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Born to be a Bride
October 10, 2014
3:04 pm
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semi flush mount boob
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February 21, 2014

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

b***hFaceSyndrome said
Her latest post was a shout out to GOMI. She's not apologizing for painting her nails pink and she will love her daughter even if she hates anything girly. All I can say is she has way too much time on her hands. Why don't you pick a hobby or volunteer for a local cause? You're clearly not doing anything productive.

I get the feeling many people don't like this girl in real life. Many of her posts are always so defensive when it comes to her lifestyle choices. 

Totally.  There was also a picture on facebook or instagram with her hu$band, saying she was #soblessed to be having his daughter.

 

I wish I could find a picture for you of her college boyfriend.  Football player, totally jacked, all American type complete blond hair.  A complete OPPOSITE of her hu$band.  

her college boyfriend

 

This guy? Yep, totally different from her husband.

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
October 10, 2014
3:08 pm
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Jeebus
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June 3, 2013

crotch casino said

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

b***hFaceSyndrome said
Her latest post was a shout out to GOMI. She's not apologizing for painting her nails pink and she will love her daughter even if she hates anything girly. All I can say is she has way too much time on her hands. Why don't you pick a hobby or volunteer for a local cause? You're clearly not doing anything productive.

I get the feeling many people don't like this girl in real life. Many of her posts are always so defensive when it comes to her lifestyle choices. 

Totally.  There was also a picture on facebook or instagram with her hu$band, saying she was #soblessed to be having his daughter.

 

I wish I could find a picture for you of her college boyfriend.  Football player, totally jacked, all American type complete blond hair.  A complete OPPOSITE of her hu$band.  

her college boyfriend

 

This guy? Yep, totally different from her husband.

Yup, that's the one!  How'd you know/find?!

October 10, 2014
3:13 pm
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semi flush mount boob
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February 21, 2014

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

crotch casino said

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

b***hFaceSyndrome said
Her latest post was a shout out to GOMI. She's not apologizing for painting her nails pink and she will love her daughter even if she hates anything girly. All I can say is she has way too much time on her hands. Why don't you pick a hobby or volunteer for a local cause? You're clearly not doing anything productive.

I get the feeling many people don't like this girl in real life. Many of her posts are always so defensive when it comes to her lifestyle choices. 

Totally.  There was also a picture on facebook or instagram with her hu$band, saying she was #soblessed to be having his daughter.

 

I wish I could find a picture for you of her college boyfriend.  Football player, totally jacked, all American type complete blond hair.  A complete OPPOSITE of her hu$band.  

her college boyfriend

 

This guy? Yep, totally different from her husband.

Yup, that's the one!  How'd you know/find?!

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1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
October 13, 2014
5:27 pm
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Accidental Housewife
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July 4, 2014

I have never seen someone make such a huge deal out of their wedding. She's now adding pictures of her wedding in her baby's nursery. Yes your husband is right, it is very narcissistic of you to make the birth of your first child about you. 

I guess her ex was definitely better looking, but I would say her looks are on par with her husband's. If she were really attractive and younger everyone would be raising their eyebrows and questioning her motives. I'm not snarking on their looks, all I am saying is that if you pass them on the street you wouldn't question the relationship.

Formerly BitchFaceSyndrome
October 14, 2014
1:14 pm
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Jeebus
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b***hFaceSyndrome said
I have never seen someone make such a huge deal out of their wedding. She's now adding pictures of her wedding in her baby's nursery. Yes your husband is right, it is very narcissistic of you to make the birth of your first child about you. 

I guess her ex was definitely better looking, but I would say her looks are on par with her husband's. If she were really attractive and younger everyone would be raising their eyebrows and questioning her motives. I'm not snarking on their looks, all I am saying is that if you pass them on the street you wouldn't question the relationship.

Her ex was/is pretty gorgeous; the picture posted is a really bad picture of him. (Though props to crotch casino; I know his full name and couldn't find anything but a tiny picture!)   I think she's gone downhill, too.  She looked way better as a blond, IMO.

 

But I do agree that the disparity in their looks isn't tremendous.  She's better looking, but not shockingly so.  But a thin, uppity (half)Jewish girl from Long Island doesn't date a chubby Asian guy unless he's got ca$h!  

October 14, 2014
1:55 pm
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semi flush mount boob
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February 21, 2014

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

b***hFaceSyndrome said
I have never seen someone make such a huge deal out of their wedding. She's now adding pictures of her wedding in her baby's nursery. Yes your husband is right, it is very narcissistic of you to make the birth of your first child about you. 

I guess her ex was definitely better looking, but I would say her looks are on par with her husband's. If she were really attractive and younger everyone would be raising their eyebrows and questioning her motives. I'm not snarking on their looks, all I am saying is that if you pass them on the street you wouldn't question the relationship.

Her ex was/is pretty gorgeous; the picture posted is a really bad picture of him. (Though props to crotch casino; I know his full name and couldn't find anything but a tiny picture!)   I think she's gone downhill, too.  She looked way better as a blond, IMO.

 

But I do agree that the disparity in their looks isn't tremendous.  She's better looking, but not shockingly so.  But a thin, uppity (half)Jewish girl from Long Island doesn't date a chubby Asian guy unless he's got ca$h!  

I rolled my eyes so hard when I saw the wedding picture in the nursery. Seriously, you're that wrapped up with your wedding to put a picture in a child's nursery. Something about her makes me think that she's going to be a shit parent. She's far too focused on the material side of having a kid, but not the nitty gritty of it like those sleepless nights ahead of them, poop, etc. She's on par with Steph of Drama Happens in the pregnancy navel gazing category.

1815 Square Feet of Finished Space
October 14, 2014
3:52 pm
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KatFary
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April 23, 2014

A bride isn't a thing you "are" – it's a title to describe your role in a ceremony for one day. She may as well have named her blog "born to be relevant for one day. only. one. ok, maybe two if i get remarried…"

October 15, 2014
3:32 pm
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Accidental Housewife
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July 4, 2014

crotch casino said

The Spohrs are Monetizing said

 

Her ex was/is pretty gorgeous; the picture posted is a really bad picture of him. (Though props to crotch casino; I know his full name and couldn't find anything but a tiny picture!)   I think she's gone downhill, too.  She looked way better as a blond, IMO.

But I do agree that the disparity in their looks isn't tremendous.  She's better looking, but not shockingly so.  But a thin, uppity (half)Jewish girl from Long Island doesn't date a chubby Asian guy unless he's got ca$h!  

I rolled my eyes so hard when I saw the wedding picture in the nursery. Seriously, you're that wrapped up with your wedding to put a picture in a child's nursery. Something about her makes me think that she's going to be a shit parent. She's far too focused on the material side of having a kid, but not the nitty gritty of it like those sleepless nights ahead of them, poop, etc. She's on par with Steph of Drama Happens in the pregnancy navel gazing category.

 

Agreed. Her bump pictures seem to be another excuse to show off her engagement ring. Her selfies are just there so people can tell her how tiny she looks. I can't wait till "Born to be Irrelevant" gets baby poop on her engagement ring. 

 

This whole being tiny during pregnancy freaks me out. What happened to the days when you just wanted to have a healthy baby. Will women start sacrificing their baby's health just to be "tiny"?

Formerly BitchFaceSyndrome
October 15, 2014
7:36 pm
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socks don’t protect my heart
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February 28, 2014

When I googled "Born to be a bride" this was the first hit: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

lol

Her blog was second, though!

I also agree that they're about evenly matched in looks. He's not so bad looking and she's no prom queen. But I haven't done enough snooping, so I'll take your word on it regarding her gold digging ways. Just the name of her blog is enough to make me throw shade.

October 16, 2014
11:53 am
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Lubetube
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October 25, 2013

dramatic paws said
When I googled "Born to be a bride" this was the first hit: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/11154107/Dwarf-stripper-gets-bride-pregnant-on-her-hen-night.html

lol

Her blog was second, though!

I also agree that they're about evenly matched in looks. He's not so bad looking and she's no prom queen. But I haven't done enough snooping, so I'll take your word on it regarding her gold digging ways. Just the name of her blog is enough to make me throw shade.

that article jaw-dropping

previously "Goose Island".
October 19, 2014
1:47 pm
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jpa
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September 6, 2011

looks like she forgot to register for eyebrows.

October 20, 2014
11:03 am
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Jeebus
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June 3, 2013

I can't wait to hear what ridiculous name they bestow upon this poor child.  Though maybe there's hope since the husband appears to have a little bit of sense? (Like realizing it was narcissistic to put their wedding photo in the nursery.)

 

And I agree– she will be a shit parent.  Obsessed with the best baby gear and wardrobe but really missing the POINT.  Kind of like her continuing obsession with a one day celebration, rather than on the lifelong commitment that is being celebrated. 

October 20, 2014
11:25 am
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Baffled
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July 2, 2013

LazyDaisy2 said

LazyDaisy2 said
This blog probably has a very small audience, though a shout out in the New York Times probably gave it a decent (if not long lasting?) boost.  I admit that I may just not "get" bridal blogs… because I'm one of those who thinks the bulk of planning should be about your MARRIAGE and not the hours-long party to celebrate it. And if your focus really is on the things that matter, well, I just don't see how you could have THAT much time and energy left for the crap that this chick spews on and on about.  

And maybe that's what bothers me about her… she wants to be both.  She wants to seem deep and meaningful, but the bulk of her writing is about shoes and pink glitter.  She hosted a $100k+ wedding (at a minimum) but then says she's a champion for the homeless?  This skeptic just can't be on board with that.  If you quit your day job to focus on writing a blog that's 99% about the shallow stuff (as she did), I'm sorry, but yes, you are shallow.  Even if you totally care, like, a lot!, about pressing social problems.

I know the author personally, though not well, so I suppose the fact that I already find her irksome doesn't bode well for my impression of her blog.

I agree that the name of the blog is unfortunate (VERY), but I'm not getting the rest of what you wrote.

How do you know she spent $100,000?  I read the blog after seeing it mentioned here, but found no mention of a budget.  Did she tell you?

Eh, what's wrong with running a wedding planning blog if it helps to pay the bills?

Why do you think planning a wedding means the person doesn't care about the actual marriage?  You're reaching.

Also don't get the "gold digger" accusations in this thread.  She says in the blog that they have debt.  Evidently, they've moved across country twice since the wedding for his career, and she found new jobs both times.  The most recent job wasn't working out, so she switched gears.  So what?

She seems to love her husband and vice versa.  Seems harmless to me. idontknow



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