
July 3, 2015

She is racing for "perfect" wedding pictures (honey, no amount of surgery is going to help you there) and instafame. It's rare that I say this, but she legit seems messed up upstairs….

April 5, 2016
8:49 am
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tulips grow wherever the f**k you plant them dumbass
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5769
Snarking Since:
September 6, 2013

Plus she's crazy if she thinks she can get back into the gym for her "bodybuilding" workouts so soon after surgery. You shouldn't do "barbell lat shoulder" and "dumbbell arm move" right after implants embarrassed

I suspect she's not the brightest bulb but DAMN, who is so stupid to think that ELECTIVE SURGERY THREE WEEKS BEFORE THEIR WEDDING was a bright idea? I know I keep bringing it up but really, she is a fool to think that this was in ANY WAY a good idea. Her fiancé seems like a nice guy, why didn't he or her family to try talk some sense into her others-221

I hope that the jump on the scale is some kind of one-off weirdness. I may not care for this woman's IG persona but I certainly wish her no ill will. I hope she starts listening to reason and will just RELAX!

April 5, 2016
8:50 am
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unimpressive b***h
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 581
Snarking Since:
February 12, 2015

This chick is nuts! She obviously does not research her procedures before getting them or she would know that for breast augmentation you are to wear the ugly sports bra and manually massage your breast until the MD tells you to stop. I've never had any cosmetic work done but I've known people that have. Plus there are half a dozen plastic surgery reality shows at this point a lot of stuff is common sense.

This chick lost weight and developed more issues- she has disordered eating and a distorted body image. She is focused purely on how she looks and let's face it no one ever achieve their idea perfection. She is setting herself up for failure. The surgery a few weeks before the wedding, that MD should of cautioned her against her. This chick and pissy missy have so much in common, they both find hack plastic surgeons that will pretty much do any procedure on them with no concern about pacticality. Instead of a plastic surgeon she needs a psychiatrist and a therapist!

Formerly yolkporn
April 5, 2016
8:59 am
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#TwilightSnarkle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2761
Snarking Since:
January 19, 2014

I've never seen this chick before, but is she planning on surgery or has she already had it done? Her boobs are small, it's hard to tell if thats a before or after shot.  

April 5, 2016
9:04 am
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unimpressive b***h
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 581
Snarking Since:
February 12, 2015

#TwilightSnarkle meowed

I've never seen this chick before, but is she planning on surgery or has she already had it done? Her boobs are small, it's hard to tell if thats a before or after shot.  

That's the after shot. Although I do commend her for going natural looking but if you are going to pay thousands of dollars for implants I would go as big as my body could handle to get my money's worth. But then again being a 34 triple D naturally it's hard to fathom paying any money for bigger boobs.

Formerly yolkporn
April 5, 2016
9:50 am
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#TwilightSnarkle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2761
Snarking Since:
January 19, 2014

Whoops. lol

I guess natural is better than stripper large, but they're still going to look like shit if she's working out already.  She needs to peruse some of SkinnyMeg's IG and periscopes to scare herself staight.

April 5, 2016
11:12 am
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Literal troll with internet access
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2997
Snarking Since:
September 22, 2014

For anyone that's missed it, this is what her tummy tuck looks like. I'd be making that face too if my surgeon had left me with folds of excess skin and a jagged asymmetrical scar.

 

 

She's also planning on doing a bikini competition this summer.

 

On another note she's less than a week post-op and trying a new supplement. I'm sure she's cleared this with her surgeon… drool

Trying a new supplement team that I am proud to announce I am apart of!
I've got 19 days until my wedding day, and I am going to be in a STRICT regimen!
Stay tuned today to see the products, and what I'll be doing

http://www.pikore.com/m/1221756502610359754_23611868

April 5, 2016
11:47 am
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fat_to_fat_darling
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1743
Snarking Since:
July 3, 2015

She might rival Fat to Fake and Fat for worst body on IG that is forced down our throats … but not quite yet. But seriously, what in the actual f**k is going on …. I don't even know where to begin with the pic LT posted …. uhdead

April 5, 2016
11:49 am
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unimpressive b***h
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 581
Snarking Since:
February 12, 2015

Her newest pic emfatattack commented : you need a therapist….
So much truth!!! I took a screen shot incase it's deleted.

So much dysfunctional and disordered thinking in one post.

Formerly yolkporn
April 5, 2016
11:52 am
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tulips grow wherever the f**k you plant them dumbass
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5769
Snarking Since:
September 6, 2013

"Doing all the right things… Busting my ass in the gym…"

Ummm… No. She is not doing the right things:

*By all accounts, she rushed into the tummy tuck and then the boob job.

*She uses a bogus laxative tea and is now using some likely bogus suulememts. She had weight loss surgery, which greatly impacts how your body metabolizes anything. I hope she consulted with her medical team about her tea and supplements, although I doubt it.

*She cobbles together workouts that make NO SENSE in terms of muscle building. 60-90 minutes at the gym means jack shit if you aren't doing a proper workout. Leg day is not 600 "self weight" squats.

*She thinks she can "tone away" loose skin. Nope. Sorry. Not gonna happen.

Part of me feels bad for her. It sucks to be so wrapped up in your appearance that it takes over your entire life. But part of me doesn't feel bad. She chose when to book her surgery, clearly without giving ANY thought to recovery. She should know that quick fixes like laxative teas and supplement stacks are not the way to lose weight and improve health.



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