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Most Annoying Beachbody/Advocult Shillers
May 6, 2015
12:57 pm
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Hot Lumpy Mess in a Tutu
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1659
Snarking Since:
January 26, 2013

The ItWorks people are just as bad as BB and Advocult!

(fka Six Glasses of Wine Classy)
May 6, 2015
1:46 pm
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SurpriseInch
Cat
Meows: 37
Snarking Since:
April 14, 2013

Skinny Dorito Taco Bake meowed
I know one BB "coach" that is an acquaintance IRL and I had to unfriend/unfollow her. @arryell She doesn't have much of a following at all, but she is just annoying as shit. I was friends with her personally on FB and she would tag her personal profile in every FB post for her "coaching" business page, so I was getting every post from her business page even though I refused to Like it. . .  and she seriously posts 5 – 10 times per day, all BB, all the time.  Like most BB "coaches" she has ZERO qualifications (I think she works in a daycare center), but runs group workouts weekly and I'm pretty sure it's not just doing BB workout videos as a group.

Also, she laughs about annoying her coworkers by cooking fish in the microwave for lunch. Anyone who cooks fish in the office at lunch is the lowest of the low.

But at least she's actually made progress, unlike OSJ, so I'll give her that.

I'm about to defriend (or at least stop following) anyone I know IRL that is shilling for Beachbody.

 

I have one acquaintance that posts as if she is the most scholarly nutritionist to have ever Beachbodied, and if all us dum fat fats would just sign up for Beachbody with her then we would have the secret answer for weight loss.

 

Oh PS she also had bariatric surgery 5 years ago.

 

And didn't lose weight.

 

I'm sorry, I don't trust your advice.

 

OH OH and a distant cousin recently started shilling ItWorx? Something. She sold it to her sister (my other cousin) and she was complaining about it not working (worxing?). "It's supposed to block all the bad carbs and fats!" OMG. Just. No. That's not how physiology works. If a drug actually worked that way, you know what you'd have? Diarrhea. I actually want to ask her "Do you have diarrhea yet? If so, ITWORX!!!!!! YAYYYY!!!!!!!"

May 6, 2015
2:04 pm
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Milkfat Allergy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4899
Snarking Since:
June 9, 2013

i was in DC the other day and some lady was walking around with a bedazzled ItWorks! t-shirt on.  

May 6, 2015
2:17 pm
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Rockstarbarbie
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 268
Snarking Since:
June 23, 2012

These two…can't bloody stand them. Now they not only share how to have beachbodies, but also how to have a perfect relationship!!! puke

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=947978931902556&set=a.175322745834849.40763.100000713750855&type=1

Intuitive Cheating
May 6, 2015
2:20 pm
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Flavored with broken dreams
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 900
Snarking Since:
February 20, 2014

Oh, ugh. I didn't realize Advocare was one of those shill cults. They had a rep at the last race I did, and I tried one of their hydrate products and put my name on a mailing for more info. frown No wonder the rep has texted, emailed and called me in the past week and a half. I just wanted more info not to be pestered! sangry

May 6, 2015
3:00 pm
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Skinny Dorito Taco Bake
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1200
Snarking Since:
October 18, 2013

Rockstarbarbie meowed
These two…can't bloody stand them. Now they not only share how to have beachbodies, but also how to have a perfect relationship!!! puke

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=947978931902556&set=a.175322745834849.40763.100000713750855&type=1

This guy needs to put $1M in the douche jar.

BRING IT DONT SING IT I know whos dick was in me whenmy kidswas conceived
May 6, 2015
3:02 pm
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Rockstarbarbie
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 268
Snarking Since:
June 23, 2012

Skinny Dorito Taco Bake meowed

Rockstarbarbie meowed
These two…can't bloody stand them. Now they not only share how to have beachbodies, but also how to have a perfect relationship!!! puke

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=947978931902556&set=a.175322745834849.40763.100000713750855&type=1

This guy needs to put $1M in the douche jar.

Lmao, I know,. I couldn't figure out how to post a pic, so thank you. He's the homeless alcoholic who now lives the "dream lifestyle".

Intuitive Cheating
May 6, 2015
3:10 pm
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Prissy scars the neighborhood tonight on channel 12.
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 207
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

God, these people are annoying as hell. Advocate annoys me slightly more than BB only because the workouts are good and I can get down with that but not the overpriced "cure" shake.

May 6, 2015
3:17 pm
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Prissy scars the neighborhood tonight on channel 12.
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 207
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

I have to say it works is the absolute worst. I can buy a bunch of Saran Wrap at Walmart , wrap myself up, break out the hairdryer and get skinny by dehydrating myself. It's such a scam! Whenever they try to shill their horrid product, I always tell them the same thing: working out and eating less is how motivated people lose weight not some silly fad wrap , that's lazy and it doesn't work. All of them annoy me from the overpriced eyelashes to the jam berry nails. Also, unless you get placed properly on a team with a high volume already, you'll be chasing your tail for years and seeing red at the end of the year. Only a very small percentage of people in mlm actually "make" it. It's all a big waste of money.

May 6, 2015
3:18 pm
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Bacon of Health
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 865
Snarking Since:
July 15, 2014

I went to the gyno and the nurse that weighed me before the exam tried to sell me advocare. I was so godamn pissed I almost told her to eat a dick. 

May 6, 2015
3:31 pm
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unapologetic labia

Bacon of Health meowed
I went to the gyno and the nurse that weighed me before the exam tried to sell me advocare. I was so godamn pissed I almost told her to eat a dick. 

That's the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard and she should probably get written up for that. 

May 6, 2015
4:18 pm
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Amy Santiago
Cat
Meows: 16
Snarking Since:
June 16, 2014

haterade meowed
Does anyone follow mandyleimer? She lost quite a bit of weight with weightwatchers & then started selling BB. I knew she gained a shit ton of weight after she started selling it so I just went through her page. She is now 23.2 lbs HIGHER than her start weight from her first 21 day fix & 32ish lbs higher than her lowest weight. Seriously?! You're still selling that shit?

I do! I used to really like her too. But as soon as she started shilling BB, her progress seemed so fake to me. You can tell in some of her before pictures, she is pushing her stomach out as far as she can, and all of her pictures look like she is sucking in, almost as much as JessAnna used to. She also sang praises of every work out program that BB had, and claim she lost at least 6 pounds doing the program, but she always looked the same. Losing the weight is great, but isn't the point to lose the weight with the program, and then keep it off? Not keep gaining and losing the same pounds?

I unfollowed her for a while because I got tired of the constant shout outs for other people, and when I started following her again, I was really sad to see that she is divorced and dating another guy, and won't even admit that she was a happy newly-wed a year ago… I know its none of my business, but I pretty much just follow her in hopes that what happened between her and her ex will some how come out. popcorn

May 6, 2015
4:34 pm
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High Kick Vag Shot With Cankles
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 465
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2012

Not blogger-relate but the Le-Vel/THRIVE shillers are the worst of the worst. hijacked



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