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Mama Watters
October 18, 2015
9:29 am
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SpeckleyJim
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September 4, 2015

All My Life meowed
I went and checked oldjoy IG feed. eek
You know those words that make you want to punch a wall? For me that's when people try to make cutesy words out of normal things! Like mama, papa, mama's milk, nursling. WTF? Also, even her kids name is obscure like Mama Watters.. Rufus Otto???

Why the f**k would you inflict that name on your child?

October 19, 2015
1:53 am
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Prairie Porn
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Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

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What about the aesthetic do you like? To me, it looks like this faux-country-simple-living bullshit. It's totally not real because, given the number of kids they have and the Internet-pleasing pressure they must feel, their lives must be messy. Like, the kind of messy that is the absolute opposite of this fake Little House on the Prairie shit. 

And the way they write. Who writes like that? Who uses the word "supper" to describe dinner? It's so forced and put-on. These people are basic f**king b***hes (scroll down their Instas, and you'll see how they morphed from Ugg boots and Home Goods décor to this Kinfolk life, it's fascinating) who just like white and writing in grammatically questionable sentences.

Honestly, beyond being mothers, what do these people do? Do they just mother and go on Insta to document their mothering? I don't know anything about them. They're freaks.

Writing this after like four boxes of Franzia btw.

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And why must they all mention "mama's milk" so often? puke
"Full on mama's milk." You have a newborn. What else would he be full on? Is it just to make a point that these babies are breastfed? It's a weird thing to specifically mention in post after post after post.

I will say that I say supper sometimes in reference to dinner. I'm even guilty of calling my mom "MaMa" on occasion. But I'm also from the Deep South so that might have something to do with it. Yes, the mamas milk thing still weirds me out. It's almost like they have this weird of obsession with talking about breast feeding. Like you said….it's a baby. Of course they're full on milk.

I just wasted like 10 minutes of my life surveying the use of "supper" vs. "dinner" by region, and there doesn't seem to be a consensus. So I'll give her an iota of the benefit of the doubt on that front. But barely. Given how phony she is with her apparent desire to live in “simpler times” or whatever the f**k, I’m going to assume the use “supper” is part of her schtick.

I thought you all might enjoy this exercise in compare and contrast.

Pre-Kinfolk subscription:

Side note: the lack of tailoring—or the awful tailoring—on the dude's suit is TOTALLY PISSING ME OFF.

Pretty basic yuppie white people. Kinda boring.

After ten-year perma-subscription to Kinfolk:

Decor, pre-Kinfolk:

Insane asylum at present:

I know tastes and style change over time (I think there was <5 years between the before and afters), but there's something really strategic and Insta-conformist about her conversion.

I also just read one of her blog entries. This b***h, who uses “its” and “it’s” synonymously, homeschools her kids? And was once worked professionally as a teacher? F**k *me*.

One last snark, but I'm totally getting a gay vibe from her husband:

I just realized this may have launched me into the next stratosphere of creepiness, but whatevs, this shit is all open to the public to look at and admire. lol

October 19, 2015
8:53 am
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Winter Girlfriend
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Meows: 106
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March 22, 2012

FunnyShits meowed

 

I just realized this may have launched me into the next stratosphere of creepiness, but whatevs, this shit is all open to the public to look at and admire. lol

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way also doesn't GAF either.  party0006

~Formerly BrattyBrat~
October 19, 2015
11:05 am
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Ghee Buttersnaps
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Meows: 160
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2015

I get liking the aesthetic. My style is clean and simple too. It's the outfits that crack me up. What kind of child would want to wear those? My 3 year old niece changes her clothes 3 times a day. Yesterday, she was walking around in a Halloween pajama top and bright pink shorts. They just don't seem like little kids, but a prop in her folksy life.

October 19, 2015
6:16 pm
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Coffee
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 392
Snarking Since:
August 21, 2015

I went back and looked at her insta a few months ago and found it fascinating. I admit I findnher new decor way more soothing but it changed so much that it does seem odd to me. She actually looked extremely, genuinely happy in her old pics. Now she just looks constipated. And I'm not a fan of the 1800 type clothing she forces on her kids. Or the man bun her two year old is always sporting.

October 26, 2015
6:08 pm
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

It looks like the L.A based photographer traveled to Kansas City to get some exposure via this family. Not a bad business move, but shit, seeing the video (vs. still images in her Insta) sorta incited even more hate. I guess because (1) I know everything about this Insta-family is crazy styled, but seeing movement might have "proved" that they actually live this way? and (2) EVERYTHING IS SO PREMEDITATED!

Hollywood is able to make films based on total fiction. My hope is that the same thing is happening here.

October 26, 2015
6:46 pm
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SpecialMammaKnowledge
Hamcat
Meows: 83
Snarking Since:
February 25, 2015

The art above her couch:  She improved on "The Old Guitarist" by shrinking it down and making it black and white.  Then she mixed it in with that twee as f**k OhMe OhMy sign.  I bet Picasso's ghost is jealous as hell that he didn't think of that. 

October 26, 2015
6:57 pm
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

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The art above her couch:  She improved on "The Old Guitarist" by shrinking it down and making it black and white.  Then she mixed it in with that twee as f**k OhMe OhMy sign.  I bet Picasso's ghost is jealous as hell that he didn't think of that. 

She is totally the type who would say she "curated" that wall.

October 27, 2015
7:20 am
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Coffee
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 392
Snarking Since:
August 21, 2015

That video was super awkward. It was a video of people posing for pictures, not of people actually living their lives. It wasn't like oh, look a camera was following us around and I didn't notice! Omg I was dying of embarrassment. Here, everyone all sit forward facing on a bench. Now everyone sit all forward facing in the bed. Now let dadyy tickle you while he sits forward facing so the camera gets a good angle. Now everyone sit in this blue chair and stare straight ahead. How does this capture their lives? It's a video of people posing for pictures, which yeah, I guess that kind of is their life, actually, since that's all they seem to do. Why do they need a professional to do this? Why not just grab your phone and video stuff on your own? Omg if this company was looking for business they did an awful job selling themselves. I like Amanda's dress though. But that's it.

October 27, 2015
6:34 pm
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

Coffee meowed
That video was super awkward. It was a video of people posing for pictures, not of people actually living their lives. It wasn't like oh, look a camera was following us around and I didn't notice! Omg I was dying of embarrassment. Here, everyone all sit forward facing on a bench. Now everyone sit all forward facing in the bed. Now let dadyy tickle you while he sits forward facing so the camera gets a good angle. Now everyone sit in this blue chair and stare straight ahead. How does this capture their lives? It's a video of people posing for pictures, which yeah, I guess that kind of is their life, actually, since that's all they seem to do. Why do they need a professional to do this? Why not just grab your phone and video stuff on your own? Omg if this company was looking for business they did an awful job selling themselves. I like Amanda's dress though. But that's it.

I wonder how exhausting it is to keep this shit up.

November 3, 2015
8:45 am
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Winter Girlfriend
Hamcat
Meows: 106
Snarking Since:
March 22, 2012

I've become obsessed with these blogs.  The houses are so clean and sparse.  I find myself wondering what's on the other side of the room. Do they just move all the crap to one side of the room and never photograph it?

How do they keep their walls so clean. My walls are a light slate blue and they just get grubby from my kittens hands.  

~Formerly BrattyBrat~
November 5, 2015
12:54 pm
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Prairie Porn
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 350
Snarking Since:
October 2, 2011

BrattyBrat meowed
I've become obsessed with these blogs.  The houses are so clean and sparse.  I find myself wondering what's on the other side of the room. Do they just move all the crap to one side of the room and never photograph it?

How do they keep their walls so clean. My walls are a light slate blue and they just get grubby from my kittens hands.  

I believe she has a helper come in and help her with house or kid stuff. Because, you know, it's hard to be a full-time momma when you have an Insta-life to care and feed for.

November 5, 2015
2:41 pm
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astronaut mike dexter
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 878
Snarking Since:
March 28, 2012

FunnyShits meowed

BrattyBrat meowed
I've become obsessed with these blogs.  The houses are so clean and sparse.  I find myself wondering what's on the other side of the room. Do they just move all the crap to one side of the room and never photograph it?

How do they keep their walls so clean. My walls are a light slate blue and they just get grubby from my kittens hands.  

I believe she has a helper come in and help her with house or kid stuff. Because, you know, it's hard to be a full-time momma when you have an Insta-life to care and feed for.

I dunno if she has help or not. I kind of get the sense that they're "house poor," and so she might just crop carefully when she takes photographs of the house. I think a lot of these women are Monica Geller types who are just naturally neat freaks.

And add me to the list of folks who get a closeted vibe from her husband.



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