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Mama Watters
January 6, 2017
5:38 pm
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getsushi&notpay
Kitten
Meows: 9
Snarking Since:
January 6, 2017

newhere

 

Long-time lurker here. 

 

I seriously do not understand how these prairie mamas have so many followers!  Between Mama Watters and Old Joy and BurtsBris and whoever else…all the white and brown bores me to death!  Have any of these folks heard of COLOR!?  Color is natural, you know.  It's everywhere in nature!  It's non-toxic!

 

Well, I guess they use *some* color.  All those dried oranges…

January 7, 2017
3:56 am
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Oh no you didnt
Hamcat
Meows: 150
Snarking Since:
April 15, 2016

That Squirky meowed

Alice meowed

Resting Trump Face meowed
Burtsbrisplease is literally entering her card info to order that sled as we speak, I'm guessing.

roflroflrofl

She actually posted this BEFORE the other two posted theirs. So maybe she wins the sled award?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOx2GO3hX9T/?taken-by=burtsbrisplease

At least her kid is wearing a real snowsuit, though the baby needs more layers. (Midwestern mom here… We definitely took our kid out in the carrier while wearing snow shoes, but we had more layers over it. I guess then you can't get featured on the Solly IG if you cover up the carrier?

The only reason he is wearing a proper snowsuit is because it's sponsored by Polarn O. Pyret, a scandinavian children's clothing and outdoor clothing line. If you know a scandinavian, then you know they have a saying that goes something like, "There's no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing." Polarn O. Pyret probably saw this post…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNNBBXoBi21/

January 7, 2017
8:21 am
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14846
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

This has nothing to do with anything, but I am STILL laughing about "where did you get your brown wrapping paper?" It just kind of sums up in one stupid question all the ridiculousness of the prariefolk mamagram circlejerk.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOXzDLIhQCf/?taken-by=burtsbrisplease

It's brown paper. I mean for f**ks sake. lmao

~*~ garbage person ~*~
January 7, 2017
10:09 am
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Resting Trump Face
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 406
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

I like that she thanks someone else for the idea, basically because that is the theme of her feed.

January 7, 2017
2:17 pm
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Little Broom On The Prairie
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2707
Snarking Since:
December 16, 2013

Racking up more points for The Great Prairie Sled Competition of 2017!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO73ao6jxQZ/?taken-by=mamawatters&hl=en

However, we have a dark horse contender … Amelia, Queen of All Prairie Mamas, who posted two weeks ago:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOIa18SBU_R/?taken-by=ameliamarthelia&hl=en

Points deducted for the brand of sled. Sorry, Mother Marthelia.

January 7, 2017
2:32 pm
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Savethetoddlers
Kitten
Meows: 4
Snarking Since:
December 22, 2016

Poo brown wrapping paper with dried oranges. I bet the kids are all so excited by that lol. Along with their all white bedrooms with natural wood accentsidontknow

January 7, 2017
2:51 pm
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14846
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

Savethetoddlers meowed
Poo brown wrapping paper with dried oranges. I bet the kids are all so excited by that lol. Along with their all white bedrooms with natural wood accentsidontknow

I don't have a problem with cheap brown paper wrapping per se – I got my share of birthday presents wrapped in inside out brown grocery bags being raised by people who apparently invented the word 'frugal' and I never loved the present any less because of it – but seriously, asking where to get it? It's brown paper. It's available all over the place with the click of a google search button. Do people really need an affiliate link to buy the exact same roll of brown parcel paper as their mamagram idols? If so then those fanpoodles need to get a grip.

drool

~*~ garbage person ~*~
January 7, 2017
8:46 pm
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Savethetoddlers
Kitten
Meows: 4
Snarking Since:
December 22, 2016

Alice meowed

Savethetoddlers meowed
Poo brown wrapping paper with dried oranges. I bet the kids are all so excited by that lol. Along with their all white bedrooms with natural wood accentsidontknow

I don't have a problem with cheap brown paper wrapping per se – I got my share of birthday presents wrapped in inside out brown grocery bags being raised by people who apparently invented the word 'frugal' and I never loved the present any less because of it – but seriously, asking where to get it? It's brown paper. It's available all over the place with the click of a google search button. Do people really need an affiliate link to buy the exact same roll of brown parcel paper as their mamagram idols? If so then those fanpoodles need to get a grip.

drool

They probably are just hoping she will acknowledge their existence so they ask a dumb question and wait like drool

January 10, 2017
4:06 pm
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Another Thing
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 399
Snarking Since:
April 23, 2014

At least one comment on her "no TV" Instagram is throwing major shade re: plenty of TV still seen in her snaps.

Has anyone else noticed that Jessie J girl comments multiple times on Mw's Instagram with rarely a reply?

January 10, 2017
4:24 pm
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Oh no you didnt
Hamcat
Meows: 150
Snarking Since:
April 15, 2016

I am so sick of her preaching about how they don't have a TV anymore when we all know damn well they have one in that attic of theirs and use it!

January 10, 2017
4:41 pm
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Resting Trump Face
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 406
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

She snaps more from upstairs in front of the TV now. That's the only change. Also, please stop rearranging your living room. It was great until you kept going with it and now it looks cheap.

Also, her most recent snap had two of the kids naked in the bathtub as she walked by them. What is wrong with these mothers?

January 10, 2017
10:27 pm
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14846
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPGFEtFjfhI/?taken-by=mamawatters

 

Well I guess I have to throw out my house slippers now. Sigh.

~*~ garbage person ~*~
January 10, 2017
10:45 pm
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artisanal twitter account
Hamcat
Meows: 102
Snarking Since:
September 5, 2015

Is it really a big deal to be omg tv freee when you can look at tv on your computer, tablet, and phone with ease? Get over yourselves, prairie blamamas.



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