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Lasagne per tutti: the Buzz thread
September 3, 2013
6:40 am
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BeanyMalone
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1351
Snarking Since:
April 12, 2012

How does Kerf's mom not have her own thread?  I visit her blog rarely, but I had to take a peek when AndromedaStrain in the Larbs thread mentioned a post which incorporates her dolls and is also sponsored by Healthy Choice.

 

Then she's got a self-proclaimed "wellness nurse" who writes guest posts, posts about incontinence panties, and a post encouraging readers to host a picnic in honor of Sarah Josepha Hale.

September 3, 2013
7:44 am
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Atop

She does have a thread in here somewhere, and oddly enough I was looking at it the other day and wondering why it doesn't get used more often! I'm all for starting a new one (with a better name). I assume that Buzz is free game as she has her own public blog.

And therein lies the snarkfodder. What I can't stop wondering is why this woman is so obsessed with old rotting crap. The stuffed animals, the dolls, half of the knick-knacks they have jammed into their house (the clutter would drive me NUTS). Some folks have collections and antiques, and that's fine, but she seems beyond the pale with her anthropomorphization of everything and the way she posts these bizzaro old-timey pictures on her blog. Menopause doesn't mean you're suddenly ninety years old, for god's sake!

Also, how long exactly is she going to be menopausal? She's been writing about this for two full years, isn't she used to it by now? (Who am I kidding, she is the mother of Kerf, who posted photos of every single meal for five years.)

September 3, 2013
8:43 am
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Kerfeltoe
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Meows: 3281
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November 21, 2011

She's f**king weird.

September 3, 2013
9:11 am
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grief bacon
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 280
Snarking Since:
May 13, 2012
September 3, 2013
9:54 am
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gwenhara
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Meows: 3336
Snarking Since:
May 25, 2012

Those two daughters of hers really didn't stand a chance, did they?  Between the three of them there might be a quarter of a brain.

September 3, 2013
9:58 am
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Sarah Ate Two Tacos

Yeah, I love her too. At least we know where Kerf gets her complete disregard for syntax and her compulsive behavior.

September 3, 2013
10:09 am
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healthiestb***halive
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 730
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2011

Naomi said
http://friendfortheride.wordpress.com/

what ride are we going on…

September 3, 2013
10:43 am
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gwenhara
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Meows: 3336
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May 25, 2012

healthiestb***halive said

Naomi said
http://friendfortheride.wordpress.com/

what ride are we going on…

She's riding along with KERF and Larbs in a strange co-dependent way, hulking in photos, looking awkward with children, and strangely vapid.

September 3, 2013
10:47 am
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Sheridan Bucket
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Meows: 1695
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April 11, 2012

Buzz is such a freaking loon, and not in a "charming eccentric" way. No wonder Kath is such an overgrown child; her mom is, too. There's some really bizarre arrested development across the board with this family.

September 3, 2013
10:55 am
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Putting Pie
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 618
Snarking Since:
September 29, 2011

I've seen Larbs and Buzz in person, at a shoe store. Buzz had major crazy-eyes going on, even in person. Larbs looked annoyed, and kept walking away from her. 

September 3, 2013
11:00 am
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MuscleUp said
I've seen Larbs and Buzz in person, at a shoe store. Buzz had major crazy-eyes going on, even in person. Larbs looked annoyed, and kept walking away from her. 

Buzz gives me the creeps in a big way. Some of her, um, "eccentricities" might be endearing . . . in a 90-year-old woman. But she's basically middle-aged.

And while I don't want to snark on her appearance too much, she's just so odd-looking! Her behavior combined with her strange eyes and almost mannish physical features just give me the shivers. She's someone I would avoid eye contact with at all costs.

September 3, 2013
12:38 pm
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highfive
Hamprince of Meowtonia
Meows: 5326
Snarking Since:
April 21, 2013

OMG Buzz reminds me so much of a high-school friend's mother. From the crazy eyes, to the clutter, to the weird rambling. Freaky!

We always joked that the friend's mom acted like a 90-year-old when she was really in her late 40s. I think Buzz might be her long-lost sister. 

September 3, 2013
12:48 pm
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AndromedaStrain
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Meows: 957
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2012

Oh my god I am So Drunk said
Yeah, I love her too. At least we know where Kerf gets her complete disregard for syntax and her compulsive behavior.

This. If anyone is sitting at home, pondering Kerf's deplorable English skills and shaking their heads, all they need to do is read Buzz's blog. I think they really believe that they are exempt from grammatical rules and regs b/c they are so 'artistic' and 'poetic.' I think Buzz said that her Lasagna was "low in calorie." It's "low in calories" or "low-calorie." 

Also, didn't she say she feed the dolls healthy-choice lasagna? What?! They are all so cray. I want Peepaw to start a blog. I know we know for sure that 3/4 of the Youngers are absurd, so odds are not in his favor, but I find Peepaw endearing and I want to know his real thoughts.



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