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Mama Watters
January 10, 2017
11:25 pm
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cece22
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1175
Snarking Since:
May 29, 2013

artisanal twitter account meowed

Is it really a big deal to be omg tv freee when you can look at tv on your computer, tablet, and phone with ease? Get over yourselves, prairie blamamas.

For real. Maybe they just can't afford cable what with all their frivolous shopping sprees.

I'm a basement dwelling poor but I have Hulu and Netflix. Not gonna canonize her for getting rid of a TV

However, I'll wait to see how long before OJ gets rid of her TV

January 12, 2017
2:33 pm
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HaleyJo
Cat
Meows: 19
Snarking Since:
May 19, 2014

For someone who is so "intentional" and too good for a TV in the living room, it blows my mind that she has her phone out recording at the dinner table or has the time to write novels under every Instagram photo.

January 12, 2017
3:20 pm
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suicidal houseplant
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 616
Snarking Since:
February 12, 2016

Alice meowed

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPGFEtFjfhI/?taken-by=mamawatters

 

Well I guess I have to throw out my house slippers now. Sigh.

No way, dude. I have those slippers too and they are the best damn slippies ever. Don't let the mama-washing ruin them for you.

January 17, 2017
9:07 am
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Little Broom On The Prairie
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2842
Snarking Since:
December 16, 2013

This isn't a big deal, offensive, whatever … just something I find so strange. She posts a picture of herself in the bathtub, holding a book, with this caption:

"mamawatters a long exhale + geranium salts and lavender buds + a tattered, watermarked book about how to do motherhood with more patience + off supper duty + God i love my husband + pondering my supper + charcuterie plate? + just heard the washer beep but i'm so done for the night + hot water numbing, numbing, numbing + candles flickering, a tangible reminder of just how wonderful it is to be able to take a dip alone + calvin harris jamming in the kitchen + kids are dancing, i think + grateful to be tired because i get to chase them around all day + grateful for this sore body that made those turkeys, even if i don't understand it + hormones are bleh + me time is not bleh + me time is"

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I just think of how people addicted to social media attention can't even take a bath without sharing it, and hoping for headpats. A bath! FFS.

Probably BEC of me, but I just find it bizarre. Our society is so weird. I remember pre-internet days, get off my lawn, and if someone had said to me, "Little Broom? Someday you will be able to see complete strangers taking baths, while other strangers express love for the bath person", I would have thought, huh? Why?

ETA: But I'll touché myself, because they would have added, "…and you will be on another site, discussing it." lmao

January 17, 2017
9:55 am
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TrashFace
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 293
Snarking Since:
February 22, 2012

Her bathtub looks kinda icky to me chair

January 17, 2017
2:08 pm
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Angry Yoga Instructor
Cat
Meows: 11
Snarking Since:
August 30, 2016

I also found great pleasure with the fact that her bathtub looked moldy and yucky. If you look closely in several of her posts you'll see the gross imperfections in her "perfect" home.

Also, Ms. Watters, we all know you are not reading that "tattered" mama book in the tub. We know this because you spent 20 minutes taking and filtering your perfect Instagram shot and by time you typed out your drolling description of your amazing bath, your book, blah, blah, blah then your bath water was cold.

January 22, 2017
2:34 am
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This Little GOMIly of Mine
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 423
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

Credit where credit is due: Amanda took Stella to a women's rights march today. Good on her, no shade. She won at parenting today.

January 22, 2017
12:34 pm
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Angry Yoga Instructor
Cat
Meows: 11
Snarking Since:
August 30, 2016

Absolutely! I was pleased to see that as well. I also loved the play-dough of hearts and rainbows. She's a sweet woman and I've never doubted her being a great mom. She seems to genuinely seek self-improvement in healthy forms. Which makes me believe she's learning her instafame is not as fulfilling as it once was for her. Kudos, Amanda!

January 30, 2017
10:59 pm
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Great Depression Chic
Cat
Meows: 42
Snarking Since:
January 21, 2016

Did anyone see the video of MW's eldest son giggling about trains?  It was super cute, but the way she phrased the caption was so strange to me.  She said, "This needs to live here permanently…"  Uhhhh, why?  Why does a video of your kid need to stay on the internet for hundreds of thousands of strangers to see?  I guess I just don't understand this incessant need to overshare with strangers.  

Though that does seem to be the bread and butter of these instamamas.drool

February 4, 2017
4:49 pm
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mamafoxi
Cat
Meows: 38
Snarking Since:
January 23, 2016

Anyone notice the constant rearranging and redecorating this woman does?  I mean, we went over the gross chair covers and the tv move upstairs.  The gross chair covers are gone. But the painting behind the breakfast nook table constantly changes.  The chairs around her dining room table have all been replaced with country farmy chairs that look uncomfortable and aren't cuter than what she had, the dining room is in a constant state of rearrangement.  She had the kids art table for a month, the hutch was on a different wall.  Then she got a buttler pantry or buffet or whatever they're called and the hutch cabinet is on the wall where the kids art corner was, before that a plant was.  The kids rooms are constantly changing.  Stella had an ikea bed, now she has a vintage white poster bed.  I'm sure the boys rooms are next, she probably needs to find a set of twin jenny lind beds.  Like….dearestdaughters or whatever. Her bedroom nightstand changes every few weeks, as does the art above her bed and nightstand.  The little lights are gone.  I don't know who has the time with 3 kids to constantly rearrange and buy and replace all their furniture, let alone the money.  The rug in the living room is different.  What does her husband say?  Honestly this is an addiction, just like her constant engagement on IG.  I couldn't imagine how much shopping this women does.

February 4, 2017
6:00 pm
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Oh no you didnt
Hamcat
Meows: 163
Snarking Since:
April 15, 2016

mamafoxi meowed

Anyone notice the constant rearranging and redecorating this woman does?  I mean, we went over the gross chair covers and the tv move upstairs.  The gross chair covers are gone. But the painting behind the breakfast nook table constantly changes.  The chairs around her dining room table have all been replaced with country farmy chairs that look uncomfortable and aren't cuter than what she had, the dining room is in a constant state of rearrangement.  She had the kids art table for a month, the hutch was on a different wall.  Then she got a buttler pantry or buffet or whatever they're called and the hutch cabinet is on the wall where the kids art corner was, before that a plant was.  The kids rooms are constantly changing.  Stella had an ikea bed, now she has a vintage white poster bed.  I'm sure the boys rooms are next, she probably needs to find a set of twin jenny lind beds.  Like….dearestdaughters or whatever. Her bedroom nightstand changes every few weeks, as does the art above her bed and nightstand.  The little lights are gone.  I don't know who has the time with 3 kids to constantly rearrange and buy and replace all their furniture, let alone the money.  The rug in the living room is different.  What does her husband say?  Honestly this is an addiction, just like her constant engagement on IG.  I couldn't imagine how much shopping this women does.

Yep, totally and she's constantly buying more shit to fill their house that is already full! I think over the last 7-8 months her entire aesthetic has taken a turn for the worse. So much old, used, thrifty shit now. For someone who is all about living simply, their house is beginning to look pretty cluster f*cked.

February 5, 2017
12:59 pm
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This Little GOMIly of Mine
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 423
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

The rugs are constantly moving around the house too. I feel like she peaked two years ago and should have stopped then; now the house looks cheaper because of all of it. I really wish she would take that window off her kitchen ceiling, it looks terrible.

February 5, 2017
4:29 pm
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diamond lil
Cat
Meows: 40
Snarking Since:
November 24, 2016

Totally agree. I find it amusingly hypocritical that she preaches a life of minimalism and simplicity but her home looks like a Value Village before Christmas. I can only imagine what's stuffed in the drawers, behind the cupboards, and in boxes in the basement…



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