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Living Absolutely
April 11, 2016
1:18 pm
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semi flush mount boob
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2274
Snarking Since:
February 21, 2014

No jeering allowed meowed
Hipsum has been replaced with actual content.

I miss the hipsum…

http://www.livingabsolutely.com/

Is her new website all about her jacked up rainbow hair? It's the only impression I've got from looking at this website. 

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
April 11, 2016
1:25 pm
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Florida Stanely
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 929
Snarking Since:
May 15, 2014

its weird that she hasn't changed her IG name/handle/whatever & has added content, but hasn't told her IG followers that she added content. i mean, she told them in two different IG posts that it was all "bye bye that wife" & idk i just thought she would have done it all ag once. honestly its like a smeared puddle of jenna exists on the internet.

Holy special snowflake, Batman!
April 11, 2016
2:48 pm
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Jennie Bobowicz At Work
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2736
Snarking Since:
February 13, 2013

No jeering allowed meowed
Hipsum has been replaced with actual content.

I miss the hipsum…

http://www.livingabsolutely.com/

And Bobo's Toastmasters speech is up.

April 11, 2016
3:29 pm
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Headpat Junquie
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2126
Snarking Since:
April 13, 2012

She is certainly can string cliches together. If only she had any actual results in her life.

April 11, 2016
3:59 pm
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ActualRunner
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1242
Snarking Since:
October 21, 2011

LOL her about page include the beefy lady legs photo.

April 11, 2016
4:13 pm
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A Murder of Crows Feet
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 625
Snarking Since:
March 8, 2015

From her first Toastmasters speech:

I have a terrible memory, and am regularly embarrassed by how little I’m able to recall about other people. I frequently have entire conversations with people where I’m unable to recall both their names and how I know them.

So is she cognitively impaired, or just so self-absorbed that she can't be bothered to notice and remember other people? I thought it was interesting that she is aware that she does this and admits it so freely.

formerly kissacat / the Betty Friedan of Snapchat / Giving the Internet an Annoying Hangnail / Basic Happiness Standards (I need to stop changing my name so often)
April 11, 2016
5:54 pm
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derp twerk
MEOWGOD
Meows: 13056
Snarking Since:
March 4, 2013

A Murder of Crows Feet meowed
From her first Toastmasters speech:

I have a terrible memory, and am regularly embarrassed by how little I’m able to recall about other people. I frequently have entire conversations with people where I’m unable to recall both their names and how I know them.

So is she cognitively impaired, or just so self-absorbed that she can't be bothered to notice and remember other people? I thought it was interesting that she is aware that she does this and admits it so freely.

This.  The thing is, she will notice a thing like this and then do mental gymnastics until she rationalizes that it's not her fault.  The conclusion will definitely not be that she should be more interested in other people or learn memory devices to help her remember names etc.  The conclusion will be what she did with her email inbox:  delete.

April 11, 2016
6:07 pm
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People Pleaser!
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 682
Snarking Since:
January 10, 2014

I watched her Toastmasters apeech. She did a nice job. No snark, Jennas friend.

Formerly "Managing My Suave" and "A Cad and a Bounder"
April 11, 2016
6:08 pm
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350 calories of beige goopy glop
Hamcat
Meows: 93
Snarking Since:
August 19, 2015

game over bro meowed

A Murder of Crows Feet meowed
From her first Toastmasters speech:

I have a terrible memory, and am regularly embarrassed by how little I’m able to recall about other people. I frequently have entire conversations with people where I’m unable to recall both their names and how I know them.

So is she cognitively impaired, or just so self-absorbed that she can't be bothered to notice and remember other people? I thought it was interesting that she is aware that she does this and admits it so freely.

This.  The thing is, she will notice a thing like this and then do mental gymnastics until she rationalizes that it's not her fault.  The conclusion will definitely not be that she should be more interested in other people or learn memory devices to help her remember names etc.  The conclusion will be what she did with her email inbox:  delete.

She follows up by mentioning how much she loves to talk herself. Yes sweetie we've noticed drool
Also what is this "soaring" nonsense. This is not how I would describe the life of a person without purpose in life. None of her "businesses" seem to be profitable, and she's not exactly mom or homemaker of the year. What on earth makes her think she is soaring in any aspect of her life?

April 11, 2016
6:17 pm
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Oh My CAT

Strangers on a Train GOMI knows what this means meowed
I watched her Toastmasters apeech. She did a nice job. No snark, Jennas friend.

She did an OK job (I think at some point we should break down her speech, just to highlight how stupid Jenma is) except for when she MARVELED that a woman with beard is brave. EKHEM [CHANNELING JENMA] I mean, it's a f**king woman with a beard! A BEARD! You guys should go check it out! Let me spell the instagram account for you again. She is so brave. I mean, Jenma might be fat but at least she doesn't have a beard. Oh, what a marvelous sight! A woman with a beard not a shamed of her wommanness and beardness! Jenma wants to be like that, except Jenma doesn't have a beard but if a WOMAN WITH A BEARD can do it, so can Jenma! 

Pro tip for J-beard: the whole mention of the bearded woman was unnecessary. 

April 11, 2016
6:34 pm
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Purple21
Feline Porklord
Meows: 3909
Snarking Since:
July 28, 2014

Her delivery was pretty good, but the message is still fundamentally flawed as well as being too Jenna-centric.

I'm not an expert on eating disorders but is binge eating really driven by a desire to be thin? Now she's over her binge eating, she can eat whatever she wants? And her friends aren't thin because they have more willpower, it's because they have different priorities. And Jenna is happy now because she's switched cliches and it makes the world seem so different.

Re the woman with the beard, I agree with Oh My Cat – if we all stopped comparing ourselves and critiquing others, nobody would need to feel "brave" about walking out of the house.

April 11, 2016
7:12 pm
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Jennie Bobowicz At Work
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2736
Snarking Since:
February 13, 2013

Purple21 meowed
I'm not an expert on eating disorders but is binge eating really driven by a desire to be thin? Now she's over her binge eating, she can eat whatever she wants? And her friends aren't thin because they have more willpower, it's because they have different priorities. And Jenna is happy now because she's switched cliches and it makes the world seem so different.

Now that you mention it, those don't really go together. I guess her struggle was that she wanted to eat ALL the food but also wanted to be thin. Not sure if she had a problem with binge eating or she just occasionally ate a whole lot, which I think many people will have done at some point. She says

Up until last year, I would regularly eat so much at night that I would wake up the next morning still feeling stuffed. 

but that seems to be something new in the Jenna mythos.

 

Sure, people have different body types and will have different levels of difficulty and motivation in maintaining and losing their weight, but it seems like she abdicated responsibility for her weight in the same way she abdicated responsibility for her photography business not being successful…it's not me, it's them…with them being thinner friends and clients respectively. 

April 11, 2016
8:52 pm
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What in the Sam Hill
Kitten
Meows: 8
Snarking Since:
January 21, 2015

She paid someone for that pixilated mess of a logo? For someone who's allegedly a professional photographer/ladycoder/web designer she's certainly lacking in the basics of branding and how to present yourself professionally online. 

Oh wait, this is Jenna we're talking about. Nothing professional about this mess. 



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