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Mama Watters
June 29, 2015
7:07 pm
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ladylady
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Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
May 26, 2014

And she named her precious gift for God….Alfie.

 

Sorry but Theodore and Alfie are going to hate her guts when they're teenagers. Or at least have less embarrassing permanent nicknames or middle names that they go by.

 

All I can picture is Alf. [Image Can Not Be Found]

July 1, 2015
10:53 am
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woman laughing alone with chickens
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Meows: 102
Snarking Since:
April 18, 2013

swhocares

ladylady meowed

And she named her precious gift for God….Alfie.

 

Sorry but Theodore and Alfie are going to hate her guts when they're teenagers. Or at least have less embarrassing permanent nicknames or middle names that they go by.

 

All I can picture is Alf. [Image Can Not Be Found]

I expected something twee and hipster, but ALFIE?! rolleyes

July 1, 2015
12:13 pm
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Mayakovsky

Oh dear god, Alfie?!

July 1, 2015
9:22 pm
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123xyz
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 258
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2014

Are those pants she puts ALFIE (so sorry, kid) in supposed to go up to his armpits?

July 1, 2015
11:32 pm
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ughughugheww
Kitten
Meows: 8
Snarking Since:
July 1, 2015

Please don't even get me started on mamawatters and Old Joy. First of all who talks like they do?? Referring to them self as Mama is so annoying I could die. And who says "counting kicks from within?" How about feeling the baby kick? They try soooo hard to be women from the 1800's. And don't even get me started on Mama Bird shirts…please I can't handle it. The freaking straw bags and Blooms!!!!! They are FLOWERS!! If they could throw just one bad day in there maybe I could stand it but who are they trying to impress it's so fake. They only respond to the people they think have enough followers. I'm even to the point where if I see one more food pic from above with kids hands grabbing the food I will die. These people are sooooo unoriginal. They all just copy copy copy. From the word to the decor it's pathetic. Shots from above of just their legs and a baby or baby bump. Hanging straw bags from hat hooks…gotta have the hat hook thing…tree swings, and always wholesome wholesome food and essential oils. Sorry I could go On and on. This is only the beginning.

July 3, 2015
9:09 pm
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123xyz
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 258
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2014

ughughugheww meowed
Please don't even get me started on mamawatters and Old Joy. First of all who talks like they do?? Referring to them self as Mama is so annoying I could die. And who says "counting kicks from within?" How about feeling the baby kick? They try soooo hard to be women from the 1800's. And don't even get me started on Mama Bird shirts…please I can't handle it. The freaking straw bags and Blooms!!!!! They are FLOWERS!! If they could throw just one bad day in there maybe I could stand it but who are they trying to impress it's so fake. They only respond to the people they think have enough followers. I'm even to the point where if I see one more food pic from above with kids hands grabbing the food I will die. These people are sooooo unoriginal. They all just copy copy copy. From the word to the decor it's pathetic. Shots from above of just their legs and a baby or baby bump. Hanging straw bags from hat hooks…gotta have the hat hook thing…tree swings, and always wholesome wholesome food and essential oils. Sorry I could go On and on. This is only the beginning.

I wish I could watch them for a day just to see the exhausting lengths they go to for that perfect shot. "Stella, pretend to grab the sustenance, but don't actually touch it. Again. Again. Hold your appendage more like this. Again." All while standing on a chair. Why not just enjoy your babies and embrace life and its imperfections?

July 5, 2015
12:22 am
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sodiepopspecial
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Meows: 32
Snarking Since:
June 18, 2015

mltx meowed

ughughugheww meowed
Please don't even get me started on mamawatters and Old Joy. First of all who talks like they do?? Referring to them self as Mama is so annoying I could die. And who says "counting kicks from within?" How about feeling the baby kick? They try soooo hard to be women from the 1800's. And don't even get me started on Mama Bird shirts…please I can't handle it. The freaking straw bags and Blooms!!!!! They are FLOWERS!! If they could throw just one bad day in there maybe I could stand it but who are they trying to impress it's so fake. They only respond to the people they think have enough followers. I'm even to the point where if I see one more food pic from above with kids hands grabbing the food I will die. These people are sooooo unoriginal. They all just copy copy copy. From the word to the decor it's pathetic. Shots from above of just their legs and a baby or baby bump. Hanging straw bags from hat hooks…gotta have the hat hook thing…tree swings, and always wholesome wholesome food and essential oils. Sorry I could go On and on. This is only the beginning.

I wish I could watch them for a day just to see the exhausting lengths they go to for that perfect shot. "Stella, pretend to grab the sustenance, but don't actually touch it. Again. Again. Hold your appendage more like this. Again." All while standing on a chair. Why not just enjoy your babies and embrace life and its imperfections?

Oh my gosh, totally. That is exactly what I imagine which these shots. Except it goes a little more like this, "Oh Jimmy, crap you woke up before you were supposed to! Dang it! Now I can't get my shot. Ok, Jimmy, just pretend to be asleep. No, no don't make that face!!! Look peaceful! Come on Jimmy, mommy will give you candy if you do it. Dang it Jimmy!!!!!!!!!! Get back here!!! Ugh…ok what else can I pretend is happening…oh you right there…go stand by the white wall, oh but first take off those pink crocs and put on these uncomfortable leather shoes and these jumper from 1930. Just do it!!! I'll let you put your Ariel t-shirt on in a second!"

No one's life is like this, and I feel bad for kids who are just props in their stupid white on white blah blah image.

July 5, 2015
12:25 am
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sodiepopspecial
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Meows: 32
Snarking Since:
June 18, 2015

also I had to post this doozy of a quote:

"like shaking a jar of river water, they tend to stir up so much sediment in my mama heart, eventually settling into a place that is very much bittersweet."

 

GAG GAG GAG. Get over yourself and talk normal! A sentence shouldn't require so much dang work.

July 5, 2015
10:49 pm
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123xyz
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 258
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2014

sodiepopspecial meowed

also I had to post this doozy of a quote:

"like shaking a jar of river water, they tend to stir up so much sediment in my mama heart, eventually settling into a place that is very much bittersweet."

 

GAG GAG GAG. Get over yourself and talk normal! A sentence shouldn't require so much dang work.

puke

Seriously, wtf… Why???

July 13, 2015
12:30 am
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Pete Venkman
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Meows: 18
Snarking Since:
February 18, 2015

Awkward! Someone straight up called mamawatters out for copying Amelia on the IG of her wooden broom. She didn't like that so much.

July 13, 2015
4:20 am
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Hatesex Juju
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 410
Snarking Since:
June 23, 2014

Pete Venkman meowed
Awkward! Someone straight up called mamawatters out for copying Amelia on the IG of her wooden broom. She didn't like that so much.

She deleted the original comment, but she continued to talk about it with thise who defend her.go_away

July 15, 2015
8:46 pm
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sodiepopspecial
Cat
Meows: 32
Snarking Since:
June 18, 2015

Who is this Amelia? I gotta look her up.

August 12, 2015
6:26 pm
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Resting Trump Face
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 406
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

sodiepopspecial meowed
Who is this Amelia? I gotta look her up.

Instagram ameliamarthelia.  Blog is thehomebook.  It's actually a really nice account and blog, though not updated much. No hate.

 

In other news, I feel really bad for Amanda's oldest child, the girl.  She is so clearly replaced by babies.  She is barely appearing in her feed now.

 

Also, in oldjoy news, wow that chick loves posting her areolas.



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