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Jenna Cole's Strangest Photo Captions
June 8, 2016
2:27 pm
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outersunsetSF
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Meows: 122
Snarking Since:
November 4, 2014

a photo with a new "friend" from 1.5 years ago:

 

Lunched with (@redacted) today. Do you ever make a new friend and think "I love this person SO much. But I don't yet know where they rank me on a scale of 1-10. Better scale back the love fest a bit and be cool about it." That's how I felt after an hour of conversation with Robynn. I feel like I can be my true self with her.

 

don't think we ever saw that friend again

June 8, 2016
2:55 pm
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That Napping Nitwit
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 928
Snarking Since:
March 17, 2014

outersunsetSF meowed

a photo with a new "friend" from 1.5 years ago:

 

Lunched with (@redacted) today. Do you ever make a new friend and think "I love this person SO much. But I don't yet know where they rank me on a scale of 1-10. Better scale back the love fest a bit and be cool about it." That's how I felt after an hour of conversation with Robynn. I feel like I can be my true self with her.

 

don't think we ever saw that friend again

I think Robynn is the Oman she took pictures supposedly about real life motherhood – Robynn wore an immaculate dress and there were various photos with obviously staged "mess" like one toy and two sippy cups on the floor.

June 8, 2016
3:05 pm
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outersunsetSF
Hamcat
Meows: 122
Snarking Since:
November 4, 2014

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a photo with a new "friend" from 1.5 years ago:

 

Lunched with (@redacted) today. Do you ever make a new friend and think "I love this person SO much. But I don't yet know where they rank me on a scale of 1-10. Better scale back the love fest a bit and be cool about it." That's how I felt after an hour of conversation with Robynn. I feel like I can be my true self with her.

 

don't think we ever saw that friend again

I think Robynn is the Oman she took pictures supposedly about real life motherhood – Robynn wore an immaculate dress and there were various photos with obviously staged "mess" like one toy and two sippy cups on the floor.

ah, yes! thanks for the correction :)

June 8, 2016
3:29 pm
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Birthday with a Balloon
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Meows: 507
Snarking Since:
October 6, 2012

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Oddly (for anyone else), Jenna paired this caption with a picture of the Amalfi coast:

 

Some teenage girls in a cafe very kindly took 30 seconds to tell me how "adorable" they think I am (I'm wearing a bright blue 3/4 dress with heels and have pink hair and am OWNING my style today). I blushed like a preteen at their compliments. A nice reminder to take a few moments whenever possible to sprinkle some kindness.  #amalficoast #takemeback #favoriteplaceever

Blushing like a preteen? puke

June 8, 2016
4:40 pm
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derp twerk
MEOWGOD
Meows: 13056
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

From the most recent LA photo of T1 on a trike in a field at a farm:

"His pose, his choice of setting. We'll replicate this in 20 years when he takes over the farming empire (as long as he beats T2 to the punch! I've heard both of my parents refer to both of my children as future farm bosses in the making and that is one of the nicest gifts they could give me)."

Wtf, maybe they won't want to be farm bosses.  Jenna didn't want to do it, so why does she think her kids will want to do it?  

June 9, 2016
7:24 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3909
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

Today's caption on an engagement (?) shoot in the wedding IG:

 

He's her Wherever.

 


And the next photo is of the same woman (I think) standing alone… you can't see her whole body but the way her arms are posed you'd assume she has her hands behind her back, maybe resting on her bottom. 

Or maybe I just assume that because of the caption:

Holding her own

June 9, 2016
8:13 pm
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Pluck Me Running
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 290
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2014

Yeah, that's Jenna…totally consumed with cooking and cleaning bs

dba as edgy fauxsciopath
June 13, 2016
6:31 am
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3909
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

Have a Super Sunday y'all (super pronounced with a Polish accent is one of my favorite things, and I noticed that it was used with the frequency that you might hear great/awesome/wonderful (combined) here in the States.)

 


Accompanied by a photograph of a lingerie shop window featuring a mannequin in white bra and underpants, and some other mannequin legs sticking up in the air to display stockings. 

At least I HOPE it's a lingerie shop.

June 13, 2016
3:32 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
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Meows: 438
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2016

On the Jenna wedding instagram…

Photo of a woman half blocked out by a blurred man's back and part of his head… one assumes that she is trying on the man's glasses, because in previous photos of this couple, he is wearing glasses, she is not. And the caption reads:

 "They're his. She's his".

His glasses, his woman?

For someone who is constantly whining about the patriarchy keeping women down and exalting feminism, Jenna sure seems stuck on the antiquated notion that women in a romantic relationship are happily subject to the men. That attitude colors her captions on the wedding IG fairly often.

June 13, 2016
4:37 pm
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GobsmackedCelt
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 438
Snarking Since:
March 10, 2016

One of my favorites in recent posts of Krakow (photos she took a year ago, was it?): a table top with glass decanters of what looks like olive oil and vinegar, maybe salt and pepper shakers and napkins rolled up in a glass jar, with the caption:

"The food tastes better when the dining experience illustrates an attention to detail in all areas."

A fairly decent photo with some interesting decanters that look handblown and a possibly handmade tray container to hold them, along with a pretty teal blue jar next to it for napkins and I'm thinking "interesting objects there, I wonder about their origin and what the tray is made out of and if the decanters and jar are all hand-blown" but does she say anything about those rather intriguing objects in the photo?

Not a word about the items in the photo. Nope, instead there is inane babbling about some vague dining experience where the food tasted better, presumably because napkins and a bare minimum of condiments were supplied.

June 13, 2016
6:43 pm
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Billsburg
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Meows: 1368
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April 28, 2015

Aren't they all strange?     This latest next to a picture of a strawberry, a flower and something blurry (I know, hard to believe, right?) in the background.   Cheese maybe?

 

Savoring good eats is the best way I know to honor the bounty of life.

 

This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing:

 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall.

 

 

 

Formerly Bills
June 13, 2016
6:46 pm
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14831
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

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This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing:

 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall.

~*~ garbage person ~*~
June 13, 2016
7:01 pm
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JIF
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2109
Snarking Since:
February 10, 2012

Billsburg meowed
Aren't they all strange?     This latest next to a picture of a strawberry, a flower and something blurry (I know, hard to believe, right?) in the background.   Cheese maybe?

 

Savoring good eats is the best way I know to honor the bounty of life.

 

This is also very, very odd but also very, very telling something about her wedding & marriage?   Caption next to newlyweds kissing:

 

The perfect end to a perfectly honest and genuine first dance. A perfectly honest and genuine wedding day overall.

 

 

 

She has the uncanny ability to use a lot of words to say nothing. 



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