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Operation Skinny Jeans
January 11, 2017
7:09 pm
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Nipolas Sparks
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 217
Snarking Since:
July 8, 2016

It makes me sad how often Jess references her daughter watching movies. In that picture on Instagram, she has a movie on the tablet propped up. Why??? So Jess can sit there and stare at her planners and video herself shaking Shakeology? I'm a SAHM and, trust me, my kid watches TV but BSJ is SO little and WHAT ELSE DOES JESS DO ALL DAY?!?

January 11, 2017
7:37 pm
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IdontsweatIsnarkle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1081
Snarking Since:
November 3, 2014

Pinterest inspired Sonic cup meowed

It makes me sad how often Jess references her daughter watching movies. In that picture on Instagram, she has a movie on the tablet propped up. Why??? So Jess can sit there and stare at her planners and video herself shaking Shakeology? I'm a SAHM and, trust me, my kid watches TV but BSJ is SO little and WHAT ELSE DOES JESS DO ALL DAY?!?

I noticed that, too. :( I am definitely not saying my kids never watched tv/movies, but it seems like the only way she has to "entertain" her. She also uses her mom status as a reason to be a slob. Even with all the planners in the world and all the vinyl cut outs and every other good intention, I don't think Jessica will ever have it "together".

January 11, 2017
8:33 pm
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From500toJealoushater
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 366
Snarking Since:
May 17, 2016

I *try* not to be a sancta-mommy…mostly because I'm a step-mom to a little about the same age as BSJ but we have her full time (bio-mom was a sea turtle), our little gets to watch 2 episodes of "her" show to wind down before bed and that's it.  That's all the tv/screen time she gets. The rest of the day she is engaged, evenings even when we are busy we are wrangling her and doing something to engage her in family centered activities like cooking and playing with her.  I find the amount of screen time kids are getting these days obscene.  But then, I have a teenager who is permanently glued to his phone, ipod and xbox if he's not at school so…who am I to judge (I'm still judging…). 

January 11, 2017
8:56 pm
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Egg Yoke
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 496
Snarking Since:
December 7, 2012

I rolled my eyes so hard at her claims of being SUCH a huge hot mess mom. For the love of Kim Kardashian's butt, WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY TO MAKE HER LIFE SO DIFFICULT?? She has ONE kid, "works" from home, and half-asses 30 minute workouts (when she's not on the couch debilitated with cramps or making decals for her "team"). There is NO reason beyond pure laziness that she is such a "mess".
I agree with a ham who said a while ago that Jess is most likely one of those people who spent most of her life sedentary and overweight, so the little floor-humping she does is, in her mind, more physical activity than she's ever done and she therefore justifies sitting on her dirty couch and eating gigantic snacks for the rest of the day "because I totally earned it!"

January 11, 2017
9:26 pm
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4 Year Plateau
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Meows: 44
Snarking Since:
September 5, 2014

If you don't want your child to dump a bowl of cereal on the carpet, try feeding her in the Kitchen. And yes, MAJOR side eye to her refusal of the sweetened Almond milk, but frosted flakes are thumbsup

 (35grams of sugar in 100g of frosted flakes Vs 7grams of sugar in a cup of Almond milk)

 

I also could not tell which video was supposed to show improvement. The only difference I saw was that one outfit was slightly less flattering than the other, but I don't think that's what she was flaunting (case and point, her new flabletics outfit that utilized its spandex content to the max) 

 

I have such second hand embarrassment for this girl.  That "snack" was EASILY 500 calories. And to post it as an omgsohealthy brag pic?!? idontknow

 

Her posts in the dietbet are BRUTAL. Giving all the "tips" for success (hint: it includes overpriced and underutilized dayplanners)   Today she posted about how she "loves" weigh in Wednesday because it's not near the weekend…  

January 11, 2017
10:23 pm
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Nipolas Sparks
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 217
Snarking Since:
July 8, 2016

New username, thanks 4 Year Plateaudancinglemon

January 12, 2017
7:18 am
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bettyrunner
Hamcat
Meows: 199
Snarking Since:
March 5, 2014

I also questioned BSJ watching as much television as she does. At one point, Jess made some comment on Facebook about her daughter's favorite movie winning an Oscar or something. How can a child who isn't even 18 months have a favorite movie? My kitten is about a month old than BSJ. She gets to watch 20 minutes in the morning and 20 minutes before bed, and I feel almost guilty about that since she is so young. And, she rarely sits still longer than 10 minutes during that time. It seems Jess uses her "mom status" as an excuse to be lazy.

January 13, 2017
1:12 am
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GoodbyeHello
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 581
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2014

Yes Jess, we know you don't give a f*ck, but you're not subtle about it at all. Your weight, home decor, tidiness, fashion, are just a few of the things we know you don't give a f*ck about.

January 13, 2017
1:24 am
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400 lb hole of suck
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 401
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2016

baby skinny jeans has the attention span of about 10 mins on a good day.  I think Jess likes to watch kids movies and blames it on bsj.  There is no need to have a tv on during the day or night for a year old baby.  Get on the floor, play with your kid, go for walks, go to museum, go freaking outside.  That's mom life.  You know, parenting? 

January 13, 2017
4:20 pm
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Cookie Butter
Hamcat
Meows: 128
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2012

Yikes, have you guys seen her latest FB post? She wants to lose 100 lbs in 4 months. Good luck with that Jess uh Not gonna happen when a "snack" is shakeo AND and apple AND almond butter. 

January 13, 2017
4:43 pm
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4 Year Plateau
Cat
Meows: 44
Snarking Since:
September 5, 2014

Cookie Butter meowed
Yikes, have you guys seen her latest FB post? She wants to lose 100 lbs in 4 months. Good luck with that Jess uh Not gonna happen when a "snack" is shakeo AND and apple AND almond butter. 

She's using it as her "total" from her highest weight.  Considering it's taken her over 3 years to lose the first 45…  Sprint to the finish Jess?  Just 55 to go!popcorn

My favourite is that she set this goal a few weeks ago, and already admitted to the world that she skipped her workout on at LEAST 10 days thus far in 2017.  OUT OF 13.   Much inspiring. Such commitment. Good luck OSJ…. 

January 13, 2017
6:03 pm
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Cookie Butter
Hamcat
Meows: 128
Snarking Since:
September 11, 2012

Yes sorry I realized my mistake after posting it. But yeah either way, it's still a ton to lose in 4 months, especially for Jess who keeps on losing and gaining the same 5 pounds.

January 14, 2017
11:33 am
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400 lb hole of suck
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 401
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2016

anyone want to start a pool? I will bet my pay check Jess doesn't lose more than an additional 20 lbs in 4 mos and that is being mega super crazy optimistic. 



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