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Sharp Endurance
December 27, 2016
12:37 pm
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Sending love and good humps youre way
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 896
Snarking Since:
August 7, 2012

lena meowed
Does he know nothing about ultras?  Does he know that there won't be bands at every mile and cheering spectators the whole time?  Doe he know there will be no ambassador program to give him free entry and other stuff?  Does he know that a lot of ultras don't even give out bling at the end (the only reason he and his ilk even do races because they were the kids who never won anything beyond participation trophies growing up)?  Does he know that trail running is infinitely harder than road running?  Does he know he'll have to actually train for it?  Dude almost died at the end of Boston last April for lack of training, and he's going to run more than double that distance? rolleyes  He just seems to have a list of random running goals on his wall and throws darts at it and for 2017 he hit "run an ultra!"

LOLZ for days if he attempts this. My girlfriend did the 100M and said it was really hard! He is an able bodied mid 30s guy with no real job (?) — dude should be CRUSHING all of his training… but I guess it's hard to train when you have to document every.single.thing.

January 9, 2017
1:03 pm
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Ima Runner
Hamcat
Meows: 115
Snarking Since:
December 9, 2015

Our boy Sharpie survived Dopey! I say survived because it doesn't look like he put much effort into it. 

 

5K – 34:40 (11:09 min/mi)

10K – 1:10:41 (11:22 min/mi)

1/2 (cancelled) – 2:29:39 (11:26 min/mi) He also took a break in the middle for a storm cell to pass (https://twitter.com/SharpEndurance/status/817723148242194432)

Marathon – 6:13:34 (14:14 min/mi) 

I know most people don't or can't run all out every day of these multi day challenges. But most people I know that do them choose at least one day to go a little faster and actually run. Even these paces seem slow for Sharpie.

January 9, 2017
4:28 pm
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Count de Meowmy
Meows: 896
Snarking Since:
August 7, 2012

so annoyed he's a Garmin ambASSador

January 9, 2017
4:37 pm
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Ima Runner
Hamcat
Meows: 115
Snarking Since:
December 9, 2015

I think I know why he picked Javelina 100K for his ultra. It has a 29 hour cutoff! He could run slower than that WDW marathon pace, take a nap for a few hours in the night, and then finish the race.

January 18, 2017
9:00 am
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Other Mother
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1074
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2013

The 1/2 marathon post really irritated me.  Not just Sharpie, but anyone out there running in general.  The race was cancelled due to lightning in the area.  And because people were annoyed and wanted to earn that medal right then and there, they risked their own safety (and the safety of others) by going out and doing a mock 1/2 around resorts.  My social media feeds were flooded with people out there doing this, and most everyone was saying stuff like, "OMG the lightning was INSANE!!!!!!!" and, "Wow the sidewalks were super slippery during the storms, maybe Disney should do something about that??"  Even Sharpie posted he was dodging lightning.  I just roll my eyes big time at people like this, as it was done as a LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE moment.  

January 18, 2017
2:20 pm
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Ima Runner
Hamcat
Meows: 115
Snarking Since:
December 9, 2015

I have a feeling we're all going to have a new reason to be annoyed tomorrow. 

! Tomorrow on YouTube and the blog. It's worth the wait.

January 19, 2017
11:40 am
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Count de Meowmy
Meows: 896
Snarking Since:
August 7, 2012

Ima Runner meowed
I have a feeling we're all going to have a new reason to be annoyed tomorrow. 

! Tomorrow on YouTube and the blog. It's worth the wait.

he's going to run London.

 

excuse me.

 

"Run" London.

January 19, 2017
11:43 am
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Ima Runner
Hamcat
Meows: 115
Snarking Since:
December 9, 2015

As I expected, the douche bag is running London. He got in through a charity. Ugh! He probably won't even train for it.

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January 19, 2017
11:44 am
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allthefeels
Baroness of Ham
Meows: 388
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2011

Other Mother meowed
The 1/2 marathon post really irritated me.  Not just Sharpie, but anyone out there running in general.  The race was cancelled due to lightning in the area.  And because people were annoyed and wanted to earn that medal right then and there, they risked their own safety (and the safety of others) by going out and doing a mock 1/2 around resorts.  My social media feeds were flooded with people out there doing this, and most everyone was saying stuff like, "OMG the lightning was INSANE!!!!!!!" and, "Wow the sidewalks were super slippery during the storms, maybe Disney should do something about that??"  Even Sharpie posted he was dodging lightning.  I just roll my eyes big time at people like this, as it was done as a LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE moment.  

In their defense puke, the concern for the weather was mostly overnight when the volunteers would be setting up, and very early in the course when they wouldn't have any shelter to provide for fools that went out there. Later in the morning/day the weather mostly cleared up. 

 

But yes, I agree, most of those people were out for a LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE opportunity.

January 19, 2017
11:45 am
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Ima Runner
Hamcat
Meows: 115
Snarking Since:
December 9, 2015

Sending love and good humps youre way meowed 
he's going to run London.

 

excuse me.

 

"Run" London.

 

"Run"

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January 19, 2017
11:51 am
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GivesMeTheFeels
Hamcat
Meows: 66
Snarking Since:
October 30, 2015

Ima Runner meowed
As I expected, the douche bag is running London. He got in through a charity. Ugh! He probably won't even train for it.

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He will not and he will likely video/instagram/facebook as he walks the entire course. Yippeeee.puke

January 19, 2017
1:23 pm
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Other Mother
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1074
Snarking Since:
March 14, 2013

But how is this breaking news?  You are going via charity (AND STILL HAVE TO GET THE DONATIONS).  You didn't "earn" a spot.  

January 19, 2017
2:34 pm
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fuzzysocks
Count de Meowmy
Meows: 531
Snarking Since:
June 11, 2013

OH FFS!!!! I'm sorry guys that this is like the fourth thread that I've ranted about London in, but AFHEUDFHES:UFHESUAHLHFRLH!!!!

 

I can't afford a charity bib-because my social circle isn't that wide–but this guy of course naturally can, because all his 'fans' will just throw their money at him and his f**king raffle from his 'sponsors.'

 

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  angryangrysangrysangryshutupshutup

 

I'm going to be PISSED when I see him while spectating.





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