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Mama Watters
September 11, 2015
7:33 pm
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Enjoying the Small Brows
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Meows: 54
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2014

I don't mean to white knight, because I can't stand these women (as pretty as their photos may be), but younger kids are just happier to be photographed. Stella is at an age where she likely doesn't cooperate a whole lot when asked to stay still and smile. Even if my oldest kitten, who is about the same age, is playing nicely or reading or something and I go to snap a photo, he will run away or ask me not to take it. So I respect that, and my Instagram feed is mostly full of my two year old kitten who is happy to pose and shout "cheeeeeese" all the live long day. I mean, this woman is horrible, but the baby and the toddler probably just haven't gotten sick of their mother sticking her phone in their faces 24/7 yet.

September 11, 2015
7:48 pm
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Secret Prairie Dog
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Meows: 228
Snarking Since:
September 13, 2013

That Squirky meowed
Well it appears Chalk White Arrow is also a part of this crowd now. She's tagging @mamawatters and appears to ALSO have praying man in her new house. I guess her old house was Taza/Bleubird and her new space is this new mamawatters/dearestdaughters aesthetic (the latter is the only one I actually had to remove from my feed because I couldn't take the staging anymore).

It's too bad. I've been rooting for Sara from CWA, because she was starting to have her own style and find her voice.

 

I find it hilarious that this is the trendy print to have for Christian Kinfolk Hipsters. My mother in-law has had this print in her home for decades. I'm going to tell her how hip she is! I'd ask if I could borrow it for my white living room but I don't even have photos of my own grandpas on display so I really don't want to put up a print of some random old dude praying. Maybe I should order this one instead dance:

http://www.amazon.com/Gratitude-Praying-Religious-Picture-Art/dp/B003YVAHE6/ref=pd_sim_201_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1AZPQKB7RKP1H0RSEB9E&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_

September 12, 2015
3:25 pm
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arrogantcat
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Meows: 40
Snarking Since:
February 27, 2015

HooperMD meowed

Now they're painting the FLOORS white too?

If I was Jami Nato, I'd have trouble not commenting 'WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE BEAUTIFUL ATTIC WE BUILT'.

For reference — even though it pains me because blergh, Jami Nato — here's what the attic looked like before Amanda stripped that house of any character. ( http://www.thenatos.com/2012/08/attic-renovation-before-and-after.html?m=1 )

Black floors and painted stripes? How very pinterest 2012. Unless stripping back to original wood was an option I'd be painting those light-sucking monstrosities white too, and I've never heard of these copycat chicks. I cannot understand why anyone would want their space to be gloomier.

September 17, 2015
7:35 pm
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babies need privacy,

I don't know where to put this, but it seems to fit here:
https://instagram.com/p/7sty5RhFLK/

Full, hot mug of tea right next to her nursing baby, other hand taking lordknowshowmany shots of this…leg warmers, strategically placed blanket…um, it's been in the 80s all week.

3,000+ likes.

Please help. Please explain these women.

idontknow

September 18, 2015
8:45 pm
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Resting Trump Face
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 406
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

My new favorite Instagram, SocialityBarbie, posted a great Mama Watters-esque photo yesterday.  I love whomever it is that created that account, it's so perfect.  

October 5, 2015
1:24 am
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insta.dumb
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Meows: 20
Snarking Since:
October 10, 2014

babies need privacy, meowed

I don't know where to put this, but it seems to fit here:
https://instagram.com/p/7sty5RhFLK/

Full, hot mug of tea right next to her nursing baby, other hand taking lordknowshowmany shots of this…leg warmers, strategically placed blanket…um, it's been in the 80s all week.

3,000+ likes.

Please help. Please explain these women.

idontknow

Seriously! That picture looks so staged and that poor child is like what is that cup doing next to my head.
There are so many accounts on insta like this. it's like some cult almost that all these mamas belong to.

October 8, 2015
2:26 am
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

insta.dumb meowed

babies need privacy, meowed

I don't know where to put this, but it seems to fit here:
https://instagram.com/p/7sty5RhFLK/

Full, hot mug of tea right next to her nursing baby, other hand taking lordknowshowmany shots of this…leg warmers, strategically placed blanket…um, it's been in the 80s all week.

3,000+ likes.

Please help. Please explain these women.

idontknow

Seriously! That picture looks so staged and that poor child is like what is that cup doing next to my head.
There are so many accounts on insta like this. it's like some cult almost that all these mamas belong to.

Is this b***h wearing diapers in this photo? WTF is going on.

https://instagram.com/p/8iy-82hFF8/

October 8, 2015
1:03 pm
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Ghee Buttersnaps
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Meows: 160
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2015

I went and checked oldjoy IG feed. eek
You know those words that make you want to punch a wall? For me that's when people try to make cutesy words out of normal things! Like mama, papa, mama's milk, nursling. WTF? Also, even her kids name is obscure like Mama Watters.. Rufus Otto???

October 8, 2015
3:34 pm
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

All My Life meowed
I went and checked oldjoy IG feed. eek
You know those words that make you want to punch a wall? For me that's when people try to make cutesy words out of normal things! Like mama, papa, mama's milk, nursling. WTF? Also, even her kids name is obscure like Mama Watters.. Rufus Otto???

Haha, you know what the hysterical thing is? For all this faux country-bumpkin-slow-living bullshit, oldjoy's real life seems pretty different. I went down a rabbithole yesterday of "research." I'm not sure what her husband does, but he does seem to dick around a lot on YouTube and partake in a lot of online rants with randos about conspiracy theories. Who knew that type of online life meshed with the Kinfolk-bullshit lifestyle!

FTR, there's nothing wrong with dicking around on YouTube and being a little conspiracy theory-ey (we all do that to a certain extent), but it's funny to see the reality of a messy, technology-filled life with what's portray on Insta as this quiet, quaint country life.

October 15, 2015
9:44 pm
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Another Thing
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 399
Snarking Since:
April 23, 2014

I'm super into talking about these peeps! First, I do honestly prefer this aesthetic. However, is it attainable for me (or anyone) all the time? No. And do I want to waste my time posing that much? Heck no.

What a circle of weird copying going on in the cyber world. It's always funny to think about what extended relatives/real folk perceive in styles like this.

I can't find the New York or Cayman Island posts … must be deleted due to criticism? 

Finally: this pic. Just in case you had to see her abs #PostBaby

October 16, 2015
4:26 am
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

What about the aesthetic do you like? To me, it looks like this faux-country-simple-living bullshit. It's totally not real because, given the number of kids they have and the Internet-pleasing pressure they must feel, their lives must be messy. Like, the kind of messy that is the absolute opposite of this fake Little House on the Prairie shit. 

And the way they write. Who writes like that? Who uses the word "supper" to describe dinner? It's so forced and put-on. These people are basic f**king b***hes (scroll down their Instas, and you'll see how they morphed from Ugg boots and Home Goods décor to this Kinfolk life, it's fascinating) who just like white and writing in grammatically questionable sentences.

Honestly, beyond being mothers, what do these people do? Do they just mother and go on Insta to document their mothering? I don't know anything about them. They're freaks.

Writing this after like four boxes of Franzia btw.

October 17, 2015
9:52 pm
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123xyz
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 258
Snarking Since:
January 20, 2014

FunnyShits meowed

What about the aesthetic do you like? To me, it looks like this faux-country-simple-living bullshit. It's totally not real because, given the number of kids they have and the Internet-pleasing pressure they must feel, their lives must be messy. Like, the kind of messy that is the absolute opposite of this fake Little House on the Prairie shit. 

And the way they write. Who writes like that? Who uses the word "supper" to describe dinner? It's so forced and put-on. These people are basic f**king b***hes (scroll down their Instas, and you'll see how they morphed from Ugg boots and Home Goods décor to this Kinfolk life, it's fascinating) who just like white and writing in grammatically questionable sentences.

Honestly, beyond being mothers, what do these people do? Do they just mother and go on Insta to document their mothering? I don't know anything about them. They're freaks.

Writing this after like four boxes of Franzia btw.

smiley-signs064

And why must they all mention "mama's milk" so often? puke
"Full on mama's milk." You have a newborn. What else would he be full on? Is it just to make a point that these babies are breastfed? It's a weird thing to specifically mention in post after post after post.

October 18, 2015
12:58 am
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Ghee Buttersnaps
Hamcat
Meows: 160
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2015

mltx meowed

FunnyShits meowed

What about the aesthetic do you like? To me, it looks like this faux-country-simple-living bullshit. It's totally not real because, given the number of kids they have and the Internet-pleasing pressure they must feel, their lives must be messy. Like, the kind of messy that is the absolute opposite of this fake Little House on the Prairie shit. 

And the way they write. Who writes like that? Who uses the word "supper" to describe dinner? It's so forced and put-on. These people are basic f**king b***hes (scroll down their Instas, and you'll see how they morphed from Ugg boots and Home Goods décor to this Kinfolk life, it's fascinating) who just like white and writing in grammatically questionable sentences.

Honestly, beyond being mothers, what do these people do? Do they just mother and go on Insta to document their mothering? I don't know anything about them. They're freaks.

Writing this after like four boxes of Franzia btw.

smiley-signs064

And why must they all mention "mama's milk" so often? puke
"Full on mama's milk." You have a newborn. What else would he be full on? Is it just to make a point that these babies are breastfed? It's a weird thing to specifically mention in post after post after post.

I will say that I say supper sometimes in reference to dinner. I'm even guilty of calling my mom "MaMa" on occasion. But I'm also from the Deep South so that might have something to do with it. Yes, the mamas milk thing still weirds me out. It's almost like they have this weird of obsession with talking about breast feeding. Like you said….it's a baby. Of course they're full on milk.



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