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Matt and Kath divorce?
September 21, 2014
9:43 pm
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Becky Katsopolis
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 278
Snarking Since:
February 14, 2014

I often wonder if these 2 will ever divorce.  They seem more like cousins than like spouses.  They share very few of the same interests, Kath clearly thinks Matt isn't good enough for her, they don't really like their kid, they don't have sex, they don't seem "into" each other.  How long can it last?

September 21, 2014
10:09 pm
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Mattheatspenis
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Meows: 87
Snarking Since:
October 24, 2011

I love that someone started this thread as it is something that I ask myself at the end of each "hate reading binge" I fall into. I wonder if they sleep in the same bedroom? There is absolutely NO passion. I really respect folks that keep their romantic/married life off social media, but I think the extent to which we see Matt, is the extent to which he is in Kath's life. He's another prop…another check mark on the list of things she is supposed to accomplish. 

 

On another note, I wonder if he has a little something-something on the side in the way of a "special helper" at the fakery. I bet if he did, Kath would be content…it would be one less thing on her todo list. 

 

UGH, you know that uptight b***h schedules sex in her google calendar. 

September 21, 2014
10:19 pm
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Sarah Ate Two Tacos

They'll never, ever split up. One- they don't ever admit mistakes. Two- divorce is expensive and they ain't havin that shit. Three- they are actually so perfect for one another I hope they go to their graves together, in poorly fitting clothes and matching smug grins.

September 21, 2014
10:35 pm
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Carving That Sistine Chapel
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 519
Snarking Since:
July 16, 2012

I don't think they will get divorced, but I agree that they are more like cousins than spouses. And as long as no one in the community would ever find out, I think Kath would be fine with Matt getting some action on the side. 

Douchey as he is, I do get the sense that Matt likes Carbz. 

September 22, 2014
1:14 am
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Sheridan Bucket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1695
Snarking Since:
April 11, 2012

I agree, it'll never happen. Kath is too obsessed with appearances.

iheartonions said

Douchey as he is, I do get the sense that Matt likes Carbz. 

Yes, at least he seems to enjoy spending time with Carbz, playing and being silly, which is something Kath isn't capable of.

September 22, 2014
8:44 am
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So Sorry, So Sexy
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Meows: 1346
Snarking Since:
January 23, 2014

Matt also actually works hard. And yes, he does seem to genuinely love his child. I'm sure KERF can spin that into HER giving Matt the greatest gift of a son, a son that she didn't even want, but had anyway because she is omgselfless and so underappreciated.

~formerly known as scuffinmarks~
September 22, 2014
11:27 am
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Kerfeltoe
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3271
Snarking Since:
November 21, 2011

Matt works hard?

September 22, 2014
12:03 pm
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Sheridan Bucket
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April 11, 2012

Kerfeltoe said
Matt works hard?

Ha! No kidding. He works less than any small business owner I've ever heard of. Home by 5, weekends off, lots of vacation. They live in fantasy world.

September 22, 2014
1:09 pm
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So Sorry, So Sexy
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Meows: 1346
Snarking Since:
January 23, 2014

Okay, let me rephrase that. Matt actually works hard -> Matt actually works. He does get home by 5, but he also seems to leave extremely early in the morning. He also does not have weekends off – he works at the market and sometimes goes in to start the dough or whatever it is. Whatever, I'm not trying to WK, I realize my statement was not quite right. But, it's not like he doesn't work at all, unlike a certain special fairy ballerina princess of ours.

~formerly known as scuffinmarks~
September 22, 2014
1:55 pm
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S**tty Summer Vegetable
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Meows: 2280
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March 29, 2012

I'm just happy someone started a new thread so KERF doesn't have 126 anymore.

September 22, 2014
3:43 pm
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ina

I don't think Matt leaves THAT early in the morning for work most days. Don't they sleep until 6:26? Some mornings he has to go in around 3:30 and start the dough, but I thought that was only if the normal baker person was off. I honestly don't think either one of them is out of bed in the morning when most people are already commuting to work.

September 22, 2014
4:37 pm
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gwenhara
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3336
Snarking Since:
May 25, 2012

I was under the impression that Math has left for work by 6 most mornings, some mornings super early, and then on Sundays he wakes up to cook for KERF.

I think the guy is a monumental douche, but I think he does actually get up and go to work while Princess c**t sleeps until 6:26 or 7:26 or whatever it is (if IB doesn't wake her up). And then she expects his ass to be home by 5 so he can cook dinner for her because she's afraid to use the stove, the onion, or to exert herself in anyway that can't be documented as as "valedictorian" activity.  Then he's expected to play with IB because Kery needs some alone time after having spent a solid three hours out of 8 with IB.  The remaining 5 he was either sleeping, in school, at the gym daycare, or being pushed around in a stroller.

ETA:  Math would never be able to squeeze in a side piece with his b***h of a wife micromanaging all their time the way she does.  At most he might get a lap dance and a quick blow job at a strip club on one of his "boys' trips" but even then I bet the spectre of Kerf prevents him from actually enjoying it.

He's a henpecked douche asshole and she's a smug c**ty b***h.  They're perfect for each other. She passive aggressively picks at him and he responds with long-winded douchey lectures.  Once a month, probably on the 26th, they have sex because that's what married adults do.  The rest of the time they concentrate on how they're better than everyone else.

September 22, 2014
5:41 pm
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Pumpkin Spice Scente

Dance Party Steak Lunch Scrubbing Bubbles Convention said

I was under the impression that Math has left for work by 6 most mornings, some mornings super early, and then on Sundays he wakes up to cook for KERF.

I think the guy is a monumental douche, but I think he does actually get up and go to work while Princess c**t sleeps until 6:26 or 7:26 or whatever it is (if IB doesn't wake her up). And then she expects his ass to be home by 5 so he can cook dinner for her because she's afraid to use the stove, the onion, or to exert herself in anyway that can't be documented as as "valedictorian" activity.  Then he's expected to play with IB because Kery needs some alone time after having spent a solid three hours out of 8 with IB.  The remaining 5 he was either sleeping, in school, at the gym daycare, or being pushed around in a stroller.

ETA:  Math would never be able to squeeze in a side piece with his b***h of a wife micromanaging all their time the way she does.  At most he might get a lap dance and a quick blow job at a strip club on one of his "boys' trips" but even then I bet the spectre of Kerf prevents him from actually enjoying it.

He's a henpecked douche asshole and she's a smug c**ty b***h.  They're perfect for each other. She passive aggressively picks at him and he responds with long-winded douchey lectures.  Once a month, probably on the 26th, they have sex because that's what married adults do.  The rest of the time they concentrate on how they're better than everyone else.

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