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Worst Wedding Photos - Styled - 'Inspirational' - Real
July 1, 2015
9:48 pm
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cybcm
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 367
Snarking Since:
October 5, 2014

I'm in the industry, and I can't even tell you how much I hate all the "hipster" photographers that take those serious photos of couples not smiling. It's your wedding day for god's sake, you're supposed to be f**kING HAPPY. It seriously kills me – it may be popular now, but how are you going to feel down the road? I mean, if you're even still married…

 

I'm a bridal florist and it's like I'm stuck in a catch-22. Obviously I love it when clients send me photos from their wedding and I can put them in my portfolio to show future clients, makes me look better, and I LOVE it when it's something a bit "out of the box" or pinterest-y, because that's the in thing at the moment, so it also works well for business. But the people who tend to order such things then send me photos tend to be of the "hipster" styling, so I end up with all these really despondent looking bridal pictures and it's just weird.

July 6, 2015
12:47 pm
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Lady Exasperated
Kitten
Meows: 4
Snarking Since:
July 6, 2015

Ok, I am a super long time lurker, but it was killing me not to post this "inspirational boudior photoshoot". At first you scroll and think, yeah yeah whatever, flower crown and instagram filters. But then you keep scrolling and see this….

DIY Succulent Bra

And then THIS!

DIY Succulent Bra

 

Here is a quote from the genius behind this: "This session started with the idea of making a bra out of flowers. I went to Hobby Lobby and gathered all the essentials and after hours of cutting, hot gluing, and my little girl staring at me with eyes full of curiosity, it was finished!"

 

So I just have to ask… is this anyone's fantasy?…. Sexy cactus bra? I just can't.

http://burnettsboards.com/2014/07/beach-boudoir-inspiration-diy-flower-bra/

August 21, 2015
2:16 pm
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clitasaurus hex
Kitten
Meows: 10
Snarking Since:
November 7, 2013

Yes, I'd like the "four-day-old bruise" filter for my awkward boudoir shoot. 

August 31, 2015
9:07 am
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not clever enough for a good username
Hamcat
Meows: 62
Snarking Since:
July 20, 2015

Ok, I had to post this. I know the makeup artist, and this picture popped up on my facebook page and was uploaded by the photographer…let me just say that if my photographer posted this picture of me, I would NOT be happy.

Look at that eye scared

 

http://i62.tinypic.com/2h7gtgi.jpg

August 31, 2015
9:14 am
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Chasing the Passport
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 255
Snarking Since:
May 3, 2015

not clever enough for a good username meowed
Ok, I had to post this. I know the makeup artist, and this picture popped up on my facebook page and was uploaded by the photographer…let me just say that if my photographer posted this picture of me, I would NOT be happy.

Look at that eye scared

 

http://i62.tinypic.com/2h7gtgi.jpg

I just snorted. 

September 9, 2015
7:03 pm
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the human equivalent to a horny puppy on a color/style theme and leg humping it to death
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 414
Snarking Since:
January 21, 2015

 

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FKA "J it up a bit"
September 26, 2015
12:26 am
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Betty Cruikshank
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1210
Snarking Since:
October 31, 2013

not clever enough for a good username meowed
Ok, I had to post this. I know the makeup artist, and this picture popped up on my facebook page and was uploaded by the photographer…let me just say that if my photographer posted this picture of me, I would NOT be happy.

Look at that eye scared

 

http://i62.tinypic.com/2h7gtgi.jpg

Maybe I'm overly tired from a long work day but I cannot stop laughing. The more I look at this, the more f**king hilarious it is! It's a "Clockwork Orange" wedding!

September 27, 2015
2:07 pm
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GoodAfternoonGoodEvening&GoodNight
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 834
Snarking Since:
June 1, 2013

A couple I know have an entire wedding album of the two of them just standing next to each other, not touching, staring down the camera.. Imagine showing that to the grandkids.. It will be either ' Weren't you happy to marry grandpa?' Or 'Why didn't people smile Le in the olden days?'

October 17, 2016
8:15 am
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B***h Brisket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1087
Snarking Since:
August 24, 2015

This is all hilarious lmao

October 17, 2016
8:14 pm
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Snarky McLurkson
Cat
Meows: 12
Snarking Since:
October 16, 2016

You UN-veil the bride, then you kiss her. You don't enter her little veil fort idontknow

October 17, 2016
8:16 pm
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Snarky McLurkson
Cat
Meows: 12
Snarking Since:
October 16, 2016

activatedcashew meowed

bored/high on vicodin/amish face bride and groom photos

I'm a bridal florist and it's like I'm stuck in a catch-22. Obviously I love it when clients send me photos from their wedding and I can put them in my portfolio to show future clients, makes me look better, and I LOVE it when it's something a bit "out of the box" or pinterest-y, because that's the in thing at the moment, so it also works well for business. But the people who tend to order such things then send me photos tend to be of the "hipster" styling, so I end up with all these really despondent looking bridal pictures and it's just weird.

November 18, 2016
4:26 am
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Coquillette
Cat
Meows: 33
Snarking Since:
March 2, 2013

not clever enough for a good username meowed
Ok, I had to post this. I know the makeup artist, and this picture popped up on my facebook page and was uploaded by the photographer…let me just say that if my photographer posted this picture of me, I would NOT be happy.

Look at that eye scared

 

http://i62.tinypic.com/2h7gtgi.jpg

roflroflI can't stop laughing, how the hell did the photographer thought it was worth posting this ? 

November 21, 2016
4:31 pm
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B***h Brisket
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1087
Snarking Since:
August 24, 2015

My Asian friends sometimes show me pics of silly pics the bride and groom pose for. One was in the park on a see saw. In a sari and suit. It was ridiculous idontknow



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