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Meal KERF ate, or random list of ingredients?
July 7, 2016
1:23 pm
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Saint Dorothy Mantooth
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 837
Snarking Since:
August 20, 2012

Inspired by My new nudist friend Robert!

 

Can you identify which of these are meals KERF ate out of one plate or bowl, and which are a list of random ingredients?

 

1. Broccoli, pineapple, kiwi, green pepper, mustard, pumpkin seeds, cottage cheese

2. Sprouts, black olives, corn, gorgonzola, mandarin oranges, hard-boiled egg, mushrooms, raisins

3. Canned black beans, coconut, cream cheese, maple syrup, lima beans

4. Salmon, carrots, blue cheese, chips, and a slice of pizza, all served over greens

5. Raw okra, couscous, pinto beans, sugar cookie

6. Green beans, navy beans, salmon, ravioli, barbecue sauce

7. Rice, zucchini, smoked paprika, honey almonds, crumbs

8. Meatballs, blue cheese, sweet potato fries, flatbread crackers, all served over greens

9. Raw tempeh, nut butter, jam, tortilla

10. Fried chicken, cottage cheese, mustard greens, cherries

11. Yeast roll, egg, cheddar, cinnamon, apple fried in butter

12. Sardines packed in maple syrup, yogurt, blue cheese, kale, lavender salt, ketchup

13. Salad of tofu, lettuce, basil, coconut rice, thawed frozen green peas, cheddar cheese

14. Baby spinach, curried cauliflower, green beans, squash, tofu, garlicky kale, corn casserole, mac 'n' cheese

15. Pita with guacamole made from peas, canned chickpeas, corn

16. Sandwich of pickle, cheese, and mustard on a honey wheat roll

17. Blended spinach, banana, blackberries, milk, and ice, served in a bowl topped with raisin bran and chia seeds

18. Tofu, okra, barbecue sauce, millet, coconut butter

19. Pizza-flavored cashew "cheese" on cornbread, arugula, bacon, gorgonzola, pickle, peaches

20. Pomegranate, guava, pickled herring, English breakfast tea, piece of cake from freezer

July 7, 2016
2:49 pm
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DotCom
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 728
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2013

smiley-happy096 and eek

July 7, 2016
4:59 pm
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Oatsiedog
Hamcat
Meows: 105
Snarking Since:
June 27, 2012

If the answer is "All Of The Above" then I think my head will explode.

 

I'm going with:

 

4

7

8

9

11

13

14

16

17

19

 

But those were tough choices!!!!

July 7, 2016
5:57 pm
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Ballin on a Budget
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 877
Snarking Since:
July 13, 2012

What a flash from the past. I'm going with all of these are Kerf eats. You may have suck a few fakes in there, but they all sound familiar. Barf.

Formerly MD Girl Scout badge
July 7, 2016
6:20 pm
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Daisy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1924
Snarking Since:
May 6, 2012

I'm gong to say 1, 5 and 10 are fakes. Sadly I think I remember a lot of those.

July 12, 2016
4:57 pm
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flappy bacon
Hamcat
Meows: 102
Snarking Since:
October 9, 2014

3 cannot be real. CANNOT

July 12, 2016
8:49 pm
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DotCom
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 728
Snarking Since:
April 10, 2013

7. Crumbs. Crumbs? What?

July 13, 2016
12:44 pm
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fancy sauce
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 533
Snarking Since:
May 16, 2014

I need the real answers! I have a list of my responses here all ready to compare. sani_elephantdance

July 13, 2016
1:28 pm
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Daisy
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1924
Snarking Since:
May 6, 2012

Yes, don't keep us in suspense. Which are kerfstrocities and which are real ?

July 13, 2016
1:38 pm
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Onionbreath
Hamcat
Meows: 169
Snarking Since:
December 13, 2012

My guesses for actual KERF meals are: 1, 4, 5,8,9,11,12,14,15,16,17,18,20. 

July 18, 2016
12:46 am
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Stale Microwaved Pasta Kiss
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 321
Snarking Since:
June 5, 2012

I remaining unconvinced that she actually has working tastebuds. I refuse to believe that someone who does would eat literally any of these combinations.

July 18, 2016
2:42 am
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My new nudist friend Robert
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1804
Snarking Since:
February 27, 2012

Oh man I am honored to have spawned a thread and I am just seeing this! This is hysterical. I actually believe most of these are fake! I could see her eating these but for whatever reason I ony think the following are real:

4, 6, 8, 11, 14, 16, and 17. 

Man I want to know now! 

-Formerly California Mazens-
July 19, 2016
11:35 am
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Saint Dorothy Mantooth
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 837
Snarking Since:
August 20, 2012

Whoops, sorry to leave you hanging! 5, 10, 15, and 20 are ones I made up. The rest are real. 

I tried to keep track of my sources so I could cite them, but I got discombobulated embarrassed Lost in a sea of okra and cottage cheese! 

Here is #3 for sure

And #7 — crumbs! 

Daisy meowed
Which are kerfstrocities and which are real ?

Kerfstrocities lol



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