May 29, 2013
artisanal twitter account meowed
Is it really a big deal to be omg tv freee when you can look at tv on your computer, tablet, and phone with ease? Get over yourselves, prairie blamamas.
For real. Maybe they just can't afford cable what with all their frivolous shopping sprees.
I'm a basement dwelling poor but I have Hulu and Netflix. Not gonna canonize her for getting rid of a TV
However, I'll wait to see how long before OJ gets rid of her TV
May 19, 2014
For someone who is so "intentional" and too good for a TV in the living room, it blows my mind that she has her phone out recording at the dinner table or has the time to write novels under every Instagram photo.
February 12, 2016
Well I guess I have to throw out my house slippers now. Sigh.
No way, dude. I have those slippers too and they are the best damn slippies ever. Don't let the mama-washing ruin them for you.
December 16, 2013
This isn't a big deal, offensive, whatever … just something I find so strange. She posts a picture of herself in the bathtub, holding a book, with this caption:
"mamawatters a long exhale + geranium salts and lavender buds + a tattered, watermarked book about how to do motherhood with more patience + off supper duty + God i love my husband + pondering my supper + charcuterie plate? + just heard the washer beep but i'm so done for the night + hot water numbing, numbing, numbing + candles flickering, a tangible reminder of just how wonderful it is to be able to take a dip alone + calvin harris jamming in the kitchen + kids are dancing, i think + grateful to be tired because i get to chase them around all day + grateful for this sore body that made those turkeys, even if i don't understand it + hormones are bleh + me time is not bleh + me time is"
I just think of how people addicted to social media attention can't even take a bath without sharing it, and hoping for headpats. A bath! FFS.
Probably BEC of me, but I just find it bizarre. Our society is so weird. I remember pre-internet days, get off my lawn, and if someone had said to me, "Little Broom? Someday you will be able to see complete strangers taking baths, while other strangers express love for the bath person", I would have thought, huh? Why?
ETA: But I'll touché myself, because they would have added, "…and you will be on another site, discussing it."
February 22, 2012
Her bathtub looks kinda icky to me
August 30, 2016
I also found great pleasure with the fact that her bathtub looked moldy and yucky. If you look closely in several of her posts you'll see the gross imperfections in her "perfect" home.
Also, Ms. Watters, we all know you are not reading that "tattered" mama book in the tub. We know this because you spent 20 minutes taking and filtering your perfect Instagram shot and by time you typed out your drolling description of your amazing bath, your book, blah, blah, blah then your bath water was cold.