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The Fashionable Life of That Wife
October 13, 2015
9:29 am
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onatrek
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1730
Snarking Since:
May 30, 2014

 

This one has a reason but I still laugh scrolling and seeing that picture.

Bride. Not even a witty derivation, just bride. It was fun putting on pieces (shoes, brooch, hair flower) that have so much meaning to me. Thanks for the dress mom!

October 13, 2015
9:39 am
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Pickle

There's a little bit of Jenna Zoolander in this one:

 

October 13, 2015
9:43 am
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Pickle

 

October 13, 2015
9:46 am
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Pickle

More Fashionably Modest because I just can't help it.

 

October 13, 2015
9:53 am
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Get the Most Outta Ya Womb While Ya Can!
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Meows: 631
Snarking Since:
November 11, 2014

McPickle meowed

Why on earth is she on her knees in the last picture?  confused

Previously everythingistaken
October 13, 2015
9:54 am
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My Flawless Danish Complexion with a touch of faux vitiligo
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Meows: 549
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March 7, 2013

Someone mentioned the "Fire" (P was a fireman) Halloween costume she wore.  She deleted it from the blog but it lives in all its glory on Instagram.

October 13, 2015
9:55 am
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Pickle

Okay, one more post and then I'll stop.

 

 Edited: oops, I'm too slow and MFDC posted this before me!  But I think it needs to be posted twice, right?

 

And then, because I'm feeling nice, this is one of the only pictures where I thought she looked genuinely pretty.

 

October 13, 2015
9:56 am
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People Pleaser!
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Meows: 682
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January 10, 2014

Aunt Cornelia, rogue saboteur copy editor meowed Also I liked some of those white dresses. chair

Oh I know, they aren't all bad.

Formerly "Managing My Suave" and "A Cad and a Bounder"
October 13, 2015
10:00 am
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Evanesco
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Meows: 341
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December 8, 2012

So many good thread ideas are coming to mind… TH with hands in pockets, Jenna's contortions…ahh must…do…homework!!

Questioning why I didn't take more selfies à la KB
October 13, 2015
10:05 am
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onatrek
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Meows: 1730
Snarking Since:
May 30, 2014

Evanesco meowed
So many good thread ideas are coming to mind… TH with hands in pockets, Jenna's contortions…ahh must…do…homework!!

We could have a non-knee pop one…because there's probably only about a dozen photos when Jenna's NOT doing her knee pop. lol

(I'm totally kidding about actually doing that!)

October 13, 2015
10:17 am
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Monroe House for Jesus & Photography
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Meows: 2869
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August 14, 2012

This thread is amazing!!

Between the obviously too big shoes she constantly puts on her kids, and that picture above of those sandals, I genuinely believe that Jenna has no idea how shoes are supposed to fit.

October 13, 2015
10:28 am
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Bort Sampson
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Meows: 480
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September 23, 2013

Jenna's wardrobe is the gift that keeps on giving. It was always a little ill fitting, kind of tryhard, but then when she left Mormonism and tried to be "sexy" it was uh-maz-ing. Like Mormon child bride meets sloppy sorority girl with bad shoes and a soccer mom haircut. Add in the pink streaks and the soon to be tattoo and ohmygod it's gunna be so delightful.

October 13, 2015
10:38 am
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give_it_up
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Meows: 242
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August 5, 2014

Some of these outfits I think look nice chair (only some!). That being said, I didn't understand then, and I don't understand it now…90% of her wardrobe is so inappropriate for a stay at home mom. I know now it's a little different because she's not really ever at home with them, but in Chicago she wasn't "outsourcing" the way she is now. I understand getting made up and doing your hair and getting dressed to feel like yourself, but all the skirts and jackets and layering just seems ridiculous.



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