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The Fashionable Life of That Wife
October 13, 2015
7:10 am
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Pumpkin Spice Scente

This is officially my favorite thread on GOMI! From demented milkmaid to mobster wife to cream dress photography wardrobe, Jenna has so many (terrible) looks! It's amazing how one person can have SO MANY horrible, unflattering items of clothing.

October 13, 2015
8:24 am
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xx
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June 3, 2015

I had to stop reading the regular That Wife thread because her borderline abuse was making me too sad. But this. This is lighthearted enough I can still snark.

But tell me this: WHY does she look so dead in the eyes? Has she always done that weird crooked smirk thing? None of these pictures are particularly pleasant.

Also I liked some of those white dresses. chair

October 13, 2015
8:31 am
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onatrek
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May 30, 2014

Purple21 meowed
Oh this thread is a goldmine!  Can we also do a tribute to the brown sandals that go with everything?!

I had started – but not yet finished – one to those (the low and heel versions are mixed together since they're hard to distinguish oftentimes) and to the brown boots!

The pic of her and Shay in Poland by the Cloth Hall is my favorite just because they look like they're dressed for two entirely different places! smiley-laughing004

Some I think aren't horrific, they're just ever-present. They must be really comfortable because we have seen many other choices!

Here's what I had so far…

Oh, but strangely, unless this center piece can swap out (which it almost looks possible) these are yet another pair that's very similar yet are none of the ones which are the flat version below. chin

 

 

October 13, 2015
8:39 am
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heretoby
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July 21, 2013

Someone should add this summer's attempts to wear a crop top too, like that one in Italy contorting next to a car (I think?).

October 13, 2015
8:41 am
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onatrek
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I had to stop reading the regular That Wife thread because her borderline abuse was making me too sad. But this. This is lighthearted enough I can still snark.

But tell me this: WHY does she look so dead in the eyes? Has she always done that weird crooked smirk thing? None of these pictures are particularly pleasant.

Also I liked some of those white dresses. chair

I actually like some of the white dresses too.

For me it's just that there are so. darn. many. And so many are so similar. There are gobs more, and a number more that I'm iffy on if they're the same or different, meaning they're that close! And some I just don't think suit her, or don't suit her in the size she has.

Her smirk/smile is complements of her tongue behind her teeth thing. That and the knee pop are signature Jenna in nearly all her pictures. She's even talked about the former somewhere (IG maybe? And about Shay now doing it, I think?)

The dead eyes alternate with the crazy eyes lately, it seems. Personally I guess I'd say I think it's a reflection of what's inside, but others may differ in their feelings on that part.

October 13, 2015
8:45 am
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Get the Most Outta Ya Womb While Ya Can!
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November 11, 2014

Okay, I think I need to go start a Ask the Hamcats thread about fashion advice since I would totally wear a couple of those things (namely the black dress/grey blazer, the teal shirt/yellow sweater if the sweater's arms were longer, and the off white eyelet Christmas dress).  chair

Though that dress on the beach in the second post…  Waaaaaaaaat?!?

Previously everythingistaken
October 13, 2015
8:51 am
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heretoby
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July 21, 2013

Get the Most Outta Ya Womb While Ya Can! meowed
Okay, I think I need to go do Ask the Hamcats thread about fashion advice since I would totally wear a couple of those things (namely the black dress/grey blazer, the teal shirt/yellow sweater if the sweater's arms were longer, and the off white eyelet Christmas dress).  chair

Though that dress on the beach in the second post…  Waaaaaaaaat?!?

In most cases it's not the individual articles of clothing or the colors, it's the way she puts them together – and most of all how smug and proud of herself she is for combining a backward dress with her bra showing and big, clunky, worn out, farm boots (etc.). If you're just wearing your clothes and not posting selfies to show how hot you are, then that's fine. Or even if you're just posting selfies without contorting and bragging about your "thrifting" or whatever.

October 13, 2015
8:54 am
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mayonegg
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January 6, 2014

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All I can see is Dolores Umbridge.

 

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**formerly That Jewdist**
October 13, 2015
8:58 am
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mayonegg
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3 pages in and this is already officially my favorite GOMI thread of all time.

**formerly That Jewdist**
October 13, 2015
9:07 am
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mayonegg
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January 6, 2014

I present to you: That Bra

 

 

**formerly That Jewdist**
October 13, 2015
9:12 am
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onatrek
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May 30, 2014

heretoby meowed
Someone should add this summer's attempts to wear a crop top too, like that one in Italy contorting next to a car (I think?).

 
my closet needs 20 more crop tops. They're so cool and comfortable! And show off my waist :) 
October 13, 2015
9:13 am
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Mary Anne Spier
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June 19, 2013

heretoby meowed
Someone should add this summer's attempts to wear a crop top too, like that one in Italy contorting next to a car (I think?).

Yeah, that one was something else:

 

#MuchFeminism 

October 13, 2015
9:20 am
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heretoby
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July 21, 2013

Yay, thank you!



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