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Born to be a Bride
August 7, 2014
1:53 pm
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Jeebus
Hamcat
Meows: 71
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2013

As you know from the maternity clothes advice (just shop in the childrens section, doh!), Born to Be a Gold Digger is "prego" (ugh, just stahhhhhp with that word!).  She promptly quit her job to focus on more important tasks, like making sure to fashionably dress the non-existent bump.

 

And then whine because she didn't have a bump and people were making her feel insecure because she was too skinny.

 

Only to now, like 2 weeks later, develop a bump and blog about how hard it is to gain weight, even if it's for your "miracle baby" (is it a miracle if it happens in the first few months of trying)?

 

She's tiny, the bump is tiny…. what a humblebrag.

August 14, 2014
12:30 pm
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justine199224
Kitten
Meows: 4
Snarking Since:
August 14, 2014

Bonjour, bonjour

 qui est cette fille dont vous parlez, vous n'avez pas honte de parler d'elle de cette manière? Je blague!

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Justine

August 14, 2014
3:20 pm
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TequilaMockingbird
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1623
Snarking Since:
July 14, 2012

justine199224 said
Bonjour, bonjour

 qui est cette fille dont vous parlez, vous n'avez pas honte de parler d'elle de cette manière? Je blague!

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Justine

Oh my god, stop.  She's the girl who writes the blog that's the title of this thread.  No, no one's ashamed of writing about her this way.  Some of us can read French, but most of what you're writing doesn't even have to do with the threads on which you're writing it.  It's getting annoying.  

August 15, 2014
9:15 pm
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Jude
Cat
Meows: 13
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August 11, 2014

Happy Summa Theologica said

TurkeyVulture said

Just the name of the blog gives me all kinds of feminist creeps.

I clicked on this thread only to complain about the name. GROSS. Have fun with planning your pre-divorce party, idiot.

Precisely the same reason I clicked on this thread. That name. It's so gross.

puke

August 15, 2014
10:13 pm
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Brick N Motor
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2269
Snarking Since:
February 21, 2014

TequilaMockingbird said

justine199224 said
Bonjour, bonjour

 qui est cette fille dont vous parlez, vous n'avez pas honte de parler d'elle de cette manière? Je blague!

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Justine

Oh my god, stop.  She's the girl who writes the blog that's the title of this thread.  No, no one's ashamed of writing about her this way.  Some of us can read French, but most of what you're writing doesn't even have to do with the threads on which you're writing it.  It's getting annoying.  

Please, please tell us more on your sponsored maternity clothes you wore recently!?! She's just as annoying as other navel gazing first time pregnant moms to be.

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
August 16, 2014
1:01 pm
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Accidental Housewife
Hamcat
Meows: 95
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July 4, 2014

Justine, are we sure you're not Born to be a Golddigger's husband? And we would be more ashamed if we wrote a blog to tout our materialism and keep reminiscing on a wedding rather than a marriage. I would also be more ashamed to be a self proclaimed feminist, yet still rely on my husband and mother in my 30's because I do not feel like working. 

 

P.S.-Some of us are multilingual.

Formerly BitchFaceSyndrome
September 3, 2014
11:43 pm
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Myriam

I am a girl , so that means I am born to be a bride , LOL

September 6, 2014
3:22 pm
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cece22
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1168
Snarking Since:
May 29, 2013

TurkeyVulture said

Just the name of the blog gives me all kinds of feminist creeps.

Same. I've never seen this before and when I saw it on the first page I was like "Really." That's what you were put on Earth to do?

September 18, 2014
10:23 am
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Brick N Motor
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2269
Snarking Since:
February 21, 2014

Gah, her baby shower dress is super ugly! Honey, your flower crown clashes with that hideous dress. Like Stephanie from Drama Happens, I feel bad for her friends having to fete her again 16 months after the wedding.

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
September 25, 2014
1:37 pm
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Jeebus
Hamcat
Meows: 71
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2013

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that dress is horrid!  Yuck yuck yuck.

 

In a recent post, Born to be a Gold Digger writes of how she knew she wanted to marry her husband at fir$t $ight, but he wasn't so sure.  Maybe he was hoping his $$$ could buy him a wife without buck teeth?

 

And, I just have to say I feel sorry for that kid, especially since it's a girl.  No chance of individuality or freedom of expression in that household.  Sorry hunny, you were born to be a gold digger, too; let's talk about glitter and the right shade of pink for your complexion. 

October 3, 2014
10:39 am
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Jeebus
Hamcat
Meows: 71
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2013

I hope their kid is born bearing strong Asian features, which I think would really upset Jensy. 

 

(I say this as the mom-to-be of a mixed race child.  But I'm not all about appearances and hoping for a blond haired, blue eyed mini me!)

October 6, 2014
8:41 pm
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Accidental Housewife
Hamcat
Meows: 95
Snarking Since:
July 4, 2014

Her latest post was a shout out to GOMI. She's not apologizing for painting her nails pink and she will love her daughter even if she hates anything girly. All I can say is she has way too much time on her hands. Why don't you pick a hobby or volunteer for a local cause? You're clearly not doing anything productive.

I get the feeling many people don't like this girl in real life. Many of her posts are always so defensive when it comes to her lifestyle choices. 

Formerly BitchFaceSyndrome
October 10, 2014
12:19 pm
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Jeebus
Hamcat
Meows: 71
Snarking Since:
June 3, 2013

BitchFaceSyndrome said
Her latest post was a shout out to GOMI. She's not apologizing for painting her nails pink and she will love her daughter even if she hates anything girly. All I can say is she has way too much time on her hands. Why don't you pick a hobby or volunteer for a local cause? You're clearly not doing anything productive.

I get the feeling many people don't like this girl in real life. Many of her posts are always so defensive when it comes to her lifestyle choices. 

Totally.  There was also a picture on facebook or instagram with her hu$band, saying she was #soblessed to be having his daughter.

 

I wish I could find a picture for you of her college boyfriend.  Football player, totally jacked, all American type complete blond hair.  A complete OPPOSITE of her hu$band.  



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