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Kerfy Innuendos
February 3, 2015
10:43 am
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Audrey Horne
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1171
Snarking Since:
June 25, 2012

hoe made garlic rolls meowed
Buttery rolls were loved on

 

Sorry to double post, but just remembered this one and couldn't resist!

 

Butter rolls were loved on.  Ugh.  That sentence conjures up images of people rubbing buttery rolls all over their body.

March 18, 2015
12:30 pm
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Many Wine
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 417
Snarking Since:
October 31, 2012

starting to ooze their sweet sugars and wrinkling a bit

 

March 18, 2015
2:01 pm
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Sunny bowls of breakfast
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 382
Snarking Since:
August 6, 2014

^DEAD. smiley-laughing004

March 18, 2015
2:31 pm
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I Am Not A Streamer Expert
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 230
Snarking Since:
March 2, 2015

Lovin' on my muffin who is lovin' on a muffin!

Poor Carbz!

Formerly EatsaLot & America, Get in the Car
March 18, 2015
5:01 pm
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Big Mouth Kerfy Bass
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 256
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2013

Sheridan Bucket meowed
Yep, I think the exact quote was, "We woke up to a surprise inch."  smiley-laughing004

I woke up to a surprise inch and pulled head. Sucked, chewed, swirled and nibbled. The baby batter was DOUGHY!!!!!

I am only studying those gluttonous soup-kitchen patrons with my nonexistent anthropological eye...
March 19, 2015
5:35 am
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You Are Dismissed!
Hamcat
Meows: 86
Snarking Since:
June 4, 2014

Big Mouth Kerfy Bass meowed

Sheridan Bucket meowed
Yep, I think the exact quote was, "We woke up to a surprise inch."  smiley-laughing004

I woke up to a surprise inch and pulled head. Sucked, chewed, swirled and nibbled. The baby batter was DOUGHY!!!!!

deadcryconfusedpukepukepukeangryfrown

March 19, 2015
3:33 pm
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kimpossible
Kitten
Meows: 2
Snarking Since:
January 15, 2015

"It’s the most fun when you aren’t expecting it and draw back the curtains to be blasted with white."

http://www.katheats.com/birthday-celebrations#qjTEZu2PugtJTCcp.99

March 19, 2015
3:50 pm
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birthing like a pilgrim
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 542
Snarking Since:
February 6, 2013

kimpossible meowed
"It’s the most fun when you aren’t expecting it and draw back the curtains to be blasted with white."

http://www.katheats.com/birthday-celebrations#qjTEZu2PugtJTCcp.99

Mazen or no Mazen, I remain doubtful that she and Matt have ever actually had sex. Because people who have had sex don't make these innuendo-laden comments without realizing that they are, in fact, laden with innuendo. 

March 19, 2015
5:46 pm
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Big Mouth Kerfy Bass
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 256
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2013

Do you get blasted with white after someone shakes the keg all over you?

I am only studying those gluttonous soup-kitchen patrons with my nonexistent anthropological eye...
March 19, 2015
6:06 pm
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makeupmonsterdog
Cat
Meows: 29
Snarking Since:
April 18, 2013

This thread is GOMI-gold.  What I always wonder is if she actually talks the way she writes.  I shudder.

March 19, 2015
6:49 pm
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Judy Mcc**terson
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 876
Snarking Since:
December 16, 2012

viv meowed

kimpossible meowed
"It’s the most fun when you aren’t expecting it and draw back the curtains to be blasted with white."

http://www.katheats.com/birthday-celebrations#qjTEZu2PugtJTCcp.99

Mazen or no Mazen, I remain doubtful that she and Matt have ever actually had sex. Because people who have had sex don't make these innuendo-laden comments without realizing that they are, in fact, laden with innuendo. 

They're so repulsive they couldn't even stand to f**k each other. That baby was a turkey baster miracle.

March 20, 2015
8:25 am
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Fete to be tied
Hamcat
Meows: 109
Snarking Since:
March 3, 2015

Judy Mcc**terson meowed

viv meowed

kimpossible meowed
"It’s the most fun when you aren’t expecting it and draw back the curtains to be blasted with white."

http://www.katheats.com/birthday-celebrations#qjTEZu2PugtJTCcp.99

Mazen or no Mazen, I remain doubtful that she and Matt have ever actually had sex. Because people who have had sex don't make these innuendo-laden comments without realizing that they are, in fact, laden with innuendo. 

They're so repulsive they couldn't even stand to f**k each other. That baby was a turkey baster miracle.

Is there an old post from her Calorie King days where she reveals they had a long talk, cried a bunch, and realized that they love one another but don't want to have sex with each other?  I think that was before they even got married.  I remember finding it so weird because it didn't imply they just each have a very low sex drive, but that they weren't attracted to each other (who could blame them).

March 20, 2015
9:04 am
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Buttercream Life Goals
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2301
Snarking Since:
December 12, 2013

Fete to be tied meowed

Judy Mcc**terson meowed

viv meowed

kimpossible meowed
"It’s the most fun when you aren’t expecting it and draw back the curtains to be blasted with white."

http://www.katheats.com/birthday-celebrations#qjTEZu2PugtJTCcp.99

Mazen or no Mazen, I remain doubtful that she and Matt have ever actually had sex. Because people who have had sex don't make these innuendo-laden comments without realizing that they are, in fact, laden with innuendo. 

They're so repulsive they couldn't even stand to f**k each other. That baby was a turkey baster miracle.

Is there an old post from her Calorie King days where she reveals they had a long talk, cried a bunch, and realized that they love one another but don't want to have sex with each other?  I think that was before they even got married.  I remember finding it so weird because it didn't imply they just each have a very low sex drive, but that they weren't attracted to each other (who could blame them).

You're not the first cat to recall that.. I've never read it myself but totally believe it.  I think they did what they thought people in their 20s do (date, marry, house, procreate) and now they're just room mates or partners in a business-non-loving kind of way.



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