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December 2, 2015
7:19 pm
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pingity1
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 952
Snarking Since:
May 3, 2014

Thread title: Self explanatory?

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/one-night-stands

WHYYYYY does xo publish stuff like this?

I couldn’t wait to forget about my other sexual encounters, yet I found myself thinking about Max. He didn’t jump out of bed after sex or make me feel unwelcome in his house. He didn’t act like I was lesser because we slept together the night we met. I thought maybe he might be the person I didn’t realize I had been looking for.

So rarely do we see or recognize the people that fate has thrust before us. So rarely do we take the plunge and enter into something with our whole hearts. If there is one great success in my life so far, it is my relationship with Max.

… Congrats on your high standards.

Nothing happened to you. You are not interesting. Your boyfriend is not interesting. Not even a little.

December 2, 2015
8:56 pm
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onocentaur
Hamcat
Meows: 156
Snarking Since:
June 6, 2011

The only thing I can think of is WHY did this warrant an article? You met a guy, you hooked up, now you're dating. Just like probably 80% of the people in your age group. Congratulations!

 

Also the line about her only success in life being this relationship is sad as hell. :( Self worth, get some.

December 3, 2015
12:18 pm
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Sweet Summer Child
Cat
Meows: 37
Snarking Since:
December 2, 2015

onocentaur meowed
The only thing I can think of is WHY did this warrant an article? You met a guy, you hooked up, now you're dating. Just like probably 80% of the people in your age group. Congratulations!

 

Also the line about her only success in life being this relationship is sad as hell. :( Self worth, get some.

Yeah, my best guess is that these women have such low self-esteem, they are still astounded that someone wanted to be in a relationship with them after f**king them.  If they are truly amazed by that, okay, write about it and get your fiddy.  We all gotta pain the rent.

December 3, 2015
7:41 pm
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tableclothrunner
Hamcat
Meows: 119
Snarking Since:
February 25, 2015

pingity1 meowed

Thread title: Self explanatory?

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/one-night-stands

WHYYYYY does xo publish stuff like this?

I couldn’t wait to forget about my other sexual encounters, yet I found myself thinking about Max. He didn’t jump out of bed after sex or make me feel unwelcome in his house. He didn’t act like I was lesser because we slept together the night we met. I thought maybe he might be the person I didn’t realize I had been looking for.

So rarely do we see or recognize the people that fate has thrust before us. So rarely do we take the plunge and enter into something with our whole hearts. If there is one great success in my life so far, it is my relationship with Max.

… Congrats on your high standards.

Nothing happened to you. You are not interesting. Your boyfriend is not interesting. Not even a little.

Ha, thanks for the laugh. I wandered over to her website and found the following little gem about her ONS and his girlfriend.

https://revolutionaryfox.wordpress.com/2012/01/06/come-with-me-darling-and-balloons-4-lobsters/

And GOMI gets a lecture :laugh

https://revolutionaryfox.wordpress.com/2015/10/21/the-snark-meisters-and-stop-accusing-random-people-of-having-bpd/

December 3, 2015
8:21 pm
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CONSTANT VITRIOLIC ABUSE
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 217
Snarking Since:
July 30, 2013

From the last post tableclothrunner linked:

 

I randomly googled myself for shits and found this insanity:

 Yeah, I'm sure it was totally random.

Formerly Safeword:Banana
December 3, 2015
10:18 pm
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pingity1
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 952
Snarking Since:
May 3, 2014

When I first got together with my fiance, he was not quite done with his ex girlfriend.

I don't know, nor do I want to know what those embarrassing cartoons are. (Was her current boyfriend cheating on his ex with her?? What a wonderful, special guy.)

December 4, 2015
6:48 am
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Divorce Live On Stage
Hamcat
Meows: 66
Snarking Since:
May 10, 2015

Oh it's the all my friends ghosted me girl. Of course her boyfriend's ex was crazy. There are only two types of people in the world after all…her true besties and soulmates, and crazy people.

December 4, 2015
9:28 am
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Alice
Hi Im Alice And Ill Be Your GOMI Admin Today
Meows: 14845
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2008

pingity1 meowed 
Nothing happened to you. You are not interesting. Your boyfriend is not interesting. Not even a little.

I'm so tired of women who feel the need to weirdly justify their decision to f**k on the first date with some "it's ok because now we are in a relationship!" Like having casual sex is only ok if it ends with "and we've been together five years now!" Otherwise you should walk around feeling dirty and powerless and self-medicate with burgers, pints, and more drunk stranger sex. 

What a wonderful feminist message. Thanks, xoShame. Everything has to be about landing a man. How progressive.

~*~ garbage person ~*~
December 5, 2015
2:06 pm
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MeSoHangry
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 493
Snarking Since:
March 1, 2015

There is really nothing I enjoy more than the wise words of a 21 year old with like 2 years of dating experience, posting #aspirational advice about how all the withered crones out there will find their man and get their fiddy. Of course, no relationship will ever equal the great passion of two college kids who met at a frat party (or whatever prompted the relationship du jour).
I look forward to reading her article about what an emotionally abusive c**ksucker he is when the romance fades.

December 5, 2015
3:19 pm
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Sweet Summer Child
Cat
Meows: 37
Snarking Since:
December 2, 2015

MeSoHangry meowed
There is really nothing I enjoy more than the wise words of a 21 year old with like 2 years of dating experience, posting #aspirational advice about how all the withered crones out there will find their man and get their fiddy. Of course, no relationship will ever equal the great passion of two college kids who met at a frat party (or whatever prompted the relationship du jour).
I look forward to reading her article about what an emotionally abusive c**ksucker he is when the romance fades.

…then we'll get another, "I knew I wasn't in love with him but I married him anyway because, reasons" article.  God, I'm so sick of those.

December 6, 2015
8:10 pm
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pingity1
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 952
Snarking Since:
May 3, 2014

All XO relationship articles:

1) I am a boyfriend/fiance/husband-haver, and so can you!

2) IHTM: I'm a woman and I sex

3) POLYAMORY IS EXCITING AND NEW

4) I'm not insecure about my nontraditional relationship, proposal, or wedding, but that won't stop me from justifying my choices at length.

5) My ex abused me/was a dick/was cheated on by me, but I had REASONS

6) Everyone hates me and I'm going to die alone

 

Extra: Back when there were single people on staff, 7) LOL look at this awful message/person on OkC/Tinder.

December 12, 2015
6:46 am
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Rust Cohle Moustache Ride
Feline Porklord
Meows: 2292
Snarking Since:
June 4, 2013

MeSoHangry meowed
There is really nothing I enjoy more than the wise words of a 21 year old with like 2 years of dating experience, posting #aspirational advice about how all the withered crones out there will find their man and get their fiddy. Of course, no relationship will ever equal the great passion of two college kids who met at a frat party (or whatever prompted the relationship du jour).
I look forward to reading her article about what an emotionally abusive c**ksucker he is when the romance fades.

Haha, right? Even the pictures are insufferable. "No-one will ever know love as profound and precious as ours." 

-Formerly Swan Ronson and Tina EAT THE FOOD-
December 20, 2015
2:56 pm
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Stain Panel
Hamcat
Meows: 168
Snarking Since:
March 29, 2014

Is that trustfund dominatrix bimbo-fetish communist chick who, IIRC, started the husbandhusbandhusband thing still on the internet?  Somethingsomething Darling? I remember she got scared off xo.



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