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Jenna Cole Photography
January 9, 2017
4:38 pm
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LifeHappens
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September 16, 2016

jennacolephoto_wed just posted a picture talking about social study and thanking them for opening up for her wine bar portion of her engagement session.  Good heavens, I hope she doesn't give this proof to the couple, you can't even see them, I think she took the picture from the other side of the glass and is getting an image of the outside of the building and part of the couple sitting inside.  Her comment is that it was cozy and intimate even with people typing away next to the couple.  There is certainly nothing cozy and intimate about this picture, if I had taken it I would have thrown it away once my film was developed, or deleted it immediately from the camera if it was digital. 

Then jennacolephoto_fam posted a picture with a light bar going through the middle, like the film was ruined or something. On that one she is gushing that it was a pleasure to document a quiet morning at home for someone.  Again, a picture worthy only of the trash can.

What in the world is she thinking with these pictures.angry

January 9, 2017
4:50 pm
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derp twerk
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March 4, 2013

"It's peak engagement time! Jenna Cole will be offering limited wedding availability throughout 2017 (even though I would be delighted to witness all the gorgeous and personal ceremonies scheduled for the next year!). Email jenna@jennacole.com and we can talk about how my vibrant style can jam with your beaming wedding day visage!"

Uh uh.

January 9, 2017
5:15 pm
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Purple21
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Meows: 3913
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July 28, 2014

Maybe there's a job opening for a spirit photographer, capturing the vibrant visage of the ectoplasm haunting your family home. 

Then she could make good use of all that flawed film, by giving it back to the clients and saying "Here's a photo of your family ghost." 

As for that engagement photo – yes, it looks like she was snooping outside, took a really bad photo of the couple through the glass, and then tried to pretend it was an engagement session. 

January 9, 2017
5:22 pm
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jw3402
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October 1, 2011

derp twerk meowed
"It's peak engagement time! Jenna Cole will be offering limited wedding availability throughout 2017 (even though I would be delighted to witness all the gorgeous and personal ceremonies scheduled for the next year!). Email jenna@jennacole.com and we can talk about how my vibrant style can jam with your beaming wedding day visage!"

Uh uh.

"Limited wedding availability" – mmhmm. drool

January 9, 2017
11:42 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
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March 10, 2016

jw3402 meowed

derp twerk meowed
"It's peak engagement time! Jenna Cole will be offering limited wedding availability throughout 2017 (even though I would be delighted to witness all the gorgeous and personal ceremonies scheduled for the next year!). Email jenna@jennacole.com and we can talk about how my vibrant style can jam with your beaming wedding day visage!"

Uh uh.

"Limited wedding availability" – mmhmm. drool

Translation: "I'll work a wedding or two if I absolutely have to because I need to keep my spouse believing that I am a working photog, but only if you let me shoot expired film with cameras I don't really know how to use and your wedding is at the beach or in another state or, better yet, another country and you pay to fly me there."

January 10, 2017
10:19 am
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Your Name is Liar
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December 10, 2012

GobsmackedCelt meowed

jw3402 meowed

derp twerk meowed
"It's peak engagement time! Jenna Cole will be offering limited wedding availability throughout 2017 (even though I would be delighted to witness all the gorgeous and personal ceremonies scheduled for the next year!). Email jenna@jennacole.com and we can talk about how my vibrant style can jam with your beaming wedding day visage!"

Uh uh.

"Limited wedding availability" – mmhmm. drool

Translation: "I'll work a wedding or two if I absolutely have to because I need to keep my spouse believing that I am a working photog, but only if you let me shoot expired film with cameras I don't really know how to use and your wedding is at the beach or in another state or, better yet, another country and you pay to fly me there."

Yes, this. If you're available to witness the ceremony, you're available to work it. Or does she mean 2018? Maybe "following year" would have been clearer?

My Dog Knows Your Secrets
January 10, 2017
5:41 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3913
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

I think she's cribbed the wording from another photographer and messed it up. She meant to say "only a few spots available, so book now!" to imply demand (!!) and get people in a hurry to book.  But it doesn't work with weddings, because people have a specific date in mind, and they aren't going to call if they think you aren't available.

I follow a birth photographer on Instagram who just put up a post offering a 20% discount for people who book today…  

 My availability is very limited, so inquire asap.


A birth photographer having limited availability is good business sense, but a wedding photographer who won't commit to working every single weekend is just not professional at all. 



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