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Kerfy Innuendos
October 26, 2014
6:32 pm
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B***hy Little Barracuda
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Meows: 179
Snarking Since:
January 1, 2013

Atop said
"I can actually put my hands all the way around my uterus, and when I lie down it’s even more pronounced. It’s amazing how big it is!"

scaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscared

pukepukepuke

October 26, 2014
6:50 pm
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literallyvertical

She called a rice cooker a "girl's best friend" and I remember being like, "Oh, girl, no it's not." bender-dance

October 26, 2014
7:16 pm
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DotCom
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 722
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2013

This thread is my favorite thread on all of GOMI. party0006

October 26, 2014
7:17 pm
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That Squirky
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 631
Snarking Since:
April 6, 2012

Onion Duke said

Atop said
"I can actually put my hands all the way around my uterus, and when I lie down it’s even more pronounced. It’s amazing how big it is!"

scaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscared

pukepukepuke

Omg, I forgot about how much she poked and prodded poor Carbz. And said uterus (I remember once counting 5x in one post on KERF, not BERF.) And seriously… ALL THE WAY AROUND, Kathy?

formerly known as purpleoreo
October 26, 2014
9:25 pm
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Pikals and Spinage
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Meows: 62
Snarking Since:
January 12, 2013

SNACK BALLS lmao

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October 26, 2014
9:31 pm
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Pikals and Spinage
Hamcat
Meows: 62
Snarking Since:
January 12, 2013

Oh no! I pasted in the wrong tinypic code and now I can't delete it. So sorry, so ughhhhhhh phone posting.

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October 27, 2014
9:31 am
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basically married to a wizard
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 673
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2014

From Part I of the Birthday Odyssey post today -

 This dish was so “warming” from the inside out. I want to try to replicate it  at home!

Bet you do, Kath.

October 27, 2014
1:43 pm
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Painkiller Ruxin
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 821
Snarking Since:
June 28, 2012

Onion Duke said

Atop said
"I can actually put my hands all the way around my uterus, and when I lie down it’s even more pronounced. It’s amazing how big it is!"

scaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscared

pukepukepuke

Am I just an idiot because I don't know which part of my bump is my uterus? Is this something I should know? Or is she just weird?

Formerly KookaAllstar, EVEN REGULAR MILK and T&ULMP
October 27, 2014
2:49 pm
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WallyPipp
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 247
Snarking Since:
December 17, 2011

Painkiller Ruxin said

Onion Duke said

Atop said
"I can actually put my hands all the way around my uterus, and when I lie down it’s even more pronounced. It’s amazing how big it is!"

scaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscaredscared

pukepukepuke

Am I just an idiot because I don't know which part of my bump is my uterus? Is this something I should know? Or is she just weird?

 It's not just you. I don't know either. Super Science Nerd Kerf must know something we don't. I also have no clue what part of my bump is the infamous and elusive "pleasure smoosh"idontknow

October 27, 2014
3:33 pm
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Junior Curmudgeon
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 230
Snarking Since:
March 29, 2012

um YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR UTERUS WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BODY, kath.

October 28, 2014
2:13 pm
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Buttercream Life Goals
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2301
Snarking Since:
December 12, 2013
Celebration vibration at 10,000 steps that you look forward to all day

 
 
 
 
October 29, 2014
8:13 am
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Lovin on my Muffin
Hamcat
Meows: 110
Snarking Since:
May 30, 2014

I've been looking for a new user name, thank you! 

October 29, 2014
9:57 am
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Your Tampa is Showing
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1522
Snarking Since:
June 30, 2012

Celebration Vibration said
I've been looking for a new user name, thank you! 

smiley-laughing004

Formerly Douche Chill, Funeral Fashion Show and The Price of Fame I Suppose


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