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Living Absolutely
February 10, 2016
12:31 am
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14982
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

Because this trainwreck wil probably need its own thread.

 

http://www.livingabsolutely.com

https://www.instagram.com/livingabsolutely/

~ you and people like you ~
February 10, 2016
12:51 am
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People Pleaser!
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 697
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2014

I have nothing to say other than i am the first, the first! To comment on the new jenna shitshow.

Formerly "Managing My Suave" and "A Cad and a Bounder"
February 10, 2016
12:51 am
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Goodnight_Wangs
Cat
Meows: 14
Snarking Since:
September 28, 2011

Wonder what prompted the rebrand.  

imo seems like she's trying to paint herself as sexy sexy carefree/childfree woman about the Bay.  

"That Wife" perhaps too dowdy, too soccor mom-y?   Not hip enough for new pink haired ladycoder photog image?   

 

It always cracks me up how she trys to paint Redwood City as oh so glamorous and not the bland traffic swamped suburban strip mall hell that it really is.  

February 10, 2016
12:53 am
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PeePie
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 344
Snarking Since:
April 29, 2012

Wtf did I just read eek
What language is that even? eek
Lumbersexual narwhals? eek

February 10, 2016
12:58 am
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sundaecake
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 487
Snarking Since:
May 29, 2013

Keytar quinoa green juice etsy neutra, you probably haven’t heard of them. 

 

maybe this is some sort of social experiment! 

February 10, 2016
1:09 am
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Alice Mudgarden
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 270
Snarking Since:
July 21, 2014

The jumbled words are just placeholders for text on a website template. 

February 10, 2016
1:20 am
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empires of narcissism
Hamcat
Meows: 120
Snarking Since:
April 20, 2015

sundaecake meowed

Keytar quinoa green juice etsy neutra, you probably haven’t heard of them. 

maybe this is some sort of social experiment! 

It's like the hipster version of Lorem Ipsum.

February 10, 2016
1:26 am
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Thus, Coma
Hamcat
Meows: 127
Snarking Since:
December 16, 2013

For posterity:

 

"Hipster lorem ipsum" (lorem hipsum?) was exactly what came to my mind, but it's so much more fun to imagine that Jenna finally decided all-day happy hour wasn't edgy enough and is enjoying her first acid trip or something.

February 10, 2016
2:10 am
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Thus, Coma meowed
For posterity:

 

"Hipster lorem ipsum" (lorem hipsum?) was exactly what came to my mind, but it's so much more fun to imagine that Jenna finally decided all-day happy hour wasn't edgy enough and is enjoying her first acid trip or something.

 

Hipsum

drool 

There aren't enough drooling emoticons in the world.

February 10, 2016
2:18 am
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 4053
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

I'm glad someone saved it. So much funnier than the boring old lorum ipsum

February 10, 2016
2:27 am
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TINA bring me the axe
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 733
Snarking Since:
August 12, 2013

Dear Troll Queen of Trollville, 

You are the best troll that ever trolled and I would like to buy you a drink, or possibly an entire box of Franzia, and kiss you wetly on the mouth for this gift you have given to the world.

All my love, 

TINA

February 10, 2016
5:30 am
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Child free mother of two
Hamcat
Meows: 93
Snarking Since:
April 11, 2015

If I didn't already get a new name day I'd be all over vegan iPhone coeliac dance

February 10, 2016
12:02 pm
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semi flush mount boob
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2340
Snarking Since:
February 21, 2014

empires of narcissism meowed

sundaecake meowed

Keytar quinoa green juice etsy neutra, you probably haven’t heard of them. 

maybe this is some sort of social experiment! 

It's like the hipster version of Lorem Ipsum.

That's the name of it. My huscat showed me Lorem Ipsum one night. When I saw the jumbled word vomit on Jenna's shit, I knew it looked like something familiar. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! party0006sfun_bananasplitsfun_bananachaplinsani_elephantdanceemberkomodogad5bq4bender-dancesfun_chickendancedancinglemon 

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space


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