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KERF: Neither a Foodie, Nor a Chef
June 23, 2012
10:54 am
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another_blogger

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My theory is that she confuses obsessively documenting everything she puts in her mouth with "being a foodie."  And the blog community does her no favors by inviting her to food-centric events, and reinforcing that misconception in her mind.  

I agree. There are too many things she won't touch or won't eat – even just a taste – in order to really be a foodie. Maybe I'm a snob, but I think a foodie will try almost anything. Kerfy will not do that.

June 23, 2012
11:09 am
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Well-fed hobbit

Let's enjoy how Kath employs the English language when describing her food:

I mixed up a bowl of greek yogurt topped with berries, banana, raw oats, a sprinkle of granola and a worm of peanut butter.

WHO'S HUNGRY??  Not me, anymore.

 

June 23, 2012
11:20 am
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That Dementor
Hamcat
Meows: 142
Snarking Since:
March 24, 2012

I always thought she loathed food, and that's why she was so abusive to it? I looked at that WORM OF PEANUT BUTTER entry and found myself wondering why she bills herself as eating real food, when she actually eats components of real food assembled in the most disgusting way possible- foodstuff, not food!

June 23, 2012
12:41 pm
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Real Life Taylor Swift Album
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2513
Snarking Since:
February 23, 2012

The skirt steak in this post was a crime: http://www.katheats.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/IMG_2103.jpg

( Wahhh, can't figure out how to insert a pic from my iPad)

(Formerly known as Hope It Helps, formerly formerly known as Noodle)
June 23, 2012
12:45 pm
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Mizzy

When I think about KERF the word delusions of grandeur come to mind. She truly is a legend in her own mind. 

June 23, 2012
1:01 pm
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Sarah Ate Two Tacos

I came here to post WORM OF PEANUT BUTTER and see I was beaten like a rug. She's f**king with us; there is just no way this is real.

June 23, 2012
1:51 pm
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BEC4KERF
Feline Porklord
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December 10, 2011

I also do not know how someone who likes food can have such a bare fridge! Unless you grocery shop EVERY day, and why would you?!

June 23, 2012
2:22 pm
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That Dementor
Hamcat
Meows: 142
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March 24, 2012

Well, she doesn't work, which frees up a lot of time for walking to the grocery store, camelbak and magazine in hand….

June 23, 2012
4:12 pm
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s.berries
Feline Porklord
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May 26, 2012

Is it just me, or do all her recipes seem to be really lacking in seasoning? She basically only uses salt + pepper, maybe throwing in some garlic or lemon juice so it's not completely bland. 

June 23, 2012
6:29 pm
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strawlberries said
Is it just me, or do all her recipes seem to be really lacking in seasoning? She basically only uses salt + pepper, maybe throwing in some garlic or lemon juice so it's not completely bland.

I agree. Personally, I think her dislike of onions demonstrates that she prefer either really bland or sugary foods, but that's just me.

June 23, 2012
6:46 pm
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Sheridan Bucket
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April 11, 2012

babymama said
Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

A narcissist who's a picky eater?  That's the nearest I can figure.  All the foodies I know (who chafe at being called foodies and would never characterize themselves as such) love to cook, eat ethnic food, and spend more than 15 minutes preparing meals.

June 23, 2012
7:51 pm
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blarg
Hamcat
Meows: 168
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2011

Delusions of grandeur is exactly it. I remember her implying that she deserved to get a cooking show! The f**k? Not long after that in another post she said "Matt does all the hard cooking stuff".

She also thought Letterman should invite her on his show to demonstrate how many saltines she could stuff in her mouth… or something. I didn't even understand that at the time.

 

(The walking with a magazine cracks me up every. time. Didn't someone say they saw her dad walk into a stop sign doing that? I'm glad he didn't get hurt and all, because now I'm free to think that is HILARIOUS.)

June 23, 2012
8:28 pm
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nillacupcakes

tikkitakki said

babymama said
Yeah, is that seriously her fridge? I don't understand…

Also, not a chef, not a foodie, not a very knowledgeable or useful RD in my opinion. What the hell is she?!?!?

A narcissist who's a picky eater?  That's the nearest I can figure.  All the foodies I know (who chafe at being called foodies and would never characterize themselves as such) love to cook, eat ethnic food, and spend more than 15 minutes preparing meals.

I'm technically a "foodie" by that definition and I absolutely hate that term and would never call myself that. However, someone who never actually cooks, only eats gastropub/new American food and doesn't even cook with one of the major flavoring agents (onions) is most certainly NOT a foodie.



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