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KERF 4: I think so, Yes
September 23, 2014
9:56 am
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Master jerfer
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March 5, 2014

What I thought was the most ridiculous part of the video is that she makes NO mention of cooking heat. Is it low, medium, high heat?? Do you turn it down at some point?? I mean for me that is the most important part of cooking scrambled eggs. They get ruined if you turn up the heat too fast. I realize she wrote it in her directions below for those who couldn't watch the video. But why make a whole video about scrambled eggs and go on and on about a mason jar for stirring(which is ridiculous) and not mention what heat to cook them at OR what they should look like when you know they are ready. sangry

 

Ok, I'm done.

 

The best part was her mention of Matt being the "Infrequent household weekend egg cooker"hahahaha

September 23, 2014
10:20 am
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precookedlentils
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March 1, 2014

My thoughts on her eggs.  Thanks for the video Kathy!

a) her eggs weren't cooked

b) as noted above, and by Gordon Ramsay, you do NOT salt uncooked eggs – salt them after

c) nice shirt and short combo.. oh and sparkly bracelet.  Much fashun.

All that, the moment in the blooper when she touches Carbz's head showed an inkling of affection.  She must have been drunk.

When she touched his head, I thought it looked like she was restraining herself from pushing him away.  :(  It didn't look like affection from a mom.  It was – Stay away from my eggs you annoying kid!

 

Also, that bracelet was a hair tie.  She always wears them on her wrist like they are bracelets, but never uses them based on the 3 million photos she posts of herself weekly.  We aren't in middle school here, Kath.

September 23, 2014
10:21 am
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HoJu
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Meows: 951
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April 15, 2013

scuffin said

No Onion No Cry said
Her nose always looks like it's trying to escape.  Where is it going and why does it move so much?

 

Her eggs are usually dry heaps of rubbery crud, but this time they are watery.  Her technique is awful, beating the snot out of them before she dumps them in.

 

Here's how a real chef makes eggs, and it's mesmerizing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

YES. If anyone watches that and is thrown off by the look of the eggs, it's because of the cream at the end. I add a little bit less, but they are seriously the best eggs ever.

Do you add cream-cream or creme fraiche? sorry hijacked but those look amazing. I've apparently been a kerf-hating-egg-killer my whole "culinary career". Awesome video! Thank you!

Homer J. Simpson
September 23, 2014
10:23 am
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Infrequent Household Weekend Egg Cooker
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Meows: 476
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March 2, 2012

Master jerfer said
 

The best part was her mention of Matt being the "Infrequent household weekend egg cooker"hahahaha

You rang? lol

September 23, 2014
10:33 am
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scuffin
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September 24, 2011

Sports Guy Chest Bump said

scuffin said

No Onion No Cry said
Her nose always looks like it's trying to escape.  Where is it going and why does it move so much?

 

Her eggs are usually dry heaps of rubbery crud, but this time they are watery.  Her technique is awful, beating the snot out of them before she dumps them in.

 

Here's how a real chef makes eggs, and it's mesmerizing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

YES. If anyone watches that and is thrown off by the look of the eggs, it's because of the cream at the end. I add a little bit less, but they are seriously the best eggs ever.

Do you add cream-cream or creme fraiche? sorry hijacked but those look amazing. I've apparently been a kerf-hating-egg-killer my whole "culinary career". Awesome video! Thank you!

I use a little sour cream. I'm a basic b***h. dance  lol Or cream-cream if I don't have that.

September 23, 2014
10:34 am
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Sunny bowls of breakfast
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August 6, 2014

She made digs at her husband, a "certain someone" who used to scramble eggs with a fork. Digs at Matt again by calling him an "infrequent" weekend egg cooker – dammit Matt can't you do anything right?!

Digs at her child, who was "supposed" to be napping and interrupted her – why does she always make him say or repeat words? Her only interaction with him is asking him how to say x, y, and z.

She digs at anyone who eats the "other kind" of eggs, AKA non-"pastured" eggs. 

She barely even described the cooking process, only went into detail on how she "streamlines" her clean up process by using a mason jar instead of a bowl, wtf? She has a thousand small bowls that barely take any room in the dishwasher.

She is truly the worst. 

oregonian_winesmileycheers for the new thread!

September 23, 2014
10:38 am
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just say banana
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February 20, 2013

girltalk212 said
New thread! Hooray!
Kath posted a "food for thought" quote on Instagram. It says : it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring"- Marilyn Monroe .

….. Does anyone else find that to be hilarious?! She is quite possibly the most boring human alive, and if she met Marilyn Monroe she'd probably turn her big nose up at her! The woman writes 500 words on oats , watches episodes of freakin survivor From 2006, and serves old bread to her "friends". She truly has zero self awareness

I saw that and immediately ran over to hear to laugh about it. She's the most boring human alive, no question. She's also the mostridiculous human alive, but not for the kind of reasons that I think that quote implies. Also, who the f**k posts that quote besides 16 year old girls on Facebook looking to excuse their shitty behavior under the guise of being "like Marilyn Monroe!!!"? 

Her lack of self awareness is just boundless.

September 23, 2014
10:40 am
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Pie with a Purpose
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Meows: 379
Snarking Since:
September 17, 2013

Love the new thread!

She looks furious that her child dared speak to her while she was filming her OMG egg video. The way she holds the eggs, tried to continue filming, then finally interacts with him makes me want to slap her. And why the eff is this woman so terrified of washing dishes!? She uses that stupid jar because it takes up less room in the dishwasher, and she doesn't have to wash a bowl. That is the laziest damn thing I've ever heard. P.S. Kath, those eggs are neither creamy nor fluffy. You suck.sangry

September 23, 2014
11:10 am
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AvocadoMousse
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April 18, 2014

I couldn't focus on anything in that video other than the row of huge knives hanging on the wall behind her.

September 23, 2014
11:12 am
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not your average hambone
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 971
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December 29, 2011

Way to go, Hams! I'm really proud we pulled together on this. We are all special snowflakes today!

September 23, 2014
11:23 am
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AndromedaStrain
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July 28, 2012

Can someone explain why you have to hand wash a bowl but you can put a mason jar directly in the dishwasher? I put cups AND bowls in the dishwasher. Is this revolutionary? Should I make a YouTube video detailing this process?

Also, love the acoustic guitar background music. It's like this woman knew were starting a new thread….

September 23, 2014
11:46 am
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dripdrop

The stars have aligned, hams! I love that we're able to discuss her scrambled eggs how-to video with our new thread!  So many questions:

1.) Why is she using the tiniest spatula of all time?

2.) Who keeps their butter in a mason jar?

3.) Can you even taste that amount of salt?  It was the tiniest of pinches for 4 eggs!

4.) How is it possible that her eggs look both OVERcooked and UNDERcooked at the same time??

5.) Is it possible for her to say or write anything without being passive-aggressive? (i.e. soooomeone uses a fork to stir eggs!!!)

I hope people in the comments call her out for all this ridiculousness, especially about the dirtying up a bowl stuff.

September 23, 2014
11:49 am
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Sarah Ate Two Tacos

My hair so blond, my skin is so good, I'm faster than all the women at the gym!

I'm just happy to be in this thread.



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