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KERF: Neither a Foodie, Nor a Chef
June 23, 2012
12:13 am
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lolganic ham
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March 21, 2012

 

Kath loves to call herself a foodie, a chef, and ramble on about her super speshul palate.  Maybe we can store all of her food crimes here (seeing as the original kerf thread is getting so long).

June 23, 2012
12:19 am
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lolganic ham
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March 21, 2012

Who could forget the pooptastic shrimp!

June 23, 2012
12:26 am
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babymama
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October 26, 2011

Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

June 23, 2012
12:39 am
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Virginia Apple

babymama said
Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

Seriously, what the hell do they eat?? 

June 23, 2012
1:07 am
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lolganic ham
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March 21, 2012

conch shell:  "what errr yewwwww doing herrrr?"  love the avatar!

June 23, 2012
1:12 am
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lolganic ham
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March 21, 2012

Lexi @ You, Me, & A World to See June 22, 2012 at 9:28 pm

Mmmm I’ve never tried millet! To which grain Is it closest in taste?

 

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9 KathEats June 22, 2012 at 9:37 pm

Like a dry version of corn grits

What? 

June 23, 2012
2:11 am
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catnips
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May 11, 2012

Conch Shell and Beetle Husk said

topNot said
conch shell:  "what errr yewwwww doing herrrr?"  love the avatar!

Yeah, I noticed my face permanently frozen into that expression. The only cure was some sun-dried tomatoes and Caaaalifooornia wiiiine. AND I SPLIT MY GLASS WITH NO ONE. Also, for the thread:

 

The last time we went to Baja Bean I was totally impressed by my shrimp fajita salad. So much I haven’t stopped thinking about it since September 12, which luckily I could track down thanks to this blog!

 

and:

 

Tempeh is better than any deli meat in the world! LOVE the texture!

 

Tempeh really is pretty amazing. Fried in teriyaki sauce? YESSSSSS.

 

However, I'm just a fat vegetarian college student who spends too much money on cheap wine to be a foodie. Judge away! 

June 23, 2012
7:51 am
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scuffin
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September 24, 2011

topNot said

conch shell:  "what errr yewwwww doing herrrr?"  love the avatar!

Haha my sisters boyfriend's name is Stuart so she is always going "STU-art!!!"'and doing the face. Love it.

June 23, 2012
7:58 am
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scuffin
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September 24, 2011

babymama said

Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

She thinks she is like barefoot contessa when her fridge is like that.

June 23, 2012
8:30 am
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FlounceCat said

scuffin said
babymama said

Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

She thinks she is like barefoot contessa when her fridge is like that.

no wonder matt is at the bakery all day, it is the only place there is food.

she is the reason the grocery stores get swamped by people who don't have enough food to weather a storm.

Also, no one has told her that she's wasting energy with only that much food in there.  My understanding is that fridges/freezers work better when they are full.

June 23, 2012
9:12 am
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meowza
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Meows: 487
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January 24, 2012

scuffin said
babymama said

Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

She thinks she is like barefoot contessa when her fridge is like that.

It's absolutely hysterical to me that she seems to WANT to be compared to the Barefoot Contessa.  That b***h is one of the laziest and most useless chefs on the entire Food Network – and that's saying something.  She's actually exactly like Kath, bragging about quality ingredients ("you wanna use about a teaspoon of GOOD vanilla"), reminiscing about shit that no one cares about/telling pointless stories that don't make sense while cooking, and using frozen or premade ingredients whenever possible, all while trying to pretend she has all these culinary credentials (she does not, and neither does Kath).

June 23, 2012
10:38 am
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Gnomish Manchild FKA whosthatgirl
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May 5, 2012

I've never seen a fridge that bare. And I've been flat broke living on hamburger helper at times. Where's the fresh fruit? The milk? Even the beer?

June 23, 2012
10:48 am
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lolganic ham
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Meows: 2074
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March 21, 2012

My theory is that she confuses obsessively documenting everything she puts in her mouth with "being a foodie."  And the blog community does her no favors by inviting her to food-centric events, and reinforcing that misconception in her mind.  



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