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Greatest (s)hits of xoJane
February 25, 2016
9:35 pm
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Swastika Handbag
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 732
Snarking Since:
July 24, 2014

FlyAwayOrnacia meowed

Too Emotional to Pack Utensils meowed
Did a lot of posts on this thread vanish? Did I violate a forum policy? embarrassed

Idk…We were almost to three pages and they were all links or reminiscing about articles. GOMI was down last night and maybe stuff got lost?

I think there was a glitch and some posts were lost. I know I posted something here and in the General Discussion thread and both posts disappeared.

February 26, 2016
8:44 am
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ATWYSingle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1245
Snarking Since:
August 20, 2013

http://www.xojane.com/sex/penis-on-vacation

 

I still remember how hard I cringed when i first read this. Guy rejects Mandy so she offers him a no strings blow job.

February 29, 2016
12:26 pm
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Purple Lipstick Yall
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Meows: 78
Snarking Since:
July 19, 2014

I hope this thread doesn't die just because so many posts got eaten!

 

Hey, remember "I have zero sympathy for your student loans, I managed to get through school without any*" chick?

*because my parents paid for everything

http://www.xojane.com/issues/unpopular-opinion-i-dont-have-student-loans-and-i-dont-feel-bad-for-people-who-do

 

And speaking of Mandy being a trainwreck (or recruiting other trainwrecks for traffic),

the time a man politely declined her offer for sex so she stomped into the bathroom, filmed herself masturbating, and sent it to him:

http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/masturbating-bathroom-stall-new-york-post

And Sydney Leathers:

http://www.xojane.com/sex/sydney-leathers-guide-for-sexting-with-politicians

February 29, 2016
12:35 pm
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ATWYSingle
Feline Porklord
Meows: 1245
Snarking Since:
August 20, 2013

Purple Lipstick Yall meowed

 

And speaking of Mandy being a trainwreck (or recruiting other trainwrecks for traffic),

the time a man politely declined her offer for sex so she stomped into the bathroom, filmed herself masturbating, and sent it to him:

http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/masturbating-bathroom-stall-new-york-post

My favorite part of that was how she reassured readers that the guy still totally respected her and that sending him a video of herself masturbating totally didn't have any impact on their working relationship.

February 29, 2016
12:53 pm
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xoVal
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April 21, 2015

http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-got-laid-from-my-xojane-article

 

It looks like eventually all the author's comments were deleted. Which is a good thing, because 95% of them were him trying (and failing) to post a Chris Hardwicke gif.

 

And my previous comments got deleted, so here ya go:

 

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/sarah-chrisman-victorian-secrets

 

http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/reading-challenge-stop-reading-white-straight-cis-male-authors-for-one-year

Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck
February 29, 2016
3:45 pm
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goingpearshaped
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Meows: 63
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July 31, 2015

Corporeal beau OH MAN that will never get old. 

February 29, 2016
4:08 pm
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Swastika Handbag
Senior Hamcat
Meows: 732
Snarking Since:
July 24, 2014

ATWYSingle meowed

Purple Lipstick Yall meowed
 

And speaking of Mandy being a trainwreck (or recruiting other trainwrecks for traffic),

the time a man politely declined her offer for sex so she stomped into the bathroom, filmed herself masturbating, and sent it to him:

http://www.xojane.com/entertainment/masturbating-bathroom-stall-new-york-post

My favorite part of that was how she reassured readers that the guy still totally respected her and that sending him a video of herself masturbating totally didn't have any impact on their working relationship.

Lol I had posted that one before the glitch, wondering how she's not on the sex offender list by now.

February 29, 2016
4:26 pm
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Horizontal Ed
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Meows: 60
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January 17, 2015

I'm home sick today and this thread is just what the doctor ordered (pun intended). Thank you!

February 29, 2016
4:40 pm
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generic "Hated It!" comment
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May 23, 2014

xoVal meowed
http://www.xojane.com/sex/i-got-laid-from-my-xojane-article

 

It looks like eventually all the author's comments were deleted. Which is a good thing, because 95% of them were him trying (and failing) to post a Chris Hardwicke gif.

Revisiting the comments on this one (sadly ???? minus the failed POINTS!!!!11 gifs) and saw these gems, which I had forgotten about.

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    xoMarci xoStaff • a year ago

    I can't believe none of you have suggested he and I go on a date.

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    xoMarci xoStaff  Guest • a year ago

    Oh, I'm just the resident been-single-for-a-decade xoJane editor. Hi.
fuck me gently with a brain tumor
February 29, 2016
10:11 pm
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War Widow on a Train
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 310
Snarking Since:
September 24, 2013

I just have to throw in two of my se "favorites":

1. The Olympics article where se didn't really understand how advertising works, and was very insistent that an Animal Practice as was racist against Gabby Douglas (ignoring the many people in the comments who mentioned that NBC had an entire promo series around a monkey doing different Olympic sports) http://www.xojane.com/issues/nbc-runs-racist-ad-against-gabby-douglas-coverage

As a fun bonus, se is in the comments of that one and is as ridiculous as you would expect.

2. The "Cripface" article from last years Oscars, where se wanted an actor with Alzheimer's to play Julianne Moore's role in Still Alice. http://www.xojane.com/issues/cake-still-alice-cripface-oscars

And, this one is less about the writer and more about the grossness of the hive, but this article by Daisy has one of the most disgusting comment sections I've ever seen: http://www.xojane.com/healthy/how-often-do-you-wash-your-sheets

Daisy, like a normal person, washes her sheets once a week. The hive on the other hand, seems super proud to go MONTHS at a time inbetween changing their sheets. puke

March 1, 2016
1:57 am
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Too Emotional to Pack Utensils
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 460
Snarking Since:
September 3, 2012

War Widow on a Train meowed

I just have to throw in two of my se "favorites":

1. The Olympics article where se didn't really understand how advertising works, and was very insistent that an Animal Practice as was racist against Gabby Douglas (ignoring the many people in the comments who mentioned that NBC had an entire promo series around a monkey doing different Olympic sports) http://www.xojane.com/issues/nbc-runs-racist-ad-against-gabby-douglas-coverage

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This was such a gift. Do you think this is what drove s.e. to not read comments?

Also, I snorted when I saw this comment:

s.e. smith lca254 • 4 years ago
I am so far from pissed, you don't even know.

This is a recurring problem on a lot of my articles, from the same group of commenters, and I find it a sociologically interesting phenomenon. I want to understand the motivations behind hate reading and default personal attacks because they're so far beyond my ken.

Usually I choose not to respond to comments like the one at the start of this thread because I find them unproductive and I don't like giving trolls the benefit of my attention, but I'm conducting a bit of an experiment today. The results have been…fascinating.

She used the word KEN! All of us are a social experiment! CLASSIC!

March 1, 2016
3:07 am
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Corporeal Beau
Expert Hamcat
Meows: 453
Snarking Since:
May 24, 2013

goingpearshaped meowed

Corporeal beau OH MAN that will never get old. 

huggggsmiley-signs064

I was A BitchBerry, Not Yet A Twatgerine, until I finally embraced my patient suitor, the Victorian era, with open arms.
March 2, 2016
4:26 pm
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cornchips
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Meows: 40
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December 4, 2015

The Islamic miscarriage lady

http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/pregnancy-after-tubes-tied

Sometimes I go back and read the comments again for kicks. She is legit insane.

 

Lots of others too, the Demisexual one was pretty bad. Also s.e. Smith's disability piece on actors:

http://www.xojane.com/issues/cake-still-alice-cripface-oscars

 

Good thread.



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