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Jenna Cole Photography
October 22, 2015
8:34 pm
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Florida Stanely
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Meows: 929
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May 15, 2014

i was like "what is that awful orange streak stretching diagonally across the entire picture" & then realized it is the sunset. wtf.

Holy special snowflake, Batman!
October 22, 2015
8:50 pm
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Purple21
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July 28, 2014

outersunsetSF meowed
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blog post: http://jennacole.com/blog/2009/

Thank you for finding it!  I particularly love the angle of TH's head here – no wonder she was so dazzled when her Nudist Friend Robert managed to talk to her without checking out her boobs. Although I'm guessing he's really talking to That Foetus…  And yes, that orange streak does look like a flaw in the film or something, rather than a sunset! 

October 22, 2015
10:08 pm
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People Pleaser!
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Meows: 682
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January 10, 2014

OutersunsetSF, thanks so much for digging up that WTF image. I couldn't bring myswlf to go back there poking around for it. I remembered these images were taken during TW's pregnancy with T1.

TW and TA were staying with the Andersens and that is presumably Andersen furniture in the picture. At night, In a field of stubble. I can only imagine how excited everyone was to pack up their living room furniture into a truck to drive it out to the field in order to serve Jenna's artistic vision. Not.

Formerly "Managing My Suave" and "A Cad and a Bounder"
October 22, 2015
10:13 pm
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Bort Sampson
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Meows: 480
Snarking Since:
September 23, 2013

They're saying "Can't wait to neglect you later!"

October 22, 2015
10:33 pm
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Purple21
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July 28, 2014

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They're saying "Can't wait to neglect you later!"

Well, he was the perfect child in those days. Made Jenna look like a model mother without requiring her to do anything more than eat all the cheese she wanted. 

October 23, 2015
9:02 am
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My Flawless Danish Complexion with a touch of faux vitiligo
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March 7, 2013

That lighting in that sofa-in-a-field photo looks to direct/harsh.

Not to mention those flat pillows. uh

October 23, 2015
10:50 am
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People Pleaser!
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Meows: 682
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2014

My Flawless Danish Complexion meowed

That lighting in that sofa-in-a-field photo looks to direct/harsh.

Not to mention those flat pillows. uh

I imagine the light source to be headlights from the truck that hauled in the furniture.

This image could not be worse. Its like a parody of a Grace Coddington Vogue shoot. Only its no parody, it's a sincere effort of yokels. I actually think it's brilliant, it's so awful.

Formerly "Managing My Suave" and "A Cad and a Bounder"
October 23, 2015
11:23 am
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Florida Stanely
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Meows: 929
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May 15, 2014

it is like she was just so adamant about having pregnancy pictures right that second that day that she didn't care that there was no light to chase, she didn't care that she had to use everyone else as resources. honestly swavacado just seems lost and just seems like..maybe this was the first step to him just trying to make her happy and giving her what she 'wants' & falling into the enabler routine bc jenna's entire family is like that. uh 

Holy special snowflake, Batman!
October 24, 2015
1:26 am
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Bitchin Betty

Not one bit of this one is in focus:

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But at least the light is pretty, right? That's the main thing about photography.

October 24, 2015
3:23 am
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onatrek
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May 30, 2014

My Flawless Danish Complexion meowed

October 24, 2015
3:32 am
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Purple21
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Meows: 3909
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July 28, 2014

Ahh, the Stalker Behind the Bushes period.  Nothing like blotches of green on the subject's face to really highlight their personality. 

October 24, 2015
5:10 am
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Ladycoder Tantrums
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 808
Snarking Since:
February 2, 2015

The blurry stalker pictures drive me crazy.

The fuzzy couple up there a couple of posts (can't quote you) doesn't look TOO bad…it's the kind of picture I'd think was charming if my Aunt Betty took it with her point-and-shoot, but I'd be pissed if I paid for that from a "professional" photographer. I don't know who can look at those pictures and still hire her.

October 24, 2015
1:49 pm
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B***hy and snide IS putting my best foot forward
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June 2, 2015

Can we talk about that latest IG film pic of the kids? Scrubby median strip in front of a bank, unimpressive backdrop of the parking lot. Why would she pull out the film for that? That is a quick phone shot at best and T1's eyes are closed. Was that the best she had to share???? What am I missing?



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