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momastery / Glennon Doyle Melton
November 16, 2016
5:40 pm
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I am imaging Glennon cocooning one of her #Warriors in silk and linen, dropping them in a swimming pool, allowing them to emerge out in a rebirthing and making the #Warrior call her 'mommy'.

This would be me at one of those #Warrior events…

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November 16, 2016
6:06 pm
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Yes she already did the adoption thing which was when I first realized how crazy she is. She abandoned her three children at home to go with i fertile couples to Washington to try to get foreign babies. It was all about how the world would view her carrying a black baby.

She and Abby would both be disqualified with their police records. But does Glennon actually have one?

I'm totally LOLing on the indigo girls comment and also on her announcing she doesn't care what the monkees think but then realizing she needs them to sell books because her books aren't good.

Also it is so fun to see the monkees/minions freak out. They are realizing it's all a big facade. Good for them! Abby will figure it out too.

November 16, 2016
7:31 pm
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I think Glennon is forgetting to take her meds and is manic. Her behavior is more grandiose than usual and her narcissism is raging at an all time high. Her impulsivity is out of control leaping into a new relationship so fast and declaring her love while simultaneously having her publicist call every major newspaper. I hope for her and her kids sake she continues to see her therapist and take her meds consistently. I hate myself for being so annoyed with someone battling mental illness.

November 17, 2016
8:55 am
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What's with her and laps? She's sitting on a strangers lap. For God's sake, this woman is cuckoo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4JFDUBcMI/?hl=en

November 17, 2016
9:47 am
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Just a casual observer of some of these christian mommy bloggers. I kind of got sucked in to this thread when she announced Oprah's her new bestie. Haven't read her books and pretty sure I haven't read her blog.

Anywhos, I can't help but wonder if this "coming out" so hastily has something to do with fellow Love Warrior, Mommy Blogger, Peak White Woman friend Jen Hatmaker giving Jesus' stamp of approval on homosexuals. I saw a bunch of articles about Hatmaker's blog post a few weeks ago and how it shook up the evangelical white woman base.

Yes we've heard speculation for months about Glennon's next relationship being with a woman (because Liz Gilbert), but I can't help but feel that because of her manic narcissism, she took Hatmaker's statement as a challenge to one up. "Jen approves of gays in church, but look at me monkees I AM gay!!"

I also find it funny that both Glennon and Hatmaker were very outspoken against our president elect, however evangelical white women (their target audience) overwhelmingly voted for him. Maybe these bloggers don't have as much influence as we (or they) would like to think.  

November 17, 2016
10:07 am
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Must chap Glennon's hide to know she lives in the Mommy blogger section of GOMI.rofl

November 17, 2016
6:26 pm
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What's with her and laps? She's sitting on a strangers lap. For God's sake, this woman is cuckoo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4JFDUBcMI/?hl=en

I really appreciate the "b***h, please" the woman on the right is giving the two of them.

November 17, 2016
7:34 pm
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What's with her and laps? She's sitting on a strangers lap. For God's sake, this woman is cuckoo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4JFDUBcMI/?hl=en

I really appreciate the "b***h, please" the woman on the right is giving the two of them.

roflHow did I miss that the first time I looked at that photo? Maybe because I was to busy making the same face looking at lap lovin' Glennon.

November 18, 2016
4:38 am
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Just a casual observer of some of these christian mommy bloggers. I kind of got sucked in to this thread when she announced Oprah's her new bestie. Haven't read her books and pretty sure I haven't read her blog.

Anywhos, I can't help but wonder if this "coming out" so hastily has something to do with fellow Love Warrior, Mommy Blogger, Peak White Woman friend Jen Hatmaker giving Jesus' stamp of approval on homosexuals. I saw a bunch of articles about Hatmaker's blog post a few weeks ago and how it shook up the evangelical white woman base.

Yes we've heard speculation for months about Glennon's next relationship being with a woman (because Liz Gilbert), but I can't help but feel that because of her manic narcissism, she took Hatmaker's statement as a challenge to one up. "Jen approves of gays in church, but look at me monkees I AM gay!!"

I also find it funny that both Glennon and Hatmaker were very outspoken against our president elect, however evangelical white women (their target audience) overwhelmingly voted for him. Maybe these bloggers don't have as much influence as we (or they) would like to think.  

I think it's the opposite.  I think Glennon came out to Hatmaker a month or 2 ago, so Hatmaker decided to put her views out there before Glennon came out publicly. Her whole solidarity thing. Also, lots of Glennon's Christian pals have been stating their homosexual support lately. Kirsten Howerton at Rage Against the Minivan, Jamie The Very Worst Missionary, Jen Hatmaker.  It's a thing. I'm just waiting for her missionary friends in Haiti to post something about it.  One by one so many bloggers I used to follow became Glennon supporters, and I just couldn't stomach them anymore. 

 

Also, agree with everyone else who stated that the craziest part of this whole thing is the SPEED at which it is happening.  It is so bizarre to bring a new LOVE into your "family" and announce it publicly so quickly. FOR REALS THIS TIME.  Another addict. Or recovering addict. It's such a shit-show. 

November 18, 2016
3:24 pm
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JeanLouiseFinch
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So how exactly did people connect these two?  I mean, I know someone wrote here (prior to the announcement) that Glennon and Abby were together because they were wearing each others' initials on their necklaces.  But how did someone know to randomly look at Abby's IG to figure that out?

November 18, 2016
4:16 pm
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August 14, 2014

From the New York Times book review:

She is a recovering bulimic and alcoholic who became sober for marriage and motherhood. Then, three kids later, she discovers her husband is wrestling his own addictions: to pornography and sex with strangers. How she — and he — rebuild their lives, together and apart, is what makes “Love Warrior” so riveting.

The book is touted as if her marriage survived, but then didn't, but she still survived yo! …I just feel like her whole facade is fake. Including her new-found relationship.

I don't think she really is gay. I think she's using this for book sales and page clicks. And I know this because of the Indigo Girls reference. It's over the top as her way to joke herself into the community. Would a person who was really gay even bring up the Indigo Girls in a coming out post?

And of all the people to have this relationship with, she picks a celebrity (sports, but still, a lot of women know who Abby is).

If were a 'monkey' I'd unfollow her. She's gotten the Oprah effect. She's so unrelatable (just like Oprah). So all those years with Craig were…? 

November 19, 2016
3:58 pm
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What's with her and laps? She's sitting on a strangers lap. For God's sake, this woman is cuckoo.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BM4JFDUBcMI/?hl=en

"a church full of thousands of Love Warriors" tells me everything I need to know about how this nutjob sees herself. She is the messiah in her own eyes and her lap disciples are there for no reason than to serve and honor her. 

She is batshit. Totally and completely batshit insane drunk on her own power and importance. She's just David Koresh with a good blowout and better pr management. 

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November 20, 2016
1:02 pm
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So how exactly did people connect these two?  I mean, I know someone wrote here (prior to the announcement) that Glennon and Abby were together because they were wearing each others' initials on their necklaces.  But how did someone know to randomly look at Abby's IG to figure that out?

 I think someone mentioned a board for lesbian gossip (which I think was started by lesbians) and that message board is where it first came up. People had seen the 2 together around town a lot and it seemed like more than a friendship.

  I think she could be bisexual or even just gay, but I still am suspicious of her going after a celebrity.

  I suspect G is headed for a big crash once her "fame" dissapears, sister BFF Oprah refuses to return her calls, and there are new books on the NYT Best seller list. She could write a coming out book, but that is becoming so cliche and may not sell the way she hopes. I predict once the fame is over, there will be a breakup and a bunch of heartwrenching blog posts with endless comments of support from her monkeys. She will then work tirelessly to create another viral post. Perhaps she will write some post with the other new cliche about how she falls in love with the person and gender is not a factor. She'll date a younger man, maybe even a gay man, another famous lesbian and a perhaps Kelle Hampton or something.



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