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Jenna Cole's Strangest Photo Captions
June 7, 2016
6:05 am
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Purple21
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Oh, I am going to love this thread! 

June 7, 2016
9:50 am
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semi flush mount boob
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Purple21 meowed
Oh, I am going to love this thread! 

smiley-signs064 Me too. Her captions are so bad. I'm glad that we have a place to house all of her word vomit. 

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
June 7, 2016
11:47 am
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Billsburg
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Neck Brace Man is My Hero meowed
Let's discuss.

Some recent stand-outs include:

"sometimes a handicap of some sort can be just what you need to push you to soar"

"When a toddler is only happy while snacking on goldfish throughout a session 'kisses to mommy' are the best way I know of to hide a mouth full of mangled fishes"

"Kids don't care how much weight you've lost or whether you've put your face on"

and this classic:

 

"Freelensed bride, meet your #double-exposure groom."

Why does she insist of making her "subjects" look like they are extras from "Walking Dead" or the old old movie,  "House of Wax"?    There must be some psychological explanation for this other than she is bat guano crazy.

Formerly Bills
June 7, 2016
4:58 pm
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a teenage girl who drives through the neighborhood screaming ball sack! out an open window
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Billsburg meowed

Neck Brace Man is My Hero meowed
Let's discuss.

Some recent stand-outs include:

"sometimes a handicap of some sort can be just what you need to push you to soar"

"When a toddler is only happy while snacking on goldfish throughout a session 'kisses to mommy' are the best way I know of to hide a mouth full of mangled fishes"

"Kids don't care how much weight you've lost or whether you've put your face on"

and this classic:

 

"Freelensed bride, meet your #double-exposure groom."

Why does she insist of making her "subjects" look like they are extras from "Walking Dead" or the old old movie,  "House of Wax"?    There must be some psychological explanation for this other than she is bat guano crazy.

All I can think of when I see this photo is the Homer Simpson going into the bushes gif.

June 7, 2016
5:51 pm
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Purple21
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Las Vegas, February 2015. Note: Walking around the strip a as a female in the early morning with a bag on your hip will earn catcalls and comments from passers-by regarding your "walk of shame". Las Vegas you should know I feel no shame, no matter what's in my bag or how I spent the previous night.

 

Haleakala, Maui, Hawaii. December, 2014. I imagine this is what our vacations on the moon will look like.

 

Salt Lake City, UT. A hike where we started as strangers and descended as friends. We all have so much common ground to uncover if we just take the time to dig.

 

 

June 7, 2016
6:10 pm
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hatereads
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Thank you for creating this thread!

I don't even know what to do with the grammar and garbled syntax of that second caption, but it would make good Yoko Ono poetry.

June 7, 2016
11:02 pm
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outersunsetSF
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trying to sound mysterious…. sounds like a lunatic:

I'm up in this tree though and I look around at the field of options and the drop down from dreaming to reality has me frozen in place… an email makes its way to me that illuminates a ladder leading to bright and hopeful and new things that make all the pieces fit together in a way I couldn't imagine before.

 

 

June 7, 2016
11:17 pm
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Have Megaphone, Will Blow-Hard
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Pic of a couple in the distance, on the beach:

jennacolephotoThey're strangers to me, completely unaware of the camera. That's unscripted love right there, and it is magic.

Frickin stalker. Creepy. Glad it's not me!dead

June 7, 2016
11:35 pm
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Purple21
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outersunsetSF meowed
trying to sound mysterious…. sounds like a lunatic:

I'm up in this tree though and I look around at the field of options and the drop down from dreaming to reality has me frozen in place… an email makes its way to me that illuminates a ladder leading to bright and hopeful and new things that make all the pieces fit together in a way I couldn't imagine before.

 

 

If you were in a tree, why would you want a ladder to help you climb UP??!!! There's obviously great Internet access in the field of options, if she can get emails in a tree.

 

smiley-laughing004

June 8, 2016
12:34 am
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outersunsetSF
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drinking with the German white supremacists:

I can't imagine living in a mindset where I have to put a box around myself at all times making sure everyone knows I'm married. Things were flirtatious in the way that things are flirtatious with young girls in dresses and older men hungry for validation and the feeling that they can still get attention from young pretty girls, but I am happy my relationship boundaries don't define fidelity as an absence of all contact with men/women strictly made of polite and friendly conversation.

June 8, 2016
11:46 am
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Florida Stanely
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^ the caption where she flirted with the nazis..one day jenna is going to find herself in a scary situation that started out as "flirting" if she keeps up this way with her "new friends" she keeps finding. uh

Holy special snowflake, Batman!
June 8, 2016
12:39 pm
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The Life Changing Magic of Adulting
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outersunsetSF meowed

drinking with the German white supremacists:

I can't imagine living in a mindset where I have to put a box around myself at all times making sure everyone knows I'm married. Things were flirtatious in the way that things are flirtatious with young girls in dresses and older men hungry for validation and the feeling that they can still get attention from young pretty girls, but I am happy my relationship boundaries don't define fidelity as an absence of all contact with men/women strictly made of polite and friendly conversation.

Yeah, Jenna. I'm sure it was the older men who were hungry for validation. LOL.

June 8, 2016
1:39 pm
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Billsburg
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for size reference, my face is xxsmall meowed
Oddly (for anyone else), Jenna paired this caption with a picture of the Amalfi coast:

 

Some teenage girls in a cafe very kindly took 30 seconds to tell me how "adorable" they think I am (I'm wearing a bright blue 3/4 dress with heels and have pink hair and am OWNING my style today). I blushed like a preteen at their compliments. A nice reminder to take a few moments whenever possible to sprinkle some kindness.  #amalficoast #takemeback #favoriteplaceever

Uh huh.   Just so long as she's the recipient of the kindness….

Formerly Bills


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