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Matt and Kath divorce?
September 23, 2014
6:56 pm
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Daisy
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May 6, 2012

Unadjusted Monitor said

Forget all this talk of divorce: I just want to know what ringtones they have for each other.

For Kath: why don't you get a job
For Matt : I F@@$n hate you

September 23, 2014
6:56 pm
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gwenhara
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May 25, 2012

Matt's ringtone for KERF is "Pot Kettle Black" by Wilco. 

Kath's ringtone for Matt is "Kiss the Girl" from The Little Mermaid.

September 23, 2014
11:25 pm
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Will Kerf for Work
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October 24, 2013

Let me think for a moment…

 

Matt's ringtone for KERF is "You're So Vain"  —> chosen lyric: "You're so vain, I'll bet you think this song is about you/ Don't you? Don't You?"

Kath's ringtone for Matt is "Every Breath You Take” —> chosen lyric: "very bond you break/Every step you take/I'll be watching you"

September 23, 2014
11:30 pm
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Will Kerf for Work
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October 24, 2013

OR

 

Matt's ringtone for KERF is "Hello, Is it Me You're Looking for?"

Kath's ringtone for Matt is  “BABY DON’T FORGET MY NUMBER” (yes, Milli Vanilli)

September 24, 2014
8:07 am
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gwenhara
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May 25, 2012

Matt's tone for KERF is Dave Matthews Band "Lovers Tonight Friends Tomorrow"

KERF's for Matt is "Funny Honey" from the musical Chicago

September 24, 2014
11:41 am
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Sheridan Bucket
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April 11, 2012

Matt's tone for KERF: David Bowie "Queen B***h" or The Rolling Stones "Beast of Burden"

KERF's for Matt: Devo "Whip It"

September 24, 2014
1:55 pm
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butterluv
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September 23, 2011

Add me to the camp that doesn't think they'll divorce.  I'm in agreement that Kath seems to care more about how things look on the outside than how they are in reality.  Not to mention she seems to be kind of delusional and buys into her own packaging of her life.  I also feel like she has so decided that she and her life are perfect that she might not even realize her life is anything but.  Not to mention she seems so self-involved that this relationship probably suits her just fine. From what she details on the blog her friendships seem superficial and self-serving so it shouldn't surprise me if her romantic relationship is the same.  Besides, I feel like being a divorcee would mean admitting you are not perfect.  Can't see Kath doing that.

September 24, 2014
2:10 pm
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Waddle in the Woods
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May 5, 2014

Add me, too, to the camp that doesn't think they'll divorce. Kath strikes me as someone who doesn't fully enjoy anything, and she also is one of the least ambitious people I can think of. Her standards just aren't that high- not for what she considers to be fashionable, edible, exotic, nor noteworthy. I truly believe it's possible that she genuinely doesn't know/it hasn't occurred to her that a marriage in general & hers specifically could be any different/better.

 

And lolz, Matth is TOTALLY Kath's beast of burden. Good call.

September 26, 2014
12:46 pm
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Ramcat Hamcat
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April 29, 2014

I don't know if they will get divorced, but I think that if they do Matth will initiate it. The reason: Kath doesn't seem like the sort of person who could ever admit that something isn't perfect and wouldn't want to let her trophy or accomplishment go. She'd want to stay married so she could lord it over everyone else (especially those whose marriages didn't work out) about how she's been in a "successful" relationship for so many years. If she got divorced, she'd have to admit that she didn't "win" at something or didn't do better at something than everyone else. She's too competitive to do that.

September 26, 2014
2:58 pm
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Special Little March
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November 13, 2013
Formerly You, Kant, Always Get What You Want!
September 26, 2014
3:44 pm
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Not Exceeding Expectations
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August 5, 2012

Special Little March said
Grounds for divorce:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14aVSeakPEw&index=42&list=UU4OWUnw3OyU7Z93-eqEOsag

Isn't that pretty much what his voice sounds like when he hasn't inhaled helium?  I remember it sounding really high pitched and that laugh is just terrible.  

FKA President Camacho
September 26, 2014
3:51 pm
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Dont park here
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March 15, 2012

I am not sure if they will divorce, but I agree that Matt would be the one instigating it. I think the catalyst would be if he hooked up with some clueless, young hottie. He'd realize that life could be fun if be got away from kath's b***h control. I give him a 60% chance of having the balls to do it.

September 26, 2014
7:32 pm
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Judy Mcc**terson
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Meows: 876
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December 16, 2012

Me cat, you mouse said
I am not sure if they will divorce, but I agree that Matt would be the one instigating it. I think the catalyst would be if he hooked up with some clueless, young hottie. He'd realize that life could be fun if be got away from kath's b***h control. I give him a 60% chance of having the balls to do it.

Assuming some clueless young hottie is dumb enough to bang him, he'd probably still be too chickenshit to initiate a divorce. He's probably counting on Kathy's family money to cushion him for when the bakery fails.



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