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Adulting is hard, y'all
December 2, 2015
1:37 pm
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Such Smug
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 793
Snarking Since:
February 18, 2013

Im Expensive meowed

Apric**t_Forever meowed
Seriously, I am sure our constant abuse is part of the reason she posts almost never on XO these days, but my god that shit was crazy, mind-boggling and I admit it fun to snark on.  Remember when she got antsy adding feet to things? OMG YOU GUYS I JUST REALIZED, NOW THAT SHE HAS MOVED MARIANNE WILL FINALLY LEARN WHETHER OR NOT THERE ARE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS WHERE IT'S COLD!!!!

I reaallllllllly doubt that Marianne reads GOMI but damn, the comments on her articles when she was a Weekend Editor were like 80% straight haterade, and she definitely read those because she would make remarkably measured replies occasionally.  I wondered how she possibly found it worth it – I'm sure XO was paying her like two shekels per month to be this wildly unpopular whipping girl and take all this abuse in the comments.  Her pieces really are COSMIC, UNBELIEVABLE f**king garbage, though, so I don't blame people at all for pointing out how stupid they are.

It's weird because her articles used to have nothing but fawning over them, then the hive turned on her. Again, her articles were dumb as hell but I feel a little bad. 

I'm sure if I hung out with her, I wouldn't hate her, and we'd probably have quite a bit in common (nerd shit, at least).  Same with Leslie. But they are also in their mid-to-late thirties, and I am in my mid-twenties—I can't imagine being the person I am now at that age?''

 

I don't know how many people still can see Emily's instagram but she had a picture of a bunch of ~quirky~ toques and the comment that the ones her kid wears are virtually identical to hers.

Also, such crafting, many DIY wow–ironing stupid patches onto hats drool

December 2, 2015
1:56 pm
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FlyAwayOrnacia
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Meows: 106
Snarking Since:
November 19, 2015

Derpina Assfender is probably a troll but I still can't believe someone would ask for advice on how to conduct a one night stand from xoJane. 

December 2, 2015
2:02 pm
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Lexminster Abbey
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1039
Snarking Since:
March 2, 2015

dizzyizzy123 meowed
Derpina Assfender is probably a troll but I still can't believe someone would ask for advice on how to conduct a one night stand from xoJane. 

I'm pretty sure Derpina is the reincarnation of miracled/miracled2, despite their insistence to the contrary. miracled was also Swedish and full of stupid queries like that (and also prone to inane meltdowns)

Doctor Kilgrave, renowned child-rearing expert.
December 3, 2015
12:39 pm
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the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about
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Meows: 32
Snarking Since:
January 3, 2015

https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

You may wish to be horizontal while reading this. Brace yourselves.

December 3, 2015
12:45 pm
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Lexminster Abbey
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1039
Snarking Since:
March 2, 2015

the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about meowed
https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

You may wish to be horizontal while reading this. Brace yourselves.

WHO UPROOTS THEIR LIFE AND MOVES ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR A JOB WITHOUT SECURING A MOVING ALLOWANCE FIRST?!?!?!

Doctor Kilgrave, renowned child-rearing expert.
December 3, 2015
12:53 pm
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xoVal
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1157
Snarking Since:
April 21, 2015

Lexminster Abbey meowed

the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about meowed
https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

You may wish to be horizontal while reading this. Brace yourselves.

WHO UPROOTS THEIR LIFE AND MOVES ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR A JOB WITHOUT SECURING A MOVING ALLOWANCE FIRST?!?!?!

f**k me the incompetency here is astounding. And she's spent $6,000 SO FAR? I know moving is expensive, especially across states, but I've never heard of someone spending that much before (even knew someone who moved across states). Am I wrong? Shouldn't it only be a few grand?

 

Call me judgmental, but if you're asking for funds maybe you should load/unload your f**king stuff YOURSELF. Or grab some damn friends. 

 

Hope she budgets some of that money for gloves.

Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck
December 3, 2015
12:59 pm
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pingity1
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 952
Snarking Since:
May 3, 2014

Lexminster Abbey meowed

the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about meowed
https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

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WHO UPROOTS THEIR LIFE AND MOVES ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR A JOB WITHOUT SECURING A MOVING ALLOWANCE FIRST?!?!?!

No kidding. Relocation money isn't that hard to negotiate for a salaried position. Avoiding this sort of situation is actually why such allowances exist.

"This is me learning how to ask for help." Ugh. Asking your friends for money is something that doesn't and shouldn't come naturally because it's wrong and creepy.

December 3, 2015
1:17 pm
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generic "Hated It!" comment
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Meows: 1583
Snarking Since:
May 23, 2014

the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about meowed
https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

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fuck me gently with a brain tumor
December 3, 2015
1:39 pm
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Office Worker
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 825
Snarking Since:
October 30, 2011

*screams internally*

I have moved many times in life and it's expensive, I understand, but like…you KNOW that you have to spend money to go to the new place.  I'm much younger than Marianne and it is honestly baffling that in society, we applaud people who have no f**king clue.  I'm not saying that I deserve a round of applause for adulting, but why are we so intrigued by trainwrecks?  
Also, regarding the $6,000 spent, my guess is most of that is rent+security deposit+pet fees (I live in Alexandria and also spend entirely too much on rent), so I get part of that…but in the GoFundMe thing, she references driving her car to Virginia, so like…you couldn't bring a cup, a bowl, a plate, a mug, silverware, some cleaning supplies you had on hand, a pillow, a blanket, sheets????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

December 3, 2015
1:57 pm
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ATWYSingle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1245
Snarking Since:
August 20, 2013

I'm very confused. Why is she talking like she's the only person involved in the situation who could possibly come up with money to pay for the movers and spoons and gloves? Am i the only one picking up on the distinct "My husband has no jobs/no money" vibe to this? Because if that's the case I could kinda see why she'd do a gofundme. But if he's working and she's still doing this, something is off.

December 3, 2015
2:35 pm
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Staircase Wit
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 334
Snarking Since:
January 21, 2015

Oh Marianne…

December 3, 2015
4:39 pm
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CONSTANT VITRIOLIC ABUSE
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 217
Snarking Since:
July 30, 2013

pingity1 meowed

Lexminster Abbey meowed

the pervert man everyone writes IHTMs about meowed
https://www.gofundme.com/33d5ppgk

 

You may wish to be horizontal while reading this. Brace yourselves.

WHO UPROOTS THEIR LIFE AND MOVES ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR A JOB WITHOUT SECURING A MOVING ALLOWANCE FIRST?!?!?!

No kidding. Relocation money isn't that hard to negotiate for a salaried position. Avoiding this sort of situation is actually why such allowances exist.

 

Well…

 

"At the beginning of August, I got laid off from my full-time day job. I was making a decent go of the freelancer life but when my grandfather died at the end of October, I spent a week with family and fell behind on my hustle. So my little savings account wasn't everything it could have been, much to my dismay."

Formerly Safeword:Banana
December 3, 2015
5:16 pm
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cannibal llama
Hamcat
Meows: 64
Snarking Since:
August 19, 2015

Her new place looks pretty spacious from what I can see in the picture. At least it has multiple stories.

Here's a thought, Marianne: If you're that short on money, DON'T RENT AN EXPENSIVE HOUSE; THEN. Because, you know, rent usually takes up the biggest part of your income.

 

But hey, that's just me and my crazy millenial brain…chair



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