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She is officially the frumpiest frump who every frumped.
March 17, 2012
5:39 pm
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st0913
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December 16, 2011

IMG_4895Blog

You are inside! No need for the neck warmer. Jesus Christ.

March 17, 2012
5:48 pm
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ThighGap
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September 28, 2011

I can't wait until she starts posting pictures of her in nursing tops.  So many of those shirts are awful and she's going to pick the worst of the worst.  Or wear nursing tank tops that give her uniboob.

March 17, 2012
5:54 pm
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FattyMagoo

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Uh, can you guys please start writing why these are horrible? Judging from these, I need some serious fashion help too! :(

I don't think half of them are horrible. I think people just really hate KERF.

March 17, 2012
6:04 pm
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superfrodos
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February 22, 2012

Kerfeltoe said

 

PIC 1 : I personally think this is one of her better outfit choices. I think it's quite nice besides the button down shirt underneath. But I would wear it.

PIC 2 : She ruined a completely good outfit but wearing flip flops ( I don't understand her love of effin flip flops) and matching so much. She should have replaced the green earrings with studs and had a plain bag handbag. Heck I would have even been alright if she had just matched two things but OMG 3 items of the EXACT same colour is overkill.

March 17, 2012
6:10 pm
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Kerfeltoe
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Pic 2: The sweater is the only acceptable thing about this outfit. Even so, though she looks okay in this picture, women with ginormous boobs should avoid ruffles, flowers, gathers, etc. near the bust. The blouse doesn't fit properly (gaps between the buttons). The jeans are too baggy to tuck into boots and the boots are fug and need brushed. 

March 17, 2012
6:11 pm
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dogsandmovies
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March 17, 2012
6:18 pm
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superfrodos
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February 22, 2012

KERF's biggest fashions problems in my opinion based on the fact that I'm short and I carry my weight in the top part of my body :

- Stripes : She is a short girl with big boobs. Stripes only make her look wider and more top heavy.
- Her tops : She needs to find a more flattering neckline ie V neckline or scooped neckline.
- Her shoes : Flips flops, sneakers, ugly fat heeled shoes. Wearing sandals/pumps would do a world of good.
- Pants : Too baggy, her shorts are too long aka they reach her knees. If you're short (like me and KERFY), you should either wear proper shorts or long pants that reach your ankles because otherwise you'll look shorter (because you're showing less leg), stockier and wider.

That's just a couple of her main issues, I'm sure there are MANY more.

Her outfit for her mom's bday dinner was gross. She was so proud of her stomach sticking out before she even ate dinner but she looked really bad. She needs to work on her outfits because she looks like the Michelin Man.

March 17, 2012
6:19 pm
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Kerfeltoe
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November 21, 2011

Another "college" idea – Kerfectionist in too-short polo shirts.

March 17, 2012
6:22 pm
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superfrodos
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February 22, 2012

Kerfeltoe said

Pic 2: The sweater is the only acceptable thing about this outfit. Even so, though she looks okay in this picture, women with ginormous boobs should avoid ruffles, flowers, gathers, etc. near the bust. The blouse doesn't fit properly (gaps between the buttons). The jeans are too baggy to tuck into boots and the boots are fug and need brushed. 

I personally think skinny jeans are the only type you can tuck into boots. Bootleg ones are too baggy and thus unflattering because there is excess material when you tuck them into boots.

The boots are too wellington like and remind me of boots I wear when I go to the stables at my friend's farm. They're not fashions boots. They're functional boots.

March 17, 2012
6:39 pm
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pumpkinspice
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October 20, 2011

La Crema - yum!Blog

 

She wore this on her honeymoon.  The absolute unsexiest outfit you could possibly wear.

March 17, 2012
6:44 pm
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formerHLB
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September 23, 2011

Her titties are too big to look cute in anything and her choice of foot wear just aint right.

March 17, 2012
6:48 pm
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st0913
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December 16, 2011

IMG_0092Blog

March 17, 2012
6:48 pm
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guest

LOL for real.



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