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Mama Watters
July 17, 2014
4:00 pm
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six figure salary skinny married marathon running lawyer
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1279
Snarking Since:
January 6, 2014

SLCweee said
THANK YOU! 

 

On several occasions I've seen her allude to the fact that money is tight with one income and preach that stupid mantra of "living EVER SO SIMPLY in the Midwest" – yet she will post vacations updates every 3-4 months from locations like Mexico, Jamaica, Florida, Nashville, etc. 

 

That whole thing about finding a forever home makes me want to vom as well. Seriously who, at 26, is like I'M DONE, I DON'T EVER WANT TO MOVE AGAIN. MIDWEST FOREVER. Just seems a little sad to me that she's like totally given up, IMO.

Oh man, I am 26 and living in what I hope is my forever home in the Midwest. I love my town and my house and moving is a pain and I don't want to have to do lots of home repairs again (and I refuse to live in new construction) and I don't see anything wrong with being this way.

Her new house itself is cute, though her furnishings and whatnot feel a little sparse to me. I'm not a huge fan of the white on white on white for every room in the house. And she is so twee it's ridiculous–I feel like I can't take her seriously at all.

July 17, 2014
4:49 pm
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Secret Prairie Dog
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 228
Snarking Since:
September 13, 2013

six figure salary skinny married marathon running lawyer said

 

Oh man, I am 26 and living in what I hope is my forever home in the Midwest. I love my town and my house and moving is a pain and I don't want to have to do lots of home repairs again (and I refuse to live in new construction) and I don't see anything wrong with being this way.

Her new house itself is cute, though her furnishings and whatnot feel a little sparse to me. I'm not a huge fan of the white on white on white for every room in the house. And she is so twee it's ridiculous–I feel like I can't take her seriously at all.

I almost started following her IG because I like old houses and hers seems interesting but don't think I can handle it when she writes commentary like this: 

she asked to help wash dishes so i am next to her watching whilst eating banana bread and we are chatting like old ladies talking about silly things like the weather and whether or not to bake a pie.

She just seems so overly sweet and precious about everything that it kind of seems fake.

July 18, 2014
8:44 am
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123xyz
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 258
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2014

underwhelmed said

six figure salary skinny married marathon running lawyer said

 

Oh man, I am 26 and living in what I hope is my forever home in the Midwest. I love my town and my house and moving is a pain and I don't want to have to do lots of home repairs again (and I refuse to live in new construction) and I don't see anything wrong with being this way.

Her new house itself is cute, though her furnishings and whatnot feel a little sparse to me. I'm not a huge fan of the white on white on white for every room in the house. And she is so twee it's ridiculous–I feel like I can't take her seriously at all.

I almost started following her IG because I like old houses and hers seems interesting but don't think I can handle it when she writes commentary like this: 

she asked to help wash dishes so i am next to her watching whilst eating banana bread and we are chatting like old ladies talking about silly things like the weather and whether or not to bake a pie.

She just seems so overly sweet and precious about everything that it kind of seems fake.

I feel like I'm going to start playing a game with myself every time I post an IG photo… "What would mama watters caption this photo."

July 18, 2014
2:39 pm
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ladylady
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Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

Her decorating skills have to be the most boring, minimalistic I've ever seen. It's like she wants to live inside of a Kinfolk magazine. I would go a little crazy in a such a white, sterile environment. Especially insane to do that when you have all those young kids who are no doubt going to draw on the walls at some point. 

 

It's also a bit sad for her 3 year old…it looks like there was nothing much on her bedroom walls from the pic that she posted. Her bedspread was just simple gray and white. No prints, no patterns, no color. And this is after she's told us that she loves princesses, sparkly things, normal little girl shit. But you're right, that doesn't fit with AMANDA'S aesthetic. Don't mind what the child wants.

 

Such a shame because it's really a nice house. I couldn't imagine buying a home anytime soon (she's a year older than me…) Looked much better when Jami Nato lived there. 

October 18, 2014
12:38 pm
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insta.dumb
Cat
Meows: 20
Snarking Since:
October 10, 2014

I always wonder why she has so many followers on instagram. Her style and her photos are so boring. I don't find her inspiring at all.

October 26, 2014
2:18 am
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annoyed2014
Cat
Meows: 26
Snarking Since:
October 26, 2014

I think she buys her followers. You can do that you know? Lol her followers jump from 50k to 60k In just ONE DAY. I cannot stand how other mommies will comment her son's photos this: "cutest baby everrrr" I mean, ok he's cute I suppose, but I feel like all mothers should be biased and think their own children are the cutest. It seems so wrong to me that they are picking her baby over their own. And geeez, how sad AND boring was Theo's bday party? I was like WTF? This sucks!!! Poor babies. I thought I was the only one noticing her discreet elitist personality. She will pick and choose who she will follow or respond to it's like, why can't She be sweet and genuine to all her followers and commentors as she portrays herself to be via Instagram? From being. "Strapped with cash" to owing an $1345 stroller. She's too much. boringboringboring

October 26, 2014
10:31 pm
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soupstrainer
Cat
Meows: 17
Snarking Since:
December 24, 2013

I have been waiting to see a thread about this moron.  KC is my town and it makes me so ragey for how she portrays her twee lifestyle in my awesome city. fact, her old "flat" was next door to my friend.  glamorize an apartment by calling it a flat. that is so cute. read her old archives, as i did because finding a "local" blogger is always exciting – interesting how much she has changed her average cute lifestyle to OMGKINFOLKALLWHITE. She does not post photos of her husband because while he funds her kinfolk look – he is still the preppy, finance lord huzband. 

 

sorry, i have been holding in this rage for a long time and finally could let it all out! whew i feel gooddrool

November 1, 2014
5:48 pm
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Gretchen Wieners
Hamcat
Meows: 59
Snarking Since:
October 4, 2012

This b***h. I seriously just can't anymore – can you seriously not go on a luxury vacation without mentioning on every gorgeous ocean scene post how much you would rather be wiping your kid's snotty noses and changing dirty diapers? You have no identity outside of a Mother anymore or is it that you have a guilty conscience because you actually are enjoying your vacation and would rather be there instead of at your "homestead?" I just am so annoyed by mothers that act like they have to justify having a good time or leaving their children by saying how much they miss their kids all the time. When I was on my honeymoon in the Dominican Republic for a week I can honestly say that I really didn't "miss miss" my daughter. Of course I missed her in that generic way as all Mamas do but I never once wished I was changing her dirty diapers instead of drinking pina coladas on the beach. I love her more than anything in the world, but I knew that she was in good hands and that this was a very special time for my husband and I. And no I did not feel guilty about feeling that way at all. I am secure enough in my role as a Mama to be able to separate myself from my children. My husband and I have no family where we live and we have not been on a date without our children in over a year so maybe that's part of it. But still. Just enjoy the moment and the fact that you're blessed enough to be on this fabulous vacation. Your kids are probaby loving that you're gone because they'll be able to be kids and actually play with toys and dress up that clashes with your twee white on white on white decor scheme and actually engage in toddler activities instead of your twee bull crap ones. She also seems to vacation quite frequently so if she truly would rather be wiping runny noses than maybe she should stop taking the vacations? There's a thought for ya Mama Watters! Just so sick of the way she over romanticizes every single aspect of her life. She's twee to the point of it being overly nauseating. I'm sure she is a perfectly nice person and a wonderful mother but she is no better of a mother than I or any other woman who can actually separate ourselves from our children without feeling immense guilt and anxiety about it or pretending to do so. Whichever one it is that she does.

November 4, 2014
9:23 pm
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ladylady
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

YOU GUYS….ANOTHER CARIBBEAN VACATION. Was she not just there several times in the past 1-2 years? And the goddamn nerve she has to complain about missing her kids/motherly duties the whole time. I would be furious if I was her husband! Of course, you miss them to an extent, but what about time with your spouse…and enjoying a luxury that several stay-at-home mamas can't afford (again, several times a year).

 

Also, I find this kind of hilarious, but it looks like she has a carbon copy of her floating around on IG – @oldjoy -seriously, look at this woman's feed. The pictures, situation, and the way they style their words are almost identical. 

November 5, 2014
2:33 am
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hobo choses
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Meows: 24
Snarking Since:
June 15, 2014

ladylady said

YOU GUYS….ANOTHER CARIBBEAN VACATION. Was she not just there several times in the past 1-2 years? And the goddamn nerve she has to complain about missing her kids/motherly duties the whole time. I would be furious if I was her husband! Of course, you miss them to an extent, but what about time with your spouse…and enjoying a luxury that several stay-at-home mamas can't afford (again, several times a year).

 

Also, I find this kind of hilarious, but it looks like she has a carbon copy of her floating around on IG – @oldjoy -seriously, look at this woman's feed. The pictures, situation, and the way they style their words are almost identical. 

Ahahaha this oldjoy feed. Shows you how easy it is to be 'special' like them. Wonderful. Even the babies look similarly weird. (sorry for baby snark but I find it hilarious when kids of whimsical mummy blogger ladies look like their boring, breadwinning dads)

November 5, 2014
10:53 pm
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Gretchen Wieners
Hamcat
Meows: 59
Snarking Since:
October 4, 2012

I agree with everything! Sorry for my uber long post above. I just can't with her. There's something about her that makes me annoyed, way more than any other Mommy Blogger. She's just absurd. I wish more people would snark on her. Shut the f**k up and enjoy your Caribeean vacation already. If it's so terrible and earth shattering to pry yourself apart from wiping the Little's noses for a couple of days then here's a solution-don't go. Save the money or let your husband take someone who actually looks like they'll be somewhat fun. Can you imagine what this b***h is like in bed?! She is so boring and homely I can just imagine her interrupting her husband's thrusting to talk about her dream of churning homemade butter. I feel bad for the guy.

November 6, 2014
11:23 am
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ladylady
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

Gretchen Wieners said
 Can you imagine what this b***h is like in bed?! She is so boring and homely I can just imagine her interrupting her husband's thrusting to talk about her dream of churning homemade butter. I feel bad for the guy.

LEGIT CRYING. So spot on!

November 6, 2014
5:18 pm
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Rock the Frock
Hamcat
Meows: 104
Snarking Since:
June 5, 2012

Gretchen Wieners said
This b***h. I seriously just can't anymore – can you seriously not go on a luxury vacation without mentioning on every gorgeous ocean scene post how much you would rather be wiping your kid's snotty noses and changing dirty diapers? You have no identity outside of a Mother anymore or is it that you have a guilty conscience because you actually are enjoying your vacation and would rather be there instead of at your "homestead?" I just am so annoyed by mothers that act like they have to justify having a good time or leaving their children by saying how much they miss their kids all the time. 

 

bandwagon  Yes, this.  If she genuinely feels this way and would rather be home with her kids than in the Caribbean?  Cool, good for her.  But then don't take a f**king vacation.  Stay home and wipe noses.  Money saved, problem solved.



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