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Mama Watters
May 4, 2015
11:28 pm
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Throwing Shade

Fine and Dandy meowed

you have got to be kidding me meowed

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed this, I thought I was losing it. Some of the photos are even exactly the same, it's creepy. I looked at oldjoy's blog and the funny thing is I think she's normal and cynical and probably pretty basic in real life. But for whatever reason she's adopted this weird way of speaking that sounds like she's in little house on the prairie. There's a 3rd too, bonjour moon is on board with the thankfulness, backyard picnics, all white everything and "slow " lifestyle. Plus she just got knocked up too.

 

So I looked up this person and how original. Guess it's a thing now to write long, "inspirational" novels on your IG. Found the best comment in the history of social media on a pic about her kid throwing a fit:

I bet his tantrums sound like the most beautiful music and I picture you holding him and dancing so beautifully. lol lmao

 

 

pukepukepukepuke

May 5, 2015
3:51 pm
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carol

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I'm pretty sure this group has never had an original thought in their lives.

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I'm pretty sure this group has never had an original thought in their lives.

WOW! You guys weren't kidding about the single white femaling that is rampant among these women! Holy shit. So much white and straw hats and pregnant mama bear bellies. I can't figure out who is copying who and I spent way too much time going back in mama watter's insta and she has completely transformed herself from a normal person a complete drone. Her early insta shows a cheesy attempt at a baby nursery which I actually found kind of cute in its basicness. I wonder what her old friends  think. It's like a completely different person.

May 12, 2015
9:07 pm
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ladylady
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Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

I noticed that Amanda started the hashtag #AwayWeGo for all her numerous vacations (who are we kidding, she probs stole it from another floral dress wearing, bump sporting mama bear).

 

I find it super creepy that @oldjoy went on a very similar vacation to the same state as Amanda's family (FL) shortly after their vacay, and hash-tagged the whole thing #AwayWeGo. Not to WK mamawatters, but she is just blatantly ripping her off at this point.

 

Also, all her posts are like "AHHH I LOVE WHEN WE HAVE A SLOW DAY, ITS JUST TO REFRESHING AND INVIGORATING TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING ON THE CALENDAR" Newsflash, Amanda, you are a SAHM. Stop acting like your life is super stressful.  

May 13, 2015
3:28 am
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you have got to be k

ladylady meowed

I noticed that Amanda started the hashtag #AwayWeGo for all her numerous vacations (who are we kidding, she probs stole it from another floral dress wearing, bump sporting mama bear).

 

I find it super creepy that @oldjoy went on a very similar vacation to the same state as Amanda's family (FL) shortly after their vacay, and hash-tagged the whole thing #AwayWeGo. Not to WK mamawatters, but she is just blatantly ripping her off at this point.

 

Also, all her posts are like "AHHH I LOVE WHEN WE HAVE A SLOW DAY, ITS JUST TO REFRESHING AND INVIGORATING TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING ON THE CALENDAR" Newsflash, Amanda, you are a SAHM. Stop acting like your life is super stressful.  

Right? Does she ever leave the house anyway?

That oldjoy chick is creepy. There was awhile back when she posted an almost identical picture, with an almost identical twee, pregnancy related caption minutes after mamawatters posted. I can't figure out if they are friends and doing it together or if she's going to go full on SWF. Is she doing it to confuse mamawatters followers into following her too?

May 13, 2015
3:48 am
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you have got to be k

you have got to be kidding me meowed

ladylady meowed

I noticed that Amanda started the hashtag #AwayWeGo for all her numerous vacations (who are we kidding, she probs stole it from another floral dress wearing, bump sporting mama bear).

 

I find it super creepy that @oldjoy went on a very similar vacation to the same state as Amanda's family (FL) shortly after their vacay, and hash-tagged the whole thing #AwayWeGo. Not to WK mamawatters, but she is just blatantly ripping her off at this point.

 

Also, all her posts are like "AHHH I LOVE WHEN WE HAVE A SLOW DAY, ITS JUST TO REFRESHING AND INVIGORATING TO NOT HAVE ANYTHING ON THE CALENDAR" Newsflash, Amanda, you are a SAHM. Stop acting like your life is super stressful.  

Right? Does she ever leave the house anyway?

That oldjoy chick is creepy. There was awhile back when she posted an almost identical picture, with an almost identical twee, pregnancy related caption minutes after mamawatters posted. I can't figure out if they are friends and doing it together or if she's going to go full on SWF. Is she doing it to confuse mamawatters followers into following her too?

I just scrolled back in her feed and I really liked her older photos of her family. Not as kinfolk-y and staged and very relatable. But whatever she is doing to steal mamawatters followers is working. She's gotten like 10k followers in the last two months.

May 13, 2015
4:29 pm
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meow_mix
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 220
Snarking Since:
March 27, 2013

It gives me the sads that Bev from Bevcooks spends time with this douche. Personality-wise they seem like total opposites. 

May 26, 2015
9:47 pm
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Pete Venkman
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Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
February 18, 2015

I just scrolled back on the mamawatters feed and could not believe how "normal" it used to be. Like the same basic pics we all post. The all white, minimalism, straw, plants hanging from everywhere is bizarre. And she and oldjoy had an identical pic of their bellies looking down into the bassinet. Their language is even similar in their airy descriptions of motherhood, babies wriggling, etc etc. I can't look away.

May 27, 2015
11:50 pm
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ladylady
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

Sorry, but can we just take a moment to appreciate this @oldjoy poem from her website?

 

in two weeks we will know more about you.
nearly halfway there.
choosing names.
tiny pushes against my skin.
you are really in there.
please be okay.

a mother of three. a mother of three.
some days it's like walking through a thick fog.
some days i am lost in loneliness.
worried i will fail you. and you. and you.
please be okay.

taking deep breaths and allow smiles to grow on my face.
kiss and hug them.
love them.
show them worries, but not too much.
cry for them and with them, always.
please be okay.

"mama."
hear every call. listen.
be warm and say, "yes, darling."
dance and sing and imagine falling into clouds.
be warm.
please be okay.

nearly halfway there.
mother of three.
you can do this. you can do this.
everything you need is here.
you'll be okay.

 

…….eek

 

Won't be long before we see both her and @mamawatters to this new site I happened upon (seriously, is every "hey mama" 105 lbs. and participating in a fashion photo shoot?). Have fun reading the insanely twee profiles.

http://www.discoverheymama.co

May 31, 2015
12:21 am
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Pete Venkman
Cat
Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
February 18, 2015

And now ohjoy had a shot of her bare belly laying in her bed just like mamawatters did a week ago. I love that everyone's waxing poetic about parenthood while holding their phone over their head, apparently, to get that perfect shot of that not at all staged moment. Seriously, girls, try actually enjoying the moment and not setting it all up for the perfect insta shot.

May 31, 2015
12:29 am
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Mayakovsky

1.) It's pretty damn creepy that the oldjoy chick copies her life off of Amanda's. It's blatantly obvious…doesn't this woman have any idea that people can see what she's doing and that it comes off as weird?

 

2.) Why do all of these dumbass mommy bloggers leave near me? Between Mama Watters and Stiletto Me Up, I can't deal. 

May 31, 2015
10:37 pm
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ladylady
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

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https://instagram.com/p/3KCpANR-ko/?taken-by=mamawatters

joy

https://instagram.com/p/3Rr4SrBFHA/?taken-by=oldjoy

 

Ughhh I can't believe how hilarious this is. THIS IS THE SAME f**kING PHOTO. Did she go out and buy an identical water pail just for the purpose of this photo?

June 2, 2015
12:18 pm
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buppie
Cat
Meows: 30
Snarking Since:
May 30, 2013

I cannot deal with theos manbun. if your child's hair is in its face then maybe it's time for a haircut???

June 20, 2015
9:46 pm
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Pete Venkman
Cat
Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
February 18, 2015

SWF alert. Four days ago, mamawatters posted a pic of her belly wearing the twee "mama bird" shirt (because this crew identifies themselves as nothing more than a vessel to carry and feed children). Just now, oldjoy posted a pic of her belly and her kid wearing the "baby bird" shirt. I'm honestly fascinated by this. Is there no shame at the blatant photo knock-offs? Can't wait till there's competing above the head photos of their newborns in all neutral clothing. Nothing screams "new life" like exploiting them on instagram!



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