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Most Annoying Beachbody/Advocult Shillers
May 6, 2015
4:40 pm
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snobby lady complaining about her relatives
Hamcat
Meows: 166
Snarking Since:
May 15, 2014

Fuzzy Wuzzy meowed

haterade meowed
Does anyone follow mandyleimer? She lost quite a bit of weight with weightwatchers & then started selling BB. I knew she gained a shit ton of weight after she started selling it so I just went through her page. She is now 23.2 lbs HIGHER than her start weight from her first 21 day fix & 32ish lbs higher than her lowest weight. Seriously?! You're still selling that shit?

I do! I used to really like her too. But as soon as she started shilling BB, her progress seemed so fake to me. You can tell in some of her before pictures, she is pushing her stomach out as far as she can, and all of her pictures look like she is sucking in, almost as much as JessAnna used to. She also sang praises of every work out program that BB had, and claim she lost at least 6 pounds doing the program, but she always looked the same. Losing the weight is great, but isn't the point to lose the weight with the program, and then keep it off? Not keep gaining and losing the same pounds?

I unfollowed her for a while because I got tired of the constant shout outs for other people, and when I started following her again, I was really sad to see that she is divorced and dating another guy, and won't even admit that she was a happy newly-wed a year ago… I know its none of my business, but I pretty much just follow her in hopes that what happened between her and her ex will some how come out. popcorn

Holy crap!  I knew none of this.  My favorite mandyleimer story is when she went to Banana Republic and found a size 0 dress and somehow plastered it on her size 12 frame and then took pictures and said that just being able to fit into it told her how well the Shakeology was working.  It was the strangest picture ever with her trying to shape her body into a weird bend so that the dress wasn't totally pornographic.  I think she seems like a sweet girl, but good god almighty, the delusion is strong with that one.

May 6, 2015
5:08 pm
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Milkfat Allergy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4900
Snarking Since:
June 9, 2013

Shoe Selfie meowed
Not blogger-relate but the Le-Vel/THRIVE shillers are the worst of the worst. hijacked

there's a ham in the MLM discussion thread over in the Members Only Forum who's ex works for Thrive.  she posts some of the things he puts on FB and it's rather humorous.  

May 6, 2015
6:13 pm
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Female
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 452
Snarking Since:
November 25, 2014

This is a little unrelated, but what is Plexus? I keep seeing people in my FB feed pushing it, and I am about ready to unfriend them.

May 6, 2015
6:20 pm
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haterade
Kitten
Meows: 7
Snarking Since:
May 2, 2015

the fancy boxed wine meowed

Fuzzy Wuzzy meowed

haterade meowed
Does anyone follow mandyleimer? She lost quite a bit of weight with weightwatchers & then started selling BB. I knew she gained a shit ton of weight after she started selling it so I just went through her page. She is now 23.2 lbs HIGHER than her start weight from her first 21 day fix & 32ish lbs higher than her lowest weight. Seriously?! You're still selling that shit?

I do! I used to really like her too. But as soon as she started shilling BB, her progress seemed so fake to me. You can tell in some of her before pictures, she is pushing her stomach out as far as she can, and all of her pictures look like she is sucking in, almost as much as JessAnna used to. She also sang praises of every work out program that BB had, and claim she lost at least 6 pounds doing the program, but she always looked the same. Losing the weight is great, but isn't the point to lose the weight with the program, and then keep it off? Not keep gaining and losing the same pounds?

I unfollowed her for a while because I got tired of the constant shout outs for other people, and when I started following her again, I was really sad to see that she is divorced and dating another guy, and won't even admit that she was a happy newly-wed a year ago… I know its none of my business, but I pretty much just follow her in hopes that what happened between her and her ex will some how come out. popcorn

Holy crap!  I knew none of this.  My favorite mandyleimer story is when she went to Banana Republic and found a size 0 dress and somehow plastered it on her size 12 frame and then took pictures and said that just being able to fit into it told her how well the Shakeology was working.  It was the strangest picture ever with her trying to shape her body into a weird bend so that the dress wasn't totally pornographic.  I think she seems like a sweet girl, but good god almighty, the delusion is strong with that one.

Haha yes! She does seem so sweet so I almost felt bad about calling her out on here but sista needs a reality check! Go back to what worked for you girlfriend! Obviously bb isn't it! Because gaining that much weight back that fast is not healthy!
I'm also waiting for it all to come about about how she was on her honeymoon 45 weeks ago and 34 weeks ago she posted a picture with her new man, who I think was an ex from
High school (and yes I just went through her page to find the pictures because I'm a stalker/ this has been bothering me for so long!) C'mon Mandy, fess up to what' happened!

May 6, 2015
6:43 pm
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Skinny Dorito Taco Bake
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1200
Snarking Since:
October 18, 2013

Female meowed
This is a little unrelated, but what is Plexus? I keep seeing people in my FB feed pushing it, and I am about ready to unfriend them.

I believe it's a miraculous miracle diet miracle cure for all of your weight-loss woes. You drink it before meals and all of your disgusting fatty fat magically melts away, as if by magic.

BRING IT DONT SING IT I know whos dick was in me whenmy kidswas conceived
May 6, 2015
6:58 pm
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Alpacalypse
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 732
Snarking Since:
June 28, 2012

I have three FB friends who are BB coaches. One is ok, I know her pretty well and she really did join to get the workout DVDs at a discount. She is also in school to be a personal trainer so she does run some workout challenges, but never shills stuff. I'm cool with that. My other friend are hella annoying about it and sometimes I have to hide their feeds because it gets pretty OTT.

May 7, 2015
12:15 am
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MacaronsAndGlitterandRockstudsOhMy
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2015

I have a facebook friend who is a BB coach. Pretty much every day of every week he posts "I've still got a few spots in my 21-day fix (or T-25, or whatever) focus group, so join now!" Someday I just want to comment, "but dude, you say this EVERY SINGLE WEEK. Stop acting like it's a special club or once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

May 7, 2015
12:51 am
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Avenging Animal
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1496
Snarking Since:
July 18, 2013

I'm not into the whole Advocare cult, but I do really like Spark, instead of coffee. 

Most of the folks who sell it are just hate reads for me (like Mama Laughlin), and I wouldn't give her a dime or purchase anything through her that would subsidize her ridiculous ego and fake lifestyle. finger 

So I purchase it on Amazon. 

May 7, 2015
1:31 am
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Unsteakable
Hamcat
Meows: 192
Snarking Since:
April 24, 2015

For me, it is the essential oils people. OMG. Apparently essential oils will make you lose weight, cure autism, and reverse the cancer process. I had to unfollow a girl I used to be fairly close to when she became a Young Living rep.

May 7, 2015
8:36 am
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Bacon Grease Filter
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 878
Snarking Since:
May 17, 2012

unapologetic labia meowed

Bacon of Health meowed
I went to the gyno and the nurse that weighed me before the exam tried to sell me advocare. I was so godamn pissed I almost told her to eat a dick. 

That's the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard and she should probably get written up for that. 

I would absolutely report her to her boss. That is so unprofessional.

May 7, 2015
9:08 am
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Bacon of Health
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 865
Snarking Since:
July 15, 2014

Bacon Grease Filter meowed

unapologetic labia meowed

Bacon of Health meowed
I went to the gyno and the nurse that weighed me before the exam tried to sell me advocare. I was so godamn pissed I almost told her to eat a dick. 

That's the most unprofessional thing I've ever heard and she should probably get written up for that. 

I would absolutely report her to her boss. That is so unprofessional.

I really should have! But I'm so damn shy and I just found it really embarrassing at the time (it was a like 4 months ago). embarrassed

May 7, 2015
9:45 am
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Started as a Lurker now Im Here
Cat
Meows: 31
Snarking Since:
March 27, 2015

Beach bodiers are annoying with their constant shilling but I will say I bought one of their workouts from Amazon and really like it. Not so interested in trying their other products, though. Advocare on the other hand…I just really detest them anymore. I had my son back in January and we had newborn/family pictures taken a few days later. I actually love them and posted them. No joke, I had THREE advoc**ts message me wanting to "share" advocare with me. Completely unsolicited. That's a really crappy thing to do to anyone but seriously, I'm 5"5' and was 148 in my pics. I'm back down to my pre-pregnancy weight now but I still don't post pics of myself because I feel like my body is being analyzed every time.

May 7, 2015
9:55 am
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Shrug B***h
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3452
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2011

I follow fitandfunky on Instagram because she posts some good moves to incorporate into my workouts, but jfc this chick needs to do something about her eyebrows STAT. They look like they were drawn on with sharpies. I know she's pretty high up in the Beachbody world, but I don't understand what triple diamond star coach or whatever means….

Also the Shakeology and constant ab posts make me others-221 but I mostly skim over them.



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