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All the things Kath has ruined for me
August 28, 2012
12:51 am
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aims_up
Hamcat
Meows: 103
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2012

Squash, oatmeal, IKEA, driving my car, entire servings of baked goods, joy (no really, she made Karen post-chemo use some shit code word when Karen was expressing pleasure over being in CA).

August 28, 2012
7:22 am
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BeanyMalone
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1351
Snarking Since:
April 12, 2012

Getting a will.  Getting a passport.  Reading while walking.  All of the restaurants in Charlottesville.

August 28, 2012
7:41 am
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Guest

Kath ruined sleep for me last night. I actually had a dream we were on a Real Housewives trip with the RHNY housewives and we went to some third world country. They prepared a meat for us that was delicious and it was dog and Kath wouldn't eat it and started crying about her palate and saying she didn't like trying new meat. We all got mad at her because she was being extremely rude and wouldn't try something new. She left and came back a little bit later with some huge slabs of Cville Crunch slathered in nut butter and wanted us to try them and we all said no and when she asked whey we said "We don't like trying new nut butter" and she started crying again. Then we left her and went on a boat ride. 

August 28, 2012
8:33 am
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Colorblocked Moonshiner
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 6927
Snarking Since:
September 27, 2011

she hasn't ruined charlottesville for me YET, but it does annoy me that she lives there.

August 28, 2012
8:54 am
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PeePie
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 344
Snarking Since:
April 29, 2012

Coach Clodhoppers said
Kath ruined sleep for me last night. I actually had a dream we were on a Real Housewives trip with the RHNY housewives and we went to some third world country. They prepared a meat for us that was delicious and it was dog and Kath wouldn't eat it and started crying about her palate and saying she didn't like trying new meat. We all got mad at her because she was being extremely rude and wouldn't try something new. She left and came back a little bit later with some huge slabs of Cville Crunch slathered in nut butter and wanted us to try them and we all said no and when she asked whey we said "We don't like trying new nut butter" and she started crying again. Then we left her and went on a boat ride. 

 

The only way this could have been better, is if the meat were Pumpkin flavored catlaugh

August 28, 2012
9:14 am
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Ya Dudes Lets Climb!
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 482
Snarking Since:
September 16, 2011

Oatmeal
The word "toppings"
Great Harvest Bread Company
Charlottesville itself. I was there about a month ago and all I could think of was effing Kath.
Ann Taylor Loft & Old Navy
Loehman's
Body Pump
Muffins/Scuffins
Walking instead of taking the car
No bull burgers
I give stripes the side eye, but I still love them…

**I didn't necessarily like any of these things to begin with, but now I REALLY don't like them.

August 28, 2012
10:06 am
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Electric Sex Pants
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 876
Snarking Since:
May 1, 2012

Ugh!  I just read that her wedding song was "Moon River".  That was the song my dad/sister danced to at her wedding for their father/daughter dance.  It was special because she was married here in Savannah, GA(the home of Johnny Mercer who wrote the song) right down from the Savannah River(which was the inspiration for the song I believe).  

Just ewww.  

August 28, 2012
10:42 am
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pepperpotts
Hamcat
Meows: 152
Snarking Since:
October 3, 2011

striped shirts (especially from Old Navy, dammit)

IKEA

Pumpkin beer (I drink the whole dang bottle, though, with no water added)

storing bulk goods in mason jars (I'm still doing it, but I hate that they make me think of her)

August 28, 2012
11:07 am
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watery highball

Guys, you should think of ME instead when you think of striped shirts, and bonus points if they come from Old Navy. I have ten million of those damn things. However, I'm not smug, I know what words mean, and I don't crumble birthday cake onto everything. Don't let Kath take your striped shirts away. They are stronger and more powerful than her. Think of me and be empowered and stripey!

August 28, 2012
11:14 am
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snarkysnark
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 554
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2012

tikkitakki said

Eyebrows

Crap on a cracker!  I LOL'd so hard!

August 28, 2012
11:21 am
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snarkysnark
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 554
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2012

granola scam said
Guys, you should think of ME instead when you think of striped shirts, and bonus points if they come from Old Navy. I have ten million of those damn things. However, I'm not smug, I know what words mean, and I don't crumble birthday cake onto everything. Don't let Kath take your striped shirts away. They are stronger and more powerful than her. Think of me and be empowered and stripey!

I don't wear stripes cause I think they make my ginormous rack look all the more ginormous…  But I will always think of you now GS.  I do love me some Old Navy though and that smug b***h can't take that away from me!

My mom (and I) are red-heads and she is slightly obsessed with everything being red – eyebrows, eyelashes, etc.  She has her eyebrows dyed every so often and says although she looks like Little Orphan Annie for a couple days after it's totally worth it.  She also searches out red-ish mascara but I dgaf about that.  Dunno why I had to share.  I guess that my 74 year old mother GETS THE EYEBROW THING?!

August 28, 2012
1:02 pm
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Real Life Taylor Swift Album
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2513
Snarking Since:
February 23, 2012

Oatmeal.  Scones AND Muffins.  Chevrons.

snarkysnark said

tikkitakki said

Eyebrows

Crap on a cracker!  I LOL'd so hard!

I bet she could get a freaking Wet 'n Wild eyebrow pencil for $1.29 at Wal-Mart.  Let's take up a collection and send her one.

(Formerly known as Hope It Helps, formerly formerly known as Noodle)
August 28, 2012
1:47 pm
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HAND CREAM UP MOTHER

snarkysnark said

granola scam said
Guys, you should think of ME instead when you think of striped shirts, and bonus points if they come from Old Navy. I have ten million of those damn things. However, I'm not smug, I know what words mean, and I don't crumble birthday cake onto everything. Don't let Kath take your striped shirts away. They are stronger and more powerful than her. Think of me and be empowered and stripey!

I don't wear stripes cause I think they make my ginormous rack look all the more ginormous…  But I will always think of you now GS.  I do love me some Old Navy though and that smug b***h can't take that away from me!

My mom (and I) are red-heads and she is slightly obsessed with everything being red – eyebrows, eyelashes, etc.  She has her eyebrows dyed every so often and says although she looks like Little Orphan Annie for a couple days after it's totally worth it.  She also searches out red-ish mascara but I dgaf about that.  Dunno why I had to share.  I guess that my 74 year old mother GETS THE EYEBROW THING?!

red eyelashes? for why?!



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